Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Very blessed to have been 18 when mitski released my body’s made of crushed little stars. Peak moment 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Anyone know if AOC is interested in being in a lesbian throuple? Asking for a friend. 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026House of Skibidi: aura farm battles as a site of heterosexual yearnings for ball culture camaraderie 110
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Researching Colombian folk music. Can confirm that soul crushing yearning for women is in my ancestry. 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026V jealous of Al.weeezy living my dream and getting a fight 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Voice training to try to sound like Poison Ivy but I naturally sound like Bane :-/ 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I know I’m a year late but I’ll defend Huda with my life 100
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Yall really tried to cancel James Charles just to be James Charles to a Latina trans woman 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My wife and I are cooking up Nana for sad lesbian latinas 000
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I think everyone I was subscribed to on YouTube in 2010 is either a right-wing Christian influencer now, or transgender 110
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Congratulation to Carl and Aniya for being the first straight couple I don’t find disgusting 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No one can say fatphobia isn’t real because “I’m not scared of fat” when people are actively trying to get a SEVERE PARASITE to be sick for over a month to lose weight. 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hearing Olivia Rodrigo say “baby boy. honey bee” like that makes me want to crawl out of my skin in disgust and also horror 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Said “Evangelical Curse” instead of “Church” so maybe freud had point 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hey NickEh30, can you complain about the business turret PLEASE 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Free TikTok Idea for a Chronically Online New Yorker: My Mayor Muslim My Bagel Jewish My Christian Divyne #KnicksInFive 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My favorite thing about listening to a Dave Matthew’s live album is that out of nowhere he’ll just tell the crowd “hey, yall should do a general strike” 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My heart goes out to the poor baby trans girls on TikTok dealing with their first TERF dog pile….static.klipy.comFirst Time Meme - The Ballad Of Buster ScruggsAlt: First Time Meme - A man about to be hung on a gallows looks towards the camera as the text “first time?” Comes up 130
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Me, a COVID cautious individual, seeing everyone on TikTok scared about hantavirus and saying it’ll be 2020 all over again 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Nickleback and PBR are stored in the same place in my brain 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Transed my algorithm so hard im just getting trans man egg videos 030
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 27/04/2026shout out Sam Levinson for writing the first lesbian character I don’t care about 111
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My wife keeps looking up Jason Mraz as “JSON Mraz” 030
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Just so yall know, if I was a straight woman I would fight for my life to be the first trans Catholic nun. 120
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I’m not like you other girls, my fashion icons are like. Mercedes Sosa, and Clarice Lispector 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The only assigned book I read cover to cover in high school was Jane Eyre. That should tell you everything you need to know about me. 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Yo any investor want to Venmo me $20 to get a pizza on trans day of visibility 110
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Yo any investor want to give me 5 million dollars for an AI product called Grift that automates reducing your up time to 90% 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026reading lesbian feminist literature to my wife while they play stardew valley 030
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I don’t feel like writing this substack type of article but for your consideration: Trans Women aren’t Women - and Neither are You (presumed cis woman reader of said article title) 120
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 18/03/2026What does it say about me that my night time relaxation videos have gone from luxury travel videos to garbage truck compilations 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026How I feel when I say that that U2 album that was free with iTunes is good and there’s no reason to be mad about it. 111
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Listened to Hot To Go with my wife and learned they’ve been cheering TOT TO JO this whole time 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 01/03/2026is there a fictional sapphic couple where the tall one isn't avoidant and the short one isn't anxious? 030
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026nothing hurts more than wanting a thing figuring out where to get it and learning it's a massachusetts thing 220
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026if you're fat and speak bad about yourself for it you also sound like mike tyson in that ad (im there with u) 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026just so you know. if you ever told someone to lose weight for their health, you sounded just like mike tyson in that ad 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026yo if latino culture is profitable again, does anyone wanna buy my tv show ideas? 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026im not into doing drag myself ...but if i was i would be Charli 5XL 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026oh I'm about to be insufferable as Chappell Roan in fortnite 010
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026listen man, deep down, I do just want to write stories about how love can heal all 😔 020
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026true love is thinking of them while listening to fetty wap 120
Hazel @hazelsolbolivar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026last skeet on the h**** p***** fortnite collab: collab flopped so hard I didn't even have to get disrespectful on anyone.media.tenor.coma video game character is standing on one leg on a podiumAlt: Fortnite Take the L emote, a character with their hand in an L over their forehead while alternating kicking out each leg. 010
Reposted by HazelMezzo @heartbreak.one · 29/12/2025shoutouts to Doomtrain from ff8, absolutely unhinged summon / guardian force / girlfriend 271
