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James

@hazeyjam.bsky.social
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dorky 30 y/o engineer 🌱🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ shropshire 🇬🇧

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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is it lumberjack season yet? 🐻
Me in front of the mirror wearing a flannel/checkered shirt with a white top underneath
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know Trump is in the box, but is he allowed that close to children?
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dearie me
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Halftime shows should be camp and this is not camp
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shame Spain aren’t singing over Argentina’s national anthem like they did for ours
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I really hope FIFA is replaced in my lifetime. Unite again with something built by the fans, for the fans. No corruption. Minimal sponsors, no tackiness. No president involvement.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I wish I didn’t like sport
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wimbledon final 🎾
Polaroids showing an outdoor court at Wimbledon, me and my boyfriend, and Wimbledon centre court
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We’re only halfway through, but 2026 is definitely my year ❤️
Black photo frame on a wooden sideboard. The photo shows me wearing a blue t-shirt and a baseball cap. My boyfriend is cuddling up to me and wearing a black and white t-shirt with sunglasses on his head. In the background is a cliff face.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s nice to see the St. George’s Cross and it’s not for racist skinhead reasons
A crowd in town for St George’s day celebration showing a nearly defeated St George in front of the dragonSlain dragon with victorious St GeorgeLarge St George’s Cross on a building
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is this enough booze for 3 gays for 1 night?
1 bottle of tequila, 1 bottle of limoncello, 2 bottles of Cointreau, 3 bottles of white wine, 1 bottle of champagne and 1 bottle of vodka
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Your regular reminder that this time last month Kemi Badenoch told her party's spring conference that Keir Starmer should back Trump's actions in Iran "immediately and unequivocally"
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s a bit rude of Sainsbury’s to put the vegan Easter Eggs next to dog Easter treats. I nearly ate some cakes for dogs :(
Shows a top shelf of Easter treats for dogs and a lower shelf showing NOMO vegan Easter eggs at Sainsbury’s supermarket
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s past midday and my colleagues are still saying dumb shit. April Fools can’t save you now
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love that Trump doesn’t know the word ‘wind turbine’, so he continues to call them ‘windmills’
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Trans people are truly some of the bravest people out there. I am, and always will be, an ally to my beautiful trans friends 🏳️‍⚧️❤️
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I joked to someone the other day they’d do this. Does Starmer not realise it makes Donald happy for like a day and then he forgets, adds tariffs on us and then insults our veterans? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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King Charles and Camilla to meet President Trump on US state visit in April
Despite political tensions between the US and UK, the King will travel to Washington next month.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve got the heating on 21°C, I’m wearing pyjamas, I’ve got 2 duvets on me and I’m shivering 🥶
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I bet even with a map and compass, straight men won’t be able to make them cum
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
For those shocked at the price of Easter Eggs this year, just know that the price of cocoa dropped back down to historical averages this year. If Easter Eggs don’t reduce in price and/or increase in size next year, we are truly being scammed by these greedy corporations.
Shows a graph of the price of cocoa in USD/tonne over the last year. The graph peaks in June at a value of 11,000 and this decreases to a value of 3,165 today.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
why is everyone moaning about the price of fuel? i always put 40 quid’s worth in my car and it still cost me 40 quid?
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Happy 40th birthday to my mother ❤️
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a woman with pink hair and red lips is wearing hoop earrings .
Alt: Lady Gaga on a pink background with pink hair, reg lipstick and big silver hoop earnings
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UK Parliament @ukparliament.parliament.uk · 28/03/2026
Parliament’s clock mechanics will be busy changing over 3000 clocks across the estate this weekend.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A man just laughed at me eating a banana???
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tonight’s hotel is giving haunted vibes. If I hear this thing rocking outside my room in the night, I’m checking the fuck out.
Shows an old rocking horse in the corner of a hallway. The horse is above a patterned carpet, with patterned walls and drapes. On the wall is also a Victorian photograph of a lady.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Getting some D ☀️
A picture of a large pimple on a man drinking from a Costa coffee cup in the sunshine
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Idk why but I hate this kid so much
Ryanair safety picture showing an ugly cartoon child in some kind of safety float. The child has grey hair and no toes (it is not known whether the child had toes before the plane crash). The ugly child’s father has no legs (presumably lost in the plane crash) and both are floating above a white background. The father’s life jacket is attached to the ugly child’s float.
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Emergency exit row to myself and I didn’t pay for it 😍
Shows Ryanair row empty on flight
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Good morning BlueSky friends
View of bay in Sandefjord, Norway 🇳🇴 showing a whalebone and a ferry in the background beneath the morning sun
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Paddy’s Day to my brothers across the sea ☘️
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
😱
People taking photos of ‘The Scream’ at the Munch museum in OsloClose-up of one version of ‘The Scream’
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oslo, I am in you 🇳🇴
Me taking a selfie in the mirror in a lift. I’m wearing a black The North Face coat and ft rainy hair
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I don’t even follow rugby, but that was really fucking annoying
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I’m closing all the curtains and blinds so I don’t have to look at this downpour. Gross
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Apologies for being bi on main, but a milfy woman just chose to sit on the table opposite me in an empty restaurant. Wish me luck boys
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I love YouTube adverts so much 😍 I wish there were more 😍
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I wish I could text my cat :(
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/03/2026
Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Look at this handsome chap on facetime xo
Me (daddy) wearing a Jack Wills jumper with a shirt underneath, smiling on facetime
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Off to Dubai 😍
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Good end to a Good Friday 😊🐈‍⬛
Black cat resting on my lap. I’m in joggers with my legs on a pouffe/puff. Free foot pic on display
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy Friday fags. Have a lovely day x
Me wearing a black t-shirt in a mirror with lights around the side. Typical ugly premier inn room. My phone is an orange iPhone in a black case
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Never open BlueSky on a train. Label your fucking posts you horny cunts!
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Pray that I don’t get picked on
Shows Daniel Foxx projected on a screen with three people in front at a comedy gig
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
woken up by my cat using my dick as a springboard 🙄 good morning
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I refuse to read the MailOnline, but I can guarantee you their headline will read something like this:
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a cartoon character named stewie from family guy is standing in a room
Alt: Stewie Griffin from Family Guy going red in the face, crying and having a tantrum on the floor
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I think this win will make people realise they don’t need to vote tactically between Labour and the Conservatives. The Greens are a credible vote now and the two-party system is dead 💚
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 27/02/2026
🚨 IN FULL: The results of the Gorton and Denton by-election 🟢 Green: 14,980 (+10,170 / +211.4%) ➡️ Reform UK: 10,578 (+5,436 / +105.7%) 🔴 Labour: 9,364 (-9,191 / -49.5%) 🔵 Conservatives: 706 (-2,182 / -75.6%) 🔶 Liberal Democrats: 653 (-746 / -53.3%)
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James @hazeyjam.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Check out my wife’s new documentary on BBC iPlayer if you haven’t already
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