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Hayls

@hayls.bsky.social
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It’s not about the cheese. It’s about the fun. You may know me as Rotties.

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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 4h
Just that for me. But she is going to meet us from the train, take us to see her halls, walk into town for lunch, and then she wants to take us to her favourite pubs.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 4h
Nor ours. But they are in Cheltenham and we are taking advantage of
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 15h
I’m going to see my baby tomorrow. Four full weeks since I last saw her. I can’t wait.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, I am quite excited for Beefy Boys (and GAGGING to see her)
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Delicious
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s hard. Is there a WhatsApp group? Ff was added to one in freshers’ week and has met some people that way, but her course is quite small.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yes ‘I want to take you to the pub I like, and shall I book Beefy Boys for lunch?’
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope he feels better about things. How has he settled generally? Is he making friends in his halls/on his course? It’s such a huge change for them.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re going down next Friday, but only because she invited us.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Squats make everything else better.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s now three weeks since the child went to uni. This is the longest I have ever gone without seeing her.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early morning FaceTime with the child. I asked if she was awake for an early class, she explained that she woke up for the new Taytay songs. Some things never change.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It sounds like she’s having a brilliant time, thanks. She’s been brought up properly so has treated Freshers like a game to be completed. Lectures started this week, so I think she’s calmed down a bit.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last winter when Bake Off finished the child said ‘Next year you might be watching Bake Off without me’ And here we are.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
J and I both cried laughing. Like the bit in Car Share where she falls over getting into the car. Sometimes physical comedy is just perfect, possibly because it’s not used as much anymore.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very much a highlight of all telly ever.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Initial thoughts ‘Can you make kedgeree this week?’
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weekend two as empty nesters, and I have FINALLY convinced husband that he’d like Downton. We’re going in to episode 1.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣 our tattoos are very apt. The Apple did not fall far.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Change of plan. I’ve just received a video of her drinking blue cocktail from a jug through a straw, and doing karaoke.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣 She accidentally stayed out past midnight last night. I told her it’s a hazard of being a Bu***ey.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The child has now been at uni for a week. So far so good, no wobbles at all (even from me), and tonight she is considering *not* going clubbing.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ha, brilliant. And as if I’d let her track me, I’d be in trouble ALL THE TIME
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love it so much
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@interestingnick.bsky.social Happy moving day. I hope it goes smoothly.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’ll be so fancy, you won’t know yourself
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love mine.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New bathrooms are a nightmare. But it will all be worth it.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whatever, Sydney Sweeney. This is what women in sport actually look like.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Safe. I hope you have had a fitting celebration
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought I was too, but the Netflix one is great. A bit gritty at the start, but all the actors are fab.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve been rewatching Grey’s and series 14 is a particular high point. Ff and I just redid Anne With an E, which is lovely, if you haven’t seen?
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You could do a lot worse than Gilmore girls to be honest. I’m just finishing series 3 of Colin from Accounts on iPlayer and it is joyous.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Child cuddling the dog ‘I’m going to miss you the most’ So it’s nice to know where I stand.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I. Know. What business do they have giving a room in halls to a 12 year old?
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How did the cricket trial go?
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why must they all get so big? (Although, obviously, it’s what we want them to do.) Ff is still insisting that she is moving to Cheltenham this week.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Told you. I have properly laughed out loud in every episode
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s sad but also ridiculous. We can see Cardiff bay and the port from the bedroom window, and this morning there was a border force boat in the channel. J was concerned about the English invading from Weston.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The squirrel made me sad, but I am a sap. I think it might be a way of retiring Lynda and Robert.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I LOVE the Merlin app
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Such is life. I hope you have a nice day. Ff is working at the chip shop at the beach later, she’ll be THRILLED to see the rain.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes it is very obvious how he ended up as a stray.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dog lying in his bed surrounded by a proper, huge, beef bone, a chew toy, and a tennis ball. What was he chewing? My flip flop.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That’s brilliant. Well done to him
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apple and tree
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First tattoo today
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Husband is 50 tomorrow. He’s less ready for adulthood than his daughter. But we’re doing shots and counting down his last two hours in his forties.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My baby got her a level results today. This time in 5 weeks she’ll be in her halls at uni, having an amazing time. People keep asking if I’m sad, but I’m thrilled for her. She’s ready to go, we’ve done our job properly.
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Hayls @hayls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It was SO obvious
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