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Hazel🌺

@hazel.church

127 followers 211 following 117 posts

in the crooks of your body, i find my religion she/they, agenderesque, business casual, reincarnation of sappho. @hhhhhazel everywhere that matters #1 hecatia, #1 lilligant, and #7 shadow the hedgehog superfan in the WORLD bandcamp.com/hhhhhazel

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 04/05/2026

this was done a fair number of days ago (april 29th, in fact), but the 100% balatro grind is complete and holy shit do i never want to play this game again by which i mean "when the update inevitably drops and undoes ALL of my progress"

balatro on my steam library. 491 hours played, 31/31 achievements, and the tantalizing urge to not recommend this game to others

171 wins, 100% progress. my name is nowhere close to "BRYAN " so please don't think it is

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 26/01/2026

feeling very bad for @boopydooper15.bsky.social for having his name sullied like this. not for spamming or anything but for thinking I'm An Idiot and capable of falling for spam without doing the bare minimum research

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 15/12/2025

do you think @rednexusgames.bsky.social will ever forgive me for my goofball antics

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 10/12/2025

@rednexusgames.bsky.social okay now what

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 08/12/2025

In times of chaos, clarity becomes rare... In what sounds like a cacophony, a harmony can yet emerge... To embrace heroism, one must reflect upon the chaos to find their truest joy and whimsy. Heed the Fugue of Schlong...

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Hazel🌺 @hazel.church · 27/11/2025

Pronouns in bio? What the fuck is that shit?! And you have limited characters too! It's like, oh, I'm a proud cat dad, but I can't fit it there because I'm fuckin' he/him! I thought the bio was supposed to have important information! My life story! Not fuckin' grammar! What were they/them THINKING?!