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HazyCRT

@hazycrt.bsky.social
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21, she/it growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays NSFW posts pretty much all the time (when i wake up and remember) | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY

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TallDropM @talldropm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Iris! (CLOSED) @mrunclephuncle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Living the Thigh-High Life
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Power nap? Yeah, I had a nap, and I'm MUCH more powerful now. For example, I could probably break through these compressors with a single throb of my dick, and smother this entire reality with just a fraction my ceaselessly expanding plush wobblemeat~ I'd barely have to even try~!
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(Thread! #NSFW #Hyper #Growth) Happy Bunny Day! To celebrate, we've decided to develop a 100% regular, run-of-the-mill bunnysuit. It's the most comfortable we've made yet, incredibly breathable where it matters-- Oh, you know about the catch already~ Shall I run through the side effects?~ (1/8)
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
typed out a bunny day thread just for the page to refresh a minute after i was done. BUT i am typing this out again. we CELEBRATE skimpy outfits here with no extra catches to what they do to your form, not at all :3
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SpinTopple @spintopple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The female counterpart has an updated look now! (Male for comparison)
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Hyper #NSFW #Growth Tailor who, despite her professional outward appearance, is quite the growth pervert. No, that Z-cup bra doesn't fit you yet, but just let her work some of her magic. Before long, you'll see that she can make ANY garment fit by any means necessary. (1/2)
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Solar @thesolarsystemsys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
mesmerizer teto!
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And @lafka.bsky.social let me draw some execution clap Teto.
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Some goths for @slightlylarge.bsky.social and @shewhospeaksinsize.bsky.social
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Some Carol tiddy for @xyzexal.bsky.social
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
( #NSFW #HYPER thread!) Did you know? The retro classic StarStriker IV: Quest for the Sapphire Swimsuit features a little known glitch that's never been properly recorded. If you're able to mimic the pool miniboss's unique spill and uncap the amount of buffs your team can use, by growth buffing-
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cumshots that continue to increase in size and viscosity the more orgasms you experience. Your first orgasm of the day is quite small, watery, and clear, but they quickly start improving in every way. By your 20th you're pumping out a universe-worth of yellow solid cumlogs every microsecond~
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
( #NSFW #Hyper! ) Oh, this? It's a prototype I'm testing. Yeah, the first growth bra of its kind - can you BELIEVE I used to be an A cup? That's right, now look! I'm now a natural F, and I couldn't be happier. ...Yes, it's still going through bugtesting, why do you ask? ...Underflow?
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Phew, sorry, my compressors were struggling over those last few heatwaves, and when you're moving places, you have to make sure you're small enough to fit through the front door when you're there! Regular posting'll hopefully resume soon now that things have settled down, thanks for the wait <3
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
doodled some sentry for @waluigitime16.bsky.social
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dare you to guess how many compression layers I've got to use to keep myself from crushing everything in this reality. 1? Don't make me laugh. A million? Nowhere near. Infinity? Good guess, but not close. You'd need to make up a number before you're even near the amount that repress my true size~
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Starry! ✨ @starrygts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You'd think this is a game to him... Is 10 images not enough for you, cat?
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
( #NSFW #Hyper!) It's a simple question. $1,000,000 or $1 with exponential growth? Of course, it's not hard to figure out; it was easy for her to choose the latter. She'd be rich beyond belief before long! ...Well, that's what she believed anyway. Checking her bank account the next morning, the-
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(NSFW #Hyper!) It's said that mastering a skill takes 10,000 hours to master, and after years of practicing, you've finally learnt how to grow parts of your body whenever you want. It was slow at first, and you mostly attempted spells on other objects, but you've finally got the skill level needed-
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No hornypost today, very tired from watching SGF (FF7 I'M SO EXCITED AOGUHDSJKGDS). However, I AM working on a longer-form story that I'm very excited about, and I'll throw it out here whenever it's done!
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
...Okay, and I attach an energy, and use Growth, meaning my next attack'll do double damage, and end my turn. (1 hour later) Um, sorry, I didn't think the card effects would apply to me... sorry about crushing the venue, and, um, cumming and subsequently flooding the competition and their cards...
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
some big Marisa for @neuronrapid.bsky.social
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Starry! ✨ @starrygts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
cw: extreme hyper Nobody could’ve seen this coming in a million years. The ring definitely tried its hardest though! It’s not like he’s only growing even faster at this point or anything. Good effort team!
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
In the space age, streamers are bigger than ever, and get viewers from almost every galaxy in the universe. There are also some that're larger than some galaxies, and if you tip them enough credits? You'll have a thank you sent your way in the form of a planet-destroying ultra-solid hyper cumshot~
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SpinTopple @spintopple.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Well, you are what you drink! (you have a crippling monster addiction, yama) Patreon comm for @yamatohotel.bsky.social!!!
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Seijan Etroix @seijanetroix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sun's out, buns out! Way out. Way, way out! For: @axiee.bsky.social & @rangacatman.bsky.social
A hyper-butt'd merseed dragon is walking along the beach as others stare.Their swimsuit snaps as their full size is unleashed.
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month y'all <3
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Cave Boblin [COMM OPEN] @caveboblin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
2 girls so full of consequences…
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Considering the weather's warming up already, it's a good idea to hydrate! In fact I'm offering free drinks, and you don't even need a cup. Just open your mouth and I'll shoot a few googolplex megarancid hyper-virile loads in your general direction, all on the house! Hope you don't mind the taste~
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Girl who gets very interested in the stock market, and has a slight misunderstanding of what "asset growth" is. ...I mean, at least she (and everyone else) doesn't have to worry about that anymore, considering half the planet is now being covered in pre from her incredibly "inflated asset".
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
She has a very normal-sized and not-at-all sweaty ass that isn't being dug in at all. Mhm. Yup. Thanks so much to @waluigitime16.bsky.social for the brilliant gift art, much appreciated!! #hyper #hyperass #sdiybt
An woman with an oversized bust and an especially oversized particularly sweaty, wobbling ass. She is digging in between her cheeks to relieve an itch. "This fucking heat... it's so fucking itchy..."An woman with an oversized bust and an especially oversized particularly sweaty, wobbling ass. She is digging in between her cheeks to relieve an itch.
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Isla and Ana running a milk stand. Unfortunately supply is outrunning demand. for @internisla.bsky.social and @kazagumo.bsky.social
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's WAY too hot to move, and the humidity here is a bitch. I'm sweating in every damn place, I need to take a layer off... Oh hey, you seem useful. Hold my compression pants while I cool down, and maybe I'll rest my mile-long sweat-dripping hyper dick on you. Good luck on not getting crushed~
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Wally @waluigitime16.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ye old fandom
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Lewder Wiggler @lewderwiggler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
That fucker @waluigitime16.bsky.social made himself a cool Imp-sona, so I decided to doodle it :)
Wally's Imp sona, "normal" dick outWally's sona, very small, true cock size out (that shit 12 feet jesus-)
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my name is DJ {COMMISSIONS OPEN} @djthepokemen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@yboon.bsky.social
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And Sally just chilling, doing girl things for @lafka.bsky.social
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This brownie I'm eating? Yeah, totally, TOTALLY normal. I promise it doesn't have a ludicrous amount of growth hormones in. Really. ...Just do NOT look at the mile-long-and-growing genitalia in front of me and you'll find it easier to believe me, okay?
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Loan shark who's actually really nice, as long as you pay on time. ...Oh. You forgot a payment? There's two ways you can pay her back, then. Either you can donate your size to that ever-growing bulge of hers, or (/and) be flattened by that behemoth under her straining trousers. Choose wisely!
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
now that i have more time on my hands and have enough to write actual high-quality longform content, i need to, as those whippersnappers nowadays say, "Lock The Fuck In",
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Girl who wishes that "someday, even a part of her could go to space". Of course, her wish gets granted. Very literally. The next morning, her dick now easily pierces the heavens, a new kind of (ever-expanding) milky way leaking from it. She can't complain though - after all, she asked for this.
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
they call her a crt the way she's finally turned the channel back to her account again..
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
quickly popping in just to check on everything and i just got hit with a post i made a while back. why the fuck is it Green specifically
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
sorry for disappearing again - sadly university has given me one BILLION tasks and i've really gotta get all these done or it could spell. uh. bad grades for me. i'll try post when i can but stuff will be very irregular until probably a month's time, apologies. love yall <3
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
(CW: NSFW HYPER!) Five years of research. Five. Whole. Years. She'd done it. Everything was no longer bound to one specific size! Any sort of matter could be changed at will! It was a scientific breakthrough, and no matter who told her it was "impossible", she had it. A SHRINKING BEAM. (1/9)
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I know my thoughts are always filled with robotgirls, but consider: robotgirl that uses excess energy to help grow her assets. And is also solar powered. And gets left out on a REALLY sunny day. And, Extra thought: robotgirl that now has boobs that're bigger than the globe (and continue to grow)
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Blue Monday's coming up this month, but personally I think we should put a bit of a spin on it. I propose Hyper-Sperm Saturday, where it's mandatory for everyone to release endless logs of ultra-dense, hyper-virile cum, non-stop for 24 hours. ...And maybe add an extra year or two on top of that.
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HazyCRT @hazycrt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
girl who lives off damn christmas nibbles and picky bits for 3 days. thats the post. its also me btw. please help how am i supposed to eat this much cheese and turkey and not get tired of it
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Ferrous aka rustandbolts 8/22 @ferrousoxide.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
And @makinfinititty.bsky.social let me draw my favorite from Mahoako, so have some Leberblume being completely apocalypticaly flat.
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