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👻Hayleyween👻

@haymaker.bsky.social
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A Pollyanna motherfucker. Director and Actor. ♀️ no TERFs, no SWERFs

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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Four Corners · Game 91 — Solved in 0:45 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For those unfamiliar with the lore:
An image of a joyful jagged Little crocodile dude with an arching text underneath that says big challenges.

Text above it reads *in 1978 sanrio designed this crocodile whose name is BIG CHALLENGES.

He was never used for anything"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"if like Redwall took place in the Midwest. Yeah. That's what I was going for" @sky-writes.bsky.social made me Trout in brown butter caper sauce, and mashed parsnips with herbs de provence. 😍🐟😍
A crispy pan fried freshwater fish fillet with some parsley and carved lemon slices on the side and mashed parsnips
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He was also the star of this amazing film moment:
Richard Harrison answering a Garfield phone, stating "I have to reform the ninja empire"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four Corners · Game 81 — Solved in 4:10 with 2 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Selling a bunch of my Grandma's vintage Halloween decor. It's Beistle/HC Luhrs from the early 50s at the latest. I know some folks are really into this sort of thing, so share if you know kitsch lovers who are into this. www.ebay.com/usr/haymakr82
a screenshot of my current ebay page with a bunch of antique halloween decor.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Four Corners · Game 77 — Solved in 6:06 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's something so wrong about this:
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The screaming heavenly cowboy meme thing
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 55 — Solved in 29:23 with 2 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OH!!! And he also played Scrooge in Dollywood's Christmas Carol show for as season or two. Dolly's hologram played the ghost of Christmas past. lol.
An aghast Scrooge in a sleeping cap being creeped upon by Dolly Parton about to break some shit down for him.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn't summer enough this summer. So I'm making up for it these last few weeks.
A plus sized redhead in a black swimsuit wearing a black large hat and bat glasses.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 48 — Solved in 1:28 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is good and I know exactly what I would do differently next time.
Stuff squash flowers with fresh Basil and salt on top.  Lemon wedges on the side
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fry guys
Squash flowers stuffed with ricotta herbs and lemon zest, batter dipped and fried
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I decided that, even tho I'm so hungry, it was a night to try something new and slightly involved. Lol
A photo of squash blossoms that I cleaned and removed the stamem from.  The pollen really irritated the back of my throat which I did not consider. Ope
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Seiji, the lead singer of Guitar Wolf, appearing to the main character (ACE!) of the movie Wild Zero, basically telling him to get his head out of his ass and go save his girlfriend, screaming "Love has no boarders, nationalities, or genders!"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 46 — Solved in 2:01 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A panel from ache wood where Ray thinks about things.  Hmmmmm
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What are some GOATED second albums in your mind?
An image of the album cover of Post by Bjork.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 41 — Solved in 2:08 with 0 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 38 — Solved in 6:38 with 1 mistake. fourcorners.smol.quest
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Four Corners · Game 35 — Solved in 7:41 with 3 mistakes. fourcorners.smol.quest I probably would have gotten it sooner if I didn't misunderstand how to handle "the sides" 😣
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
David Lynch in the back of a car, excitedly proclaiming that "I just had two cookies and a Coke".  He hold the can of coke up to show it.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Enjoying a modified version of the David Lynch special this afternoon. If you can believe it.
Two very small cookies and a diet coke
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wake up ya fuckin'..... well, you know the rest.
An image of Joe Pantoliano in Bound
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
With Alt Text:
A page from a book that reads, “You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all.  Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” 

Across the bottom in purple text, overlaid, reads “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm not like.... over the moon about this one.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Time to send in the dancing crabs:
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have the best wife. I'm so lucky. 🥰
A Note with a cartoon mouse and a cartoon rabbit shaped like a heart. Underneath it it reads.  "Good Meowning!  Coffee is ready & car is gassed up, I love you xoxox Sky"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Heads up that I'm going to be very annoying about my temporary roommate:
a very handsome boy (cat) named Binny sitting on one of our light green armchairs.  He's a fluffy dude of various browns and tans.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I...... uh....... what? No. No no no.
A screenshot of a card that reads "Happy Father's Day" then a picture of a taco with a party hat.  the text under reads "to the only meat for my taco"   

I hate it.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We're fuuuuuucked
A photo of my TV showing legendary WGN weatherman Tom Skilling talking from his Edgewater condo about the storm that is about to hit Chicago tonight
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The most tragic part of the show:
an image from Bevis & Butthead.   Bevis is crawling up a windswept hill to a headstone that reads "Here lies Antigone.  She never scored".
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Spoilers for the Antigone/Haemon scene:
the sarah scribbles comic where the girl asks the guy repeatedly throughout their lifelong romantic relationship "do you like me? really?  you really like me?" and the guy always responding in the affirmative, even when they're ghosts.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A screen capture of the opening credits of Star Trek the next generation. The text above it reads "you construct rituals which allow you to touch the skins of other men*
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
An image of the opening shot of the television show Star Trek deep space nine. A title card is above it in the traditional font used for the opening of this show. It reads" good news! Garak is in this episode "
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s INTERNATIONAL X-MEN DAY! Please post a photo of your favorite X-Man character below!
An image of Excalibur's Giant size Spectacular, featuring Rachel Summers aka Phoenix 2.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Heh heh heh.
The cover of "bunnicula strikes again" featuring a vampire bunny with red eyes
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They didn't junk her! We got Baby back!!!!
A concrete brontosaurus that Hayley placed way too much of her mental health on.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yeah yeah, I know.
A panel from the online comic achewood where one robot says to another robot "whoah!  You're working some rough chuckles these days"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Took a break from unpacking to let the dogs out.
A pair of sealed boxes that yes contain the ashes of dead dogs. The one on the left says Cooper. Because the service did not have enough room to put his full name special agent Dale Cooper. The one on the right says Bo.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Uhhhhhhhh.
Worf (a Klingon played by an African American man) and Dax (A Caucasian woman with brown hair and dots down her temples) being uprated by Commander Sisko about worf shanking his brother in a Klingon suicide ritual because of dishonor. Sisko says "there is a limit to how far I'll go to accommodate..."Sisko (played by a balded, goatee'd African American man) saying "there is a limit to how far I'll go to accommodate cultural diversity among our officers"
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An image of Veruca Salt yelling from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thanks for reminding me about this 2 1/2 year old photo of a steak, google. Real glad to have that fond memory back?
A photo of a mediocre steak. I took it to send to my wife to see if she thought is sounded good for dinner.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I am Garak in this situation.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
These two hanging out together is one of the most delightfully queer positive scenes on screen and no I will not be explaining why.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I know I can be a cheap date sometimes, joke wise, but I laughed.
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Let's goooooo
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👻Hayleyween👻 @haymaker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
*Caked* *Up* *Moth* *Man* 👏👏👏👏👏
Mothman statue ass
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