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hayley✨B4L

@hayley-182.bsky.social
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Dr. Feather @featherinastorm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Yeah and many areas near the venue were in lockdown. I absolutely agree they should've offered refunds to anyone who couldn’t or didn’t feel comfortable attending. like 9 people critically injured and two died and the shooter were STILL ON THE LOOSE
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larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
sorry but imagine going this hard for some guys who dont even know u exist....crazy work
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Goose still sucks btw
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Are we really that surprised that the band that kept around a known sexual predator for an extended period of time didn’t care about people’s safety with an active shooter on the loose???? I’ve been saying all they care about is your $$$$
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Hot Air Dustoon @dtownbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If he joins these guys look out. Playing arenas by 2027
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Correct Jamband Opinion Haver @phishatdicks.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
🌲👽🌲
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s🪩th @dijcrap.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
“It seems rumors got ahead of our formal announcement” bro your fucking lead guitarist was shitposting about it LMAOOOO
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Anyone wanna start a trancefusion band with me? I’ll actually play lead guitar and I won’t treat you like a machine
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Heard Allen is moving to Bosnia
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I’m just sayin, we never had these problems when blues clues was airing
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
a lot of y’all would really benefit by uninstalling this app permanently
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
ngl we need to cancel jimmy and replace him with me. I’ll be a much better host
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Today is the rapture, which means Debbie Harry is gonna spit some bars for us
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
if I take an entire bottle of Tylenol does that mean I now have mega autism?
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Myfe!
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Charlie Kirk.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Every time someone sees my posts and doesn’t like it I get lashed by my captors
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Nothing will ever top 2007-09 disco biscuits SIYD
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The used isn’t emo. MCR isn’t emo. Fall out boy isn’t emo. All good bands though
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dio sabbath was the best era of Black Sabbath
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Van Hagar > van halen . There. I said it.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Goose still sucks btw
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Eric Adams 2025!! Proud Turkish patriot!! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Gonna cross breed royal jelly with ak-47 and call it machine gun jelly
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skip @skipwebb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It goes deeper, they felt music once created can not be owned, only shared, it is this equality to access that created the sense family, It is in the un intended consequence that the magic happens.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’m gonna need ppl around my age who probs never saw Jerry to stop with the “(insert bird band name here) is the new Grateful Dead!” No! Incorrect!!! There can never be another Grateful Dead- what made them special was their revolutionary and ground breaking sound. That cannot be topped, ever
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Don’t rank Andrew or zohran !!!
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hey Marc! Big fan of your work! Unfortunately, I am the current holder of the B4L/G4L/4L and associated trademarks. I do not appreciate you misrepresenting your ownership, or rather pack thereof. You’re getting sued. Bummer dude. Best, Hayley “Housedogmatingcall” 182, Esq
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I don’t even hate goose that much, it’s just free engagement bait
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sorry guys but I have now trademarked the following phrases: Goontz Sorry if you don’t Untz/goontz copypasta Any usage of these phrases requires payment of a $100 licensing fee, valid for 24 hours. Unauthorized usage is subject to a lawsuit. I have steely drew on retainer as my attorney.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Fun fact: DSA stands for the dummy stupids of America. This is true! Fox News says so
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Goose fans are the bushwick gentrifiers of the jam band world
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The Countess @thecountess.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Y’all bird band fans need to stop appropriating every fucking thing. Gosse is not tDB, there’s no untz; it’s music for kids. Stay in your play pens.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Trey gonna walk up to Rick and say “can you oil this whole msg down for me playboy”
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
📍marked safe from goose fall dates
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
“on me yes in me no” - @larrrrrry.bsky.social
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
We should be deporting the podcasters instead
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You get to go back in time and kill one Roman emperor. However, this emperor cannot be a consequential one (i.e Constantine the Great, Justinian, Augustus, Trajan etc). Who do you kill?
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This post was brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
lets say there’s a reverse version of what Michael Jackson had where it turns a white guy black. Let’s say there’s a white guy jimmy and around age 30 he starts darkening and by 40 he looks just like a black man. Would he be allowed to say the n word? If so, hard r or no?
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
everytime u guys don’t like my posts is one more day I’m locked in this basement. Very rude and inconsiderate to not be acknowledging how funny and hot I am at all times.
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
What are y’all up to on Wednesday? I think it’s high time that we reestablished the socialist federal republic of Yugoslavia
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s soooo unfair that I wasn’t a court jester in the mid 15th century. I would’ve thrived in that role
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
heyy, me and the voices in my head saw you from across the bar and we think you’re cute. mind if we live in your walls?
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
would y’all hate me if im considering ranking cuomo #5 so he wins the dem nomination and zohran gets the WFP nom , splitting the left vote so Eric Adams has a better shot at winning the general?
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success 😎
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is what they’ve taken from us
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hayley✨B4L @hayley-182.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’ve been saying for a while now that Zohran Mamdani’s poorly thought out free bus policy would spell disaster for the MTA and here’s some timely proof. Cutting fare revenue means cutting services and putting service upgrades in the back burner. Riders want better service, not less for free.
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