Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 23hBlood Rave in Laveau today. Too much blood? Not enough? No fucking clue. Invite didn’t specify “paper cut” or “active crime scene.” Would hate to show up looking inappropriate. 🩸 0100
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Heading to the relaunch of Get Woke. ☕🖤 Did I wanna leave my couch? Fuck no. Did I wanna walk? Absolutely fucking not. Did I do it anyway? Unfortunately, yes. Apparently I'm making healthy life choices now. Disgusting. At least there's coffee at the end of this bullshit journey. 💀 060
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Everyone is always so quick to label me “trouble” 🙄 Which is crazy cause I am literally just a cute, sweet, innocent little college girl minding her own business 🎀🥺 Do bad decisions occasionally happen around me? Yes Is that the same thing? Absolutely not I’m basically an angel with bad PR 😇🖤 180
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Been feeling kinda blah lately, so we’re back to my favorite coping mechanism: fake it till you make it. 💀✨ Do I have my shit together? Absolutely not. Do I look like I do? Mind your business. 😌 Also tried some new makeup and unfortunately I’m obsessed… so I guess this is my face now. 🖤😂 030
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Some Sundays are just meant for doing absolutely nothing. 🖤 Relaxing, recharging, and pretending responsibilities don’t exist for one more day. Adulting starts tomorrow. Unfortunately. 😭 ✌️ 030
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When the family knows you a little too well. They have plates setup for you. 030
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gramps fixed up the motorcycle my older bro tore the fuck up and had it sent to me. 😭🏍️ OMG. No more stinky Ubers. No more waiting on rides. Just me, questionable decisions, and a motorcycle Gramps probably already regrets giving me. Fuck. Yes. 😂🤘 050
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little late posting, but had an amazing night at Looters Best Dressed event. 🖤 The lantern really completed the look… for about 30 seconds. Then I dumped that heavy bitch.😊 Apparently suffering for fashion has a weight limit, and I found mine. 🕯️ 10/10 night though. Would overdress again. 🖤 060
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Keep getting told I need to dress more “girly.” 🙄 Apparently shorts and T-shirts don’t count. So… does this count? 🎀😂 Because this might be about as girly as y’all are getting outta me. 💀💕 060
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comBuffy Summers: Your Logic Does Not Resemble Earth LogicALT: Buffy Summers: Your Logic Does Not Resemble Earth Logic 010
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comAngry Cat's Death Stare: 'YOU'RE DEAD BRUH'ALT: Angry Cat's Death Stare: 'YOU'RE DEAD BRUH' 000
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Avast ye matey... Or whatever pirates say.. And don't ask why I had this picture. Something can't be answered. 130
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comOh My God Wow: Amazed ReactionALT: Oh My God Wow: Amazed Reaction 020
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Breakouts fucking suck. Like excuse me, I have enough personality flaws already. My face did not need to start contributing to the chaos. 😭😂 Anyway… if anyone needs me, I’ll be pretending this is character development. 💀 231
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry Monday, I can’t come out and adult today. Apparently it’s a holiday someplace, somewhere. I think it’s called Too Many Parties, Too Many Outfit Changes, and Hanwi Needs a Fucking Break Day. Very sacred. Very traditional. Please respect my culture. 😌🖤 050
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Raises hand... Sorry just confused. Does this mean You are fucking a slut, so you are telling us you are doing this? Or is this more you are angry at sluts for fucking. Which I think is what sluts are supposed to do so that would be an odd thing to be mad at them about. 100
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Underworld Slasher event today 🔪🩸 Going as Baby Firefly because… well, who the hell else was I gonna be? Freddy Krueger? 😂 Cowboy hat. Blood everywhere. Questionable decision-making. Basically I didn’t even need a costume, just a theme. 💀🤠 See y’all in the Underworld. Try not to run. 🖤🔪 080
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comAnnie Murphy Says 'Awww Thanks'ALT: Annie Murphy Says 'Awww Thanks' 020
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lambda initiation party... Now that I say not sure I am suppose to say that. Guess thats why I will never make it in the CIA. 000
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you know what the party is for but have no fucking clue what the theme or dress code is… you go back to basics. Tiny shorts. Questionable decisions. Zero regrets. If I’m underdressed, that sounds like a them problem. 🖤💀 260
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you thought the assignment said cosplay/anime but apparently it was Fifty Shades of Grey. 💀 What do you do? Commit to the outfit, take cute selfies, and try wine for the first time. 🍷 Selfie: 10/10 Wine: …still deciding. Reading comprehension: clearly not my strongest skill. 😂 2120
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nocturne’s Primal Harvest today. 🌿🐇 Saw “primal” and dressed like prey. Nailed the fit. Failed the fucking survival assessment. Potentially somebody’s dinner, and my dumb ass is wondering if that counts as a date. 👀💀🤍 041
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They are actually called shorts... cause they are like... short 000
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lou’s block party today 🖤 Might be a lil underage for some of the fun but who said I need a drink to be a problem 😭😂 I got music, cute clothes, questionable decisions & zero supervision. I’ll survive. probably. 💀✨ 121
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comMegan Fox's Shocked ExpressionALT: Megan Fox's Shocked Expression 020
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comSchitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked GaspALT: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp 020
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comTaylor Swift Makes Heart HandsALT: Taylor Swift Makes Heart Hands 020
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wish... But I know once we meet it will be perfect. I mean everyone loves me.static.klipy.comWreck-It Ralph: Vanellope Says 'I'm Adorable!'ALT: Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope Says 'I'm Adorable!' 111
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Care package showed up from back home with some of my old clothes in it. Tried them on fully expecting college, caffeine & bad decisions to have betrayed me… and the damn things still fit 😂 Kinda proud. Kinda relieved. Kinda miss home now. Rude. 🖤🌙 060
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If we’re talking strictly looks, I’m a soft 7. Then you factor in my personality, questionable decisions, and sense of humor. Solid 2. I’d apologize, but that would require personal growth and I don’t have anything scheduled for that this semester. Anyway. I’m pretty from a distance. 🖤 330
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Which one? The one where they are having everyone clean toilets or the one where gators are attacking 24/7? 100
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grew up being taught to sit with my thoughts. Be still. Listen. It’s in our DNA. 🦬 Okay, but did my ancestors ever have this much shit going on upstairs? Because I’m stuck alone in a hurricane and my brain apparently has a fucking podcast. 💀🖤 210
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hurricane hit. Power on and off. Just living off 5G. Streets flooded. Apparently college wasn’t enough fucking character development. Guess my hurricane prep is surviving on weed, caffeine, and Hot Pockets. Stay safe. See you on the other side—I’m not done being a pain in your ass. 🖤 131
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Rain feels amazing. 🌧️🖤 But what the hell is that SMELL?? 😭 It smells like the earth opened up and farted. I grew up around manure pits on the ranch and somehow this is worse. 💀 Rain: 10/10 Demon swamp air: -50/10 050
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Are you being purposely obese as well? Or is that more genetics? 110
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comI See You're Fake - Saturday Night Live SketchALT: I See You're Fake - Saturday Night Live Sketch 100
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comLego Movie: Sure, Sure. Let's Go With ThatALT: Lego Movie: Sure, Sure. Let's Go With That 000
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comRHOC: Cat Got The Tongue?ALT: RHOC: Cat Got The Tongue? 100
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fall semester’s here. 📚🍂 Can’t wait to wake up early, lie about doing the reading, and pay thousands to babysit three grown adults through a group project. Coffee’s strong. Will to participate isn’t. Let’s fucking learn, I guess. 🖤💀 290
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fading Colors of Summer at Underworld today. 🌸🤍 Pink means “come flirt.” White means “leave me the fuck alone.” Wore both. Apparently I’m open to a summer fling as long as nobody talks to me. Approach with caution. I didn’t read the syllabus. 💋💀 070
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sigma Theta Noir back-to-school party today. 🖤📚 Hopefully I understood the assignment… because I’m definitely going for teacher’s pet more than straight-A student. 😇🍎 Extra credit is extra credit, right? 💋 080
Hanwi @hawnimeeeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026YESSS, we made it to Friday. 😌✨ Enjoy the little wins—they add up. 🖤💗 Now go do something that makes Monday-you question your decisions. 😏💋 061