Sign in

hayley

@hayleygerms.bsky.social
77 followers 42 following 80 posts

she/her

PostsRepliesMedia
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not re-enacting going to an Interpol gig
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I went to their first UK gig which was in the White Horse pub in High Wycombe, aka where my mum used to strip for change on Saturday afternoons in the 80s
250 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You eat beefburgers with a knife and fork and a napkin tucked into your collar
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this so much! Didn’t know they’d discontinued Twig though 😞
220 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
022 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at all those As, big nerd
220 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And no-one would have got sent home at noon anyway, because noon in the UK was 7am in New York, so nothing had happened yet. It was my first day back at college and didn’t find out about til 3:30 when the bus driver mentioned it, there was so little known at that point we were all just like “oh ok”
011 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jonald Juck
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man in Cowboy Hat Dancing
ALT: Man in Cowboy Hat Dancing
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lolllllllll I’m so sorry this is actually my fault, for my own convenience I added Absolute Country and Planet Rock to your kitchen radio presets last week 🤠🤘
141 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey Rambo, Rambo Italiano
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Graphic design is my passion
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Obviously they go straight back in the wash, im not cutting about wearing cat food knickers
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
(Sorry for replying to a 2 day old post, I’m catching up on the whole of the internet instead of going to bed)
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m constantly dropping freshly washed knickers in the cat’s half eaten wet food, because I can’t be arsed to move his bowl three inches to the left while I pull washing out of the machine
210 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’ve got a powerful new fan, having the time of my life with it
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Alan goes up the garden centre for a nice day out
011 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is actually a very good take
010 0
Reposted by hayley
BRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull's condemnation of space travel as a hobby for rich twats is so deeply felt that he throws a personal friend under the bus for doing it, but he then veers so wildly into Spinal Tap territory it's simply iconic
43718 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Roxy thinking of all the ways she’s going to kill it
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Coward
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
WOW You’re a WELL DONE!!
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Shoot yourself dead and bury yourself alive
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’ve already got Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat at home
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It’s very easy, very quick, very very clean tasting, I love it. All the grounds stay in the filter so very little mess
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Similarly, the Pact V60 instructions vary to the official V60 instructions! V60 say don’t get the filter wet before you put the coffee in but Pact recommend pouring hot water in before putting the coffee in! I’ve tried both ways and can’t discern any difference, think Pact are messing with us
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I have one of those fancy metal filters for my aeropress - however I am exclusively a V60 girl now so if you want my fancy metal filter you’d be very welcome to have it
100 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Rudolf’s nose can’t melt steel beams
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
100 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
GOOD NIGHT SEATTLE I LOVE YA
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
On Wednesday I will be 4 years older than season 1 Frasier Crane
210 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I wear an eye patch on 25th September to remember Harald Hardrada getting arrowed in the eye
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Grandmas Say The Darndest Things
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My grandma bought me this from Woolworths and asked them for “the new album by Plup”
110 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This would never have happened in the days when there were proper bin men
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Conversation pit where the base is one big toilet
021 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I would go one further and install a 1970s serving hatch
111 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
“I’m sorry sir but we can’t pay your claim, as you chose to exclude the add-on for Quickening cover when you incepted your policy”
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Alright Jason King
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Call me a purist but I much prefer the original Black Lace version
021 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Posh people packing for their holidays
021 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
and the spiders from mars
010 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Also lots of Jack White content because Andy sent me a White Stripes and Holly Golightly reel last week
000 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Mine is now menopause content and how to style an old money look on a budget (main tip seems to be “wear beige”)
100 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Only Fish and Horses
020 0
hayley @hayleygerms.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Bit warm
000 0