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Sam

@he11fire217.bsky.social
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If you choose to follow me, brace yourself for premium dog content, obscure pop culture references, and lots and lots of sarcasm. Big fan of GIFs.

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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 1h
I’d try to negotiate for more dogs. Only 10?
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 1h
Someone got to go for a ride, smell some French fries, and she even got a homemade pup cup when we got home
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 2h
I get a free custard from Culver’s because it’s (close to) my half birthday. I also ordered a burger, so I fell right into their trap
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Alice In Wonderland: Very Merry Unbirthday
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
The new A&W root beer float (zero sugar) is not good, and now I have to drink 11 more of them because I’m cheap
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Cillian Murphy So Done
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
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RHOBH Crystal Minkoff: I've Never Heard of Her
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
Mind bullets!
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
This is pro wrestler *Orange* Cassidy. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. You could even say Catsidy and no-one would notice
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Orange Cassidy Gives Thumbs Up
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
For real, though, I’ve been (mostly) out of the headphone game for a while (I still use my Sony MDR7506s occasionally, but other than that it’s just BT earbuds for mowing the lawn). How do you like those Heavys?
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
Those headphones are sick. Like, literally. They have swine flu.
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
You right. At this point I just try to avoid the ones that are especially heinous or blatant about their crimes against humanity
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 3h
Catching up on #AEWCollision and just got to the “Power of Her” commercial. I’d love it if #AEW did a women’s only show, but that kinda seems like a “separate but equal” situation. All I know is, I want more women’s wrestling in my eyeballs
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whatever’s going on under the grate in my air fryer is none of your, or quite frankly my, business
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Mickey Mouse's Bug Poison 'Seasoning'
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Old Town Road (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As much as I loved Locke, Vincent was the main character
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Restarting LOST again. I know, the ending was kinda bad, but I just love Locke so much
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Lost John Locke
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Black Hole Sun, don’t you come
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Soundgarden Black Hole Sun Music Video
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not really my thing either, but I had to check it out. We got high together and now she’s on the TV?! 😂
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is so fucking weird. My ex’s cousin is on 90 Day Fiancé, and she was on the side of the family that I liked!
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Peter Griffin Watching Family Drama
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta try it
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Scrubs Janitor: 'I know. White people...'
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta use mayo for the outside bread
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Amateur Hour
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Vintage Radio Shack Cell Phone Commercial
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yoooo, I just found a few of my old Radio Shack shirts! Do you think enough time has passed for me to wear them and have it come across as ironic?
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I lost my shins in the war, but
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Cotton Hill: I Killed Fitty Men
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was my first watch, so I’ll need to watch it again before doing any kind of character analysis, but I felt like even his worst decisions were based on his flaws, insecurity and fear. Relatable.
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obsession was *really* good. Obviously it’s an interpretation of the “monkey’s paw” myth, so I expected that the hype was unwarranted, but it was very well done 4.25/5⭐️
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😱
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Shocked British Shorthair Cat Reacts with Crunch
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NW Obsession. I’m excited for this one #filmsky
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ocean, Caribbean, this definitely counts 🕺🏻 “No more love on the run”
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Caribbean Queen (No More Love On the Run)
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ocean, Caribbean, this definitely counts 🕺🏻 “No more love on the run”
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Caribbean Queen (No More Love On the Run)
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ron Weasley: 'You're a little scary sometimes'
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bernie and I love yacht rock, but especially Christopher Cross. Let’s get nautical “We’re saaaailing”
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slept right through it
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NW Evil Dead Burn with Bern on the big TV, in surround sound. Incredibly, she is, thus far, unfazed
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It use a lot, but no-one ever gets the one I probably use the most. In the Jack Rabbit Slim’s scene in Pulp Fiction, when Vincent names all the blonde actresses, Mia says “pretty smart” and Vincent replies “I have my moments”
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Is That A Fact Pulp Fiction
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beans and Berns, Berns and Beans. She’s starting to get zoomie because she smells the garlic 🧛‍♀️
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
24/7, 165. Degrees, that is. Fahrenheit
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can never, everrrrr add too much butter
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meese on ploss
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m trying to push myself, so instead of picking up another burger, tonight I’m doing cajun-ish drumsticks, mashed potatoes, and canned green beans (because they were purchased before the FDA was gutted). Bernie has volunteered to taste everything first “so I don’t get sick”.
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Started #AEWDynamite. Excalibur I expected… Mox saying “you’re going to lose people” during PAC’s last on screen appearance I was not. Hope everyone is doing ok out there in #wrestlesky
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gravel would’ve been cool, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it as Mama Concrete
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How did Mama Concrete get her name?
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to be really bad about giving Berns leftovers, but, to put it politely, her tummy can’t handle it anymore
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Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta keep her in shape; she’s not getting any younger. I’ll let her lick the meat juice off the plate and give her a couple of tots. They’re her favorite
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Napoleon Dynamite: You Gonna Eat Your Tots?
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A whole one??
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Overweight Dog Walking
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She guards the burgers
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She knows what time it is
A black and tan senior dog sniffs around the stove, because she knows it’s almost burger time
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Family Guy Peter Griffin: God, Who The Hell Cares?
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Sam @he11fire217.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my favorite songs, and I’ve never seen this cover before. Enjoy
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STAND BY ME. (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - John Lennon (official music video HD)
YouTube video by johnlennon
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