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Hazel

@hazelagain.bsky.social
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My kingdom for a queendom. S-T-A-U-N-C-H PHL/Jersey beat.

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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 7h
Love that I can root for the NL in the WS again.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 7h
My folks used to feign enthusiasm and then “fall asleep” on the couch when I pulled this. It gave me an out to stop watching myself, stubborn as I was. I went on to use this tactic with great success with my own kids. Highly recommend.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 20h
Sir.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You’d have dressed about a billion times better
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Time is UP!!!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LFG
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m involved with someone who likes… *deep deep sigh* the world’s most interesting man commercials.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna need more pics of the staffers and more video of their moment of realization
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah but he had a helluva candy bar!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sweetheart of a man right there.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*honk*
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds 🦅
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself w 10 acts you’ve seen live: George Michael The B52s Shawn Colvin Sting Elton John Jimmy Buffett The Pretenders Cher Prince Cyndi Lauper Taylor Swift One Direction Elvis Costello Bob Dylan Van Morrison Joni Mitchell Duran Duran Man or Astroman BB King Paul Simon Snoop Dogg Katy
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This year is taking all the wrong 80 year olds. 😞
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Arugula, genus crazy lettuce.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@kcl71.bsky.social Happy Birthday to you!!!
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
Screencap of a social media post by: kavishj611 
 
 All the people who are anti-Al or want to
 slow Al progress, I have one question:
 If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you
 still get through an entire workday
 without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
 Al tool?
 
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
 Would you actually be willing to give it
 up?
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
FTD and FDT.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My high school had/still has a vo-tech wing with three full garage bays for auto shop class. This in a seriously underfunded NJ school district.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FTD and FDT.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Love how he blew Trump off. A masterpiece!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can’t believe the Phillies are playing tonight. Smells like a campfire out there. #wildfire
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*Concurs in Cutlass Supreme*
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This was so much fun. Love Sean/Anna here.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Political HGH with a viagra chaser.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yes please! Hate that we stopped doing these before I could ever attend.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The green suit!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Tiffany Pollard's Headache: Can't Deal
Alt: Tiffany Pollard's Headache: Can't Deal
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I love when decent people get good things done. These accomplishments, no matter how big or small, matter and give hope to all. Thank you for making this happen!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Corky St. Clair
Alt: Corky St. Clair from Waiting For Guffman grapevines awkwardly.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can’t be a Knicks fan but appreciate the denial!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Right??
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Omg I can still hear the clap of their mouths as they closed. Also can feel the texture of the insides. 🤏
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
2020 or 2021, why pardon anyone who’s been convicted of an election crime???
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Vinyl lining of above ground pool blue.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’ve appointed myself minister of antitourism. Don’t come here. It’s not safe or fun right now. See the rest of the world for a while. The US is out of order.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Cake 😬
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What we need here.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you 🌌
Screenshot from Arrested Development with the text "Here's some money. Go see a Star War"
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Been waiting for it
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Omg YES!!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nice work if you can get it
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
4 years since my dad and yeah. Sucks.
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can’t wait to hear how you are compromised to this administration. All of it will come out eventually, guaranteed
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Healing Epstein at that!
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Not since Miami Vice has a show been this NYC
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Hazel @hazelagain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A criminal president should not have the ability to pardon his co-conspirators. Shouldn’t even be president in the first place, of course, but here we are.
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