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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

well so since lesbians apparently have to come out because stupid celebs use us for clout. hi, i'm a lesbian. i am completely incapable of feeling romantic or sexual attraction towards cis men. it's fucked up that we have to do this btw. anyway fuck king princess. bitch you got 0 game for areason

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

on the bright side, at least caitvi fans won't have to pretend that king princess makes good music anymore

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i think i got the wrong fire emblem three houses novel

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

is it clear enough what this part of the playlist is supposed to represent or

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

did you know Lego Star Wars 2 turns 20 years old this month? that makes it the most important event to have happened on september 11th

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i get it i finally get it i never thought booktok tropes were cringe the issue is that men being involved made them cringe yes i will indulge in my lesbian half werewolf half vampire ceo fantasies

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i think it's actually impossible for me to write up a physical fight without making it look homoerotic as hell

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

you know this writing shit starts to get serious when you draft a whole playlist for it

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i'm afraid to say this has evolved into shared trauma caused by parental issues sterning from their fathers i am not beating the yuri dimilix allegations

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i'm writing a repressed homosexual who hides it by being openly homophobic and a complete bitch, who ends up in a same sex relationship with someone she hates and is very sociopathic, is riddled with familial trauma, comes from a rich family and by the end they keep being assholes to each other...

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

i'm actually still not over this image like look at jecka's gay little pose like calm down girl nobody's gonna take nicole away from you (the game fucking sucks btw don't buy it)

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

was "hazel becomes a juggalo" in anyone's bingo this year?

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

did you ever have a case of "the original media is so bad but you like the characters so you just claim them as your ocs and run" anyway lemme talk to you about my ocs nicole and jecka

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

if you never played devil may cry before, let me explain the netflix's show in fire emblem three houses terms the series features dimitri being a muscle head chad and and edelgard as an extremely feminine girl that hates fighting. also the series takes place in america and rhea is trump

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

my mom is in remission, after almost half a year of treatment. so at least the worst of it is over. for now the plan is to try and get a stem cell transplant so we can put an end to that issue.

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

i genuinely don't know any words that can properly describe how awful i think this fight is, and it's purely because of how stupidly finicky the meteor snapshotting is

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

have i mentioned yet that i hate kingdom hearts re:chain of memories because i hate kingdom hearts re:chain of memories

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

if you think the avatar movie getting leaked is the worst thing that could have happened to it, don't worry! this year, aang gets to come back to death battle just to get his face caved in by a gacha game protagonist that even his own fandom hates

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

they indeed did the very stupid thing with my favorite fire emblem character anyways this is officially a heathers account now

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

with the very real possibility of IS doing something extremely stupid with my favorite fire emblem character in a couple of hours that nobody outside of the most misogynistic shippers in the entire community want i am pre-emptively becoming a heather duke stan account

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"why do you have shannen doherty as heather duke as your pfp hazel?" good question

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

contrary to popular belief, I do not want for the potental of a nintendo cimenatic universe to lead to a fire emblem movie. this is because fire emblem fans deserve nothing.

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

it is absolutely not lost on me how this entire smear campaign towards chappell roan just happened to start around the same time she left her label once the head was revealed to be on the epstein files

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

i feel like i got telepathically strapped by chappell roan just by watching a recording of one of her shows

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

mfw Fortune's Weave ends with you having to write an essay about how much you love Seiros, after the credits you get a video of Toshiyuki Kusakihara saying "Dedicated to the love of my life: Israel" and a caption saying "This story was based in the life of Charlie Kirk"

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

watching the feh playerbase continuously shoot itself in the foot will never stop being funny

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

dorothea is the demote again and they didn't even do the bare minimum of giving her sing this time lmfao actually fuck fire emblem heroes

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

"oh hey the dorothea figure is pretty nice i wonder what price it is GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT"

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

i literally never talk about ffxiv here because i have enough with two shitty fanbases already the brio debacle was stupid, glad the feature was cancelled, please stop being dumb

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

-characters that swear every 2 lines -90% of the humor is just dick jokes -plot is "redeem bad people org" ...this thing is literally just hazbin hotel for mcu fans

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

fire emblem tellius except the laguz are therians

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

really good showing from kurt. 7th place on her first CYL with little to no actual campaign going on. maybe she can pull a tsubasa next year? (lol no, but it would be funny)

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

omg it's monigard on the ballroom dance if IS wasn't cowards

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

engage fans in 2024: "nah man dw we're gonna win cyl just vote for whoever you want engage fans in 2025: "nah man dw we're gonna win cyl just vote for whoever you want" engage fans in 2026: "nah man dw we're gonna win cyl just vote for whoever you want"

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

vote for kurt purely because she's on the men's side and it would be really funny if sylvain lost to a butch lesbian

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Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl @hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

am i really about to do this for the third time

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