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Headless Dog Man

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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 13h
might as well make it spicy
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 16h
texting with mom on wednesday. seems I overshot my prediction by quite a bit
Mom
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That makes sense. OMG
shes a complete hack. id be surprised if she makes it to the end of the year
I hope sooner!
same
I'm going to read more about her now. 1'lllet you know any more info that's bad about her. Oy Vey!
sounds good
Wednesday . 11:35 AM
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
jinxy does it too 🤣 meerkattin!
jinxy up on the couch on 2 legs
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
she woke herself up with her own fart
jinxy the white maltipoo setting up shop
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ice is currently doing raids in sac/roseville/citrus heights
ice picking up a person. aparently had drones flying over his house
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
likewise! Gizmo is his legal name, Gizzy was his earlier years but now that hes an old distinguished man he goes by Gizzard.
young gizmoold man gizzard
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gas pumps at the forefront of political discourse
gas pump in el dorado county with a sticker that says trump did this, someone crossed it out and put no newscum did this!!
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ice agents in Roseville at Hilton
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they are not to be trusted
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
great actress. someone sent me this a while ago and made me laugh so ill return the favor
sigourney weiner
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
coates- wow, that was really racist
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who is this woman
odd looking maga woman
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tongue out tues
gizzard looking and laying
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess i didnt realize how square his hair is recently
kim Jong un. taken from state media in September 2026
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
should have brought the whistling kitty chases
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dog suprise
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yall laugh but those happy jumps the first two dogs are doing is dangerous. we had to train him not to jump because of how many times he actually hurt people by hitting their face on accident. im talking bloody noses. ok lets be real its still kinda funny, they mean well
Noodlebutt. chunky boy. rat terrier / IG
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aww she looks a lot like my noodlebutt
my boy noodlebutt. rat terrier / itaian greyhound mix
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
madvillian (mf doom / madlib
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
governemnt ai shenanigans
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my first was an 89 NA in that maroon color, sold it years ago. then had a 93 twin turbo, later converted to single, also sold when I moved to the west coast. I have pictures of the first one somewhere
mk4 Toyota supra
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
coming soon extra teeth they keep adding teeth
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we have a lawyer around here named drake and all his billboards are like "Other law firms ARE NOT LIKE US!" and other drake lines. its hilarious because he has these before drake became a laughing stock and now hes stuck with it
drake lawyer billboard
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hitting her with that mitch mcconnell
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol hell yeah gizzie is doing the same now that its cooling off. he was even running during his pre poop pacing yestarday
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
horrors persist but so do whimsy & hope
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
easily favorite car ive owned
1990 vw corrado g60 red / black
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
morning
gizzard white shihzu mix hes acting all weird because of the fox encounter
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gizzard is here looking very serious today #DogsOfBluesky
unflattering picture of gizzard where his tongue is kinda mid lick he looks stupid as hell
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
im sure its hard as hell but just watching her do it feels like I could do it
'I could totally do that says correct man watching luge event the onion
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sex lives of animals without backbones
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ahhh so cool! brings back memories growing up my old man had a similar one
vw bus
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
old man gizzard fresh pup cut
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pedantic but I think there is a typo on this quote
“How do I feel? I feel totally betrayed. I mean, you never thing or I never thought that a guy like me would be involved in anything like this … I was just in total disbelief … nothing like this has ever happened to me; you know, I have several businesses, I’m law abiding, and I pay a lot of tax.”
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
jerking gesture
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slight drawback
mtg final fortune
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
free belly rubs!
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She wouldnt let the intruder leave without some belly rubs
jinxy smiling
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mcconnell dog
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh yeah, especially with this one. she eats everything
jinxy making herself comfortable
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a common phrase among dog owners... "why are you all wet??!"
jinxy sitting on me like a barnicle.
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I could totally do that says correct man watching luge event
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
saw some cool stuff at Sacramentos chalk it up
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
did not realize how high the camera man was lol 800mg in insane
duff ate over 500mg of thc
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
baby deer!
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kyle Gordon new banger
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Headless Dog Man @headlessdogman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My first was an 89, then got mk4. loved them both but sadly they are gone now
pulling out the driveway in my white supra probably ~20 years ago
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