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@headlightdear.bsky.social
189 followers 514 following 381 posts

look i have no idea what the rumors are about i dont know who sky is and i sure as hell never blue them if u know me from twitter no u dont any pronouns, 25

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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they call it a non stick pan but the handle is a stick???????
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
they really leave me no choice but to do this *every single time* i share a post with you
navy seal copypasta in Willow's DMs, presumably as a caption to a shared blue sky tweet
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
ann reardon makes good videos but her titles are hilarious. IM DEBUNKING MSG IT DOESNT EXIST NUTELLA IS FAKE NO STRAWBERRIES HAVE EVER BEEN SOLD FOR $20
"Debunking MSG, $20 Strawberries & Nutella
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
see i can't do that strat i like my butches heavy
panel one, anubis and dude 
anubis: hi, you died, man

panel two:
anubis: so basically just gotta kinda weigh your heart against a feather and if the HEART is heavier then-

panel three:
dude: haha you're doing the six seven

panel four:
heart falls on the scale and outweighs the feather with a clunk
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
uhhh
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
sarkchasm
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
is it too late to help. post these puffins!!!!
puffin looking at a one-legged puffin puppet and standing on one leg as if to imitate itpuffin seemingly walking in a silly ol' way
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
just got an ad for the frankfurt school insert joke here
screenshot from YouTube featuring an ad for the Frankfurt School on a What's Eating Dan? video about kale. the ad reads "Considering a degree in fintech? learn more"
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
my favorite flower 🥰 osteoporosis 😍😍😍
bag of flower extract labelled Ostropestřec Mariánský (Silybum Marianum)
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
no you dont get it the fact that im grifting is ok because i used to need the money when i was younger. not right now, but i used to need the money when i didnt have money im so done with peggy istg
original tweet: 
Peggy dropping his leftist aesthetic once he was rich enough to not deal with working class struggles any longer is so utterly corny that it really is beyond words.

@jpegmafia quotes and responds:
I understand why you think this, but you have to understand i came from actual poverty. Your mommy and daddy probably gave you a cushion in life. So money probably isn’t a big deal to you. But i actually worked for everything i have so i know how fast money can go away. Maybe when you grow up and inherit your daddys buisness. You’ll start to consider other peoples perspective.

262 reposts, 331 quotes, 7999 likes, 891 bookmarks
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
i don't care which side of discourse you're on, this is the most salient piece of criticism against sweetest fruit by st vincent by a country mile
Reddit screenshot: "as a qualified idiot, for the last three months i thought the lyrics are "you're a natural baby" rather than "you're a natural, baby".
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
it took mathematicians years to figure out how to move an impossibly large object around a 90 degree turn and that's just an average bus driver on a tuesday
Phys.org headline: Mathematician solves the moving sofa problem
December 11th, 2024
by bob yirka, phys.org
diagram: the movement of a moving sofa in the perspective of hallway (top) and sofa (bottom)
the subtitle reads:
a mathematician at yonsei university in Korea claims to have solved the moving sofa problem. Jineon Baek has posted a 100+ page proof of the problem in the arXiv preprint server
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i mean. i can try.
sydney opera house
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
since the privating of my twitter account is an anthropological loss of alexandrian library proportions to many of you, ill be drip feeding you peasants some masterpieces that were thought to be lost to time until this historic moment. hastily edited music jokes edition
won't toledon't, february 9th, 2021four evenly spaced targets, july 12th 2022

(the wiggles masked over weezer's blue album)pogleg (dogleg pog)(pog face masked over dogleg album cover), december 20th 2020vince stapler, january 19th 2021
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
it has come to my attention that i now, unfortunately, have 51 followers. in an effort to get back down to a good, round number i will now pick one follower at random and alienate them and them alone. my apologies.
screenshot: my account has 51 followers
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
y'all. nuclear reactor
xqc reacting to a cell nucleus
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
save your criticism for actual erasure thats actually happening. people who experience things differently than you arent a threat to your existence, you little shit
flipping off a DINGQI 68628 - Ratchet Screwdriver Set, 28PCS
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
guitar tabs that WITH YOUR FEET ON THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND
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grace! @headlightdear.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
babe hurry were going to be late for our flight
a picture of a sign for "SCAT AIRLINES"
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