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@headfunferret.bsky.social
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I make cool things that help your children read. I live in an enchanted forest.

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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 6h
Don't got no legs.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
100% this.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was my first guess out the gate.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So say we all.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, it makes more sense when you remember chips are french fries.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Chihuahua criss incident report" oh my heart, my week is off to a solid start.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Daaaaaang. If I didn't already want to move there... I'm on my way. How comfy is your couch?
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And "A Peace so Fragile" but it's still cool AF. The French can benefit from a little Scalzi.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shit's a little weird here, but I ain't mad about it.
A fey chartreuse sky glows overhead, huge white mushrooms in the foreground, and a smol, fluffy white dog looking from a suburban deck at the camera.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw it in a theater with Dolby sound and I don't know if the seats were supposed to shake but they absolutely did shake and my back cramped up about halfway through.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And now I know about paradise ducks which, upon googling, are very striking.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@weratedogs.com come back to BlueSky!
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kinda jealous of you getting to experience it for the first time.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got the Barry in her. Amazing m
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"squirm tummying" is pure gold
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It will keep your mind off things, at least.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Dolly has lived in the light and is surely in the arms of Jesus..."
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The author photo is so pretty! 💖
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Also, it was sad-funny reading you complain about what a shit-show 2019 was in an Acknowledgements written in October of 2019. Oh, how young and foolish we were then.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@scalzi.com "'Bitch, you're in my spot,' said Kiva Lagos." Mr. Scalzi you have absolutely made my day.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I stopped watching Friday Night Lights because I went to a football-crazy school in Texas and I was fully triggered by the third episode. I can treat a lot of YA media like adorable fantasy, but the minute Homecoming mums show up on screen, I'm out.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's how I learned about it!!
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No Gamera? I'm out.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How Hank somehow always manages to be there for Bobby (or anyone he cares about -- he took a CUDDLE for Bill!) just gives me all the feelings.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My mom broke a front tooth in half as kid, I broke a front tooth as a kid, my son broke a front tooth as a kid... we believe in tradition in my family. Hope your daughter recovers well.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bullshit.
Spelling Bee screen with C, R, T, A, B, and I on the outer circle, D as the center letter, and the absolutely real word BARDIC getting marked as "Not in word list."
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This ☝️. This is exactly why I voted against her.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I once had a runny camembert-style cheese made from goats milk that basically changed my outlook on life. I also tried juustoleipä once and that was fun.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A scientific guide to the varieties of squirrels found in my backyard.
Collage of squirrel images with yellow labels. A fox squirrel is designated "chonker", red squirrel is "teenie weenie", gray squirrel is labeled "squirrel", black squirrel is "squirrel-shaped void in space-time", black squirrel with white tipped tail is "tippy" and chipmunk is "Milton"
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm gonna need a pic of this mural cause it sounds amazing.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't know which Ride or Die achievement I admire more: making two women my age into genuinely sexy leads, or getting me to love an Ed Skrein character.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dude, potty training a kid is no easy feat. He knows he couldn't do it alone.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We're gonna have to talk about that little pun...
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Also a groundhog.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Enchanted Forest is AMPED today!
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never has a @georgepenney.bsky.social timeline cleanse been more welcome.
Screenshot of my BlueSky feed: tail end of a post about wildfires destroying First Nation village, followed by a reminder that the dust bowl was also corporate greed destroying people and planet, followed by George Penney's daily reminder that it's possible for humans to live wisely, whimsically and well.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I bet some rooms could use a fresh coat of paint and oh! these tiles would look brand new with some re-grouting and your editing brain would be properly juiced up if you reorganized the bookshelves...
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dangit forgot the alt text: a beautiful, roan-colored deer sits placidly, might I say smugly, on a back lawn, a bathtub filled with brush ready to burn is visible behind her. We did not put the bathtub there, but burning crap in it is more appealing than attempting to move it.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Enchanted. Forest.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I enjoy watching the disasters unfold when tech bros think they can Solve Teaching.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More puppy court!! Every WeRateDogs video is a national treasure.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not tryna scare you but the one year I had 7th graders was rough. Something dark and hormonal happens that year.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Man, 7th grade... you should have a case of wine on that wishlist.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No, I think you did the math right. As others have said here, just... wow.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
These entries are always elevated by the presence of a weka.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tomato salad, deviled eggs, and chicken thighs. Am I playing this game right?
Bowl of multicolored tomatoes, mozzarella pearls a julienned basil; balsamic vinegar and olive oil; plate of deviled eggs; three plates with a crispy chicken thigh on each and a pepper grinder.
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headfunferret.bsky.social @headfunferret.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah we do! Nice pull!
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