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Catch us in the Portland Pride Parade! 🏳️‍🌈 If you want to walk with us, sign ups are available at the club. We will be sending out more information soon, so stop by and fill out a sign-up form soon! ☀️ Happy PDX Pride month!

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Bator events continue every Thursday, and GOONFEST returns on 07/31!

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Heading Homo: An Ode to the Bathouse “Heading Homo" follows the rich tradition of bathhouse cabaret. Join Hawks PDX artist-in-residence Grant Miller through a musical exploration of the bathouse characters who make our sacred spaces sizzle.

“Heading Homo” in black lettering on the wall of a contemporary tiled bathroom.

Independence Day BBQ 🍔 🇺🇸 🌭 4 pm-8 pm Stop by & grab a wiener

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Cascade AIDS Project/PIVOT will be coming thru on July 9th for additional STI testing. 💉 Free for Members.

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We’ve heard from a lot of you that our prices are too high, and we’d like to announce we’re lowering the Monday-Thursday Locker rental prices! 6 pm-closing Long-Term Locker rentals now $5 cheaper. The Happy Hour Locker will remain available every day of the week from opening until 6pm.

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PDX Pride Special 🏳️‍🌈 $2 off all month long when wearing any Hawks PDX or Pride merch. This includes any flags or rainbow items that show off your Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Offer cannot be used during the Happy Hour Locker special.

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

🦅 July Calendar 🦅 Some exciting announcements for Portland’s Pride month!

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BBQ this Friday! 🍖 Come grab some meat

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

It’s Jock Night That means easy access 🕳️ $10 lockers when wearing or purchasing a jockstrap What color is your jock today?

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Joseph @xlgingerbear.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

To breed or be bred at @hawkspdx.bsky.social tonight… only the fates can know 🤔

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We are celebrating the Summer Solstice with another BBQ 🌭 🍔 Friday, June 20th Come hungry, leave drained

GOONBABBLE Workshop on June 19th (Juneteenth) 🍆 👊 💦 During our BATE BROS event, we will have a special guest artist coming in on June 19th @ 7:30 pm to give a vocal workshop on some nasty boy Goon Babble. 🥵 You won’t wanna miss this!

Our Membership Special is back for Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 BOGO Long-Term Memberships on Tuesdays & Wednesdays. Buy a One-Month Membership and get two extra months for free! 🆓

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🦅 June Calendar 🦅 ☀️ The sun is coming out, and the club is filling up. Check out some new happenings in June!

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Pleeeeeaasse show me your butt 🥺 🍑

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

It’s Jock Night! Stop by and show off those bubble butts for a discounted Locker. 🍑 Don’t have a jockstrap? We have many colors and sizes to choose from. All on sale today!

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Pup Night is back? So soon? Youbetcha! 🐾 🐶 We’re calling all Good Pups back for a rambunctious night of fun.

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Memorial Day BBQ 05/26 Monday 🌭 Guaranteed Wieners, and remember your jockstraps for a discounted Locker rental!

Thursday Bate Events will alternate weekly. ‘Lunch Bate’ 🥪 early afternoons (noon-4 pm) ‘Bate Bros’ 🤜🤛 evenings (6 pm-10 pm) 🤪 When a month has Five Thursdays—there is in May—we’ll extending your Edging & Gooning All Night with GOONFEST (6 pm-closing)

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May is International Masturbation Month 👊 We’re starting off a new chapter for your Thursdays! 🥵 😶‍🌫️ Why Goon alone at home when you can Bate with Bros at the bathhouse?

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May Day 05/01 — “International Worker’s Day” ✊ With Hawks PDX moving closer to transitioning to a Co-Op, we recognize the importance of Unions and worker collectives for our Communities. 🪪 Show you’re a member of a union or cooperative, and get a 🆓 Free Locker 🆓

🦅 May Calendar 🦅 🚨Exciting Changes🚨

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Gender Fluid night every Tuesday All Lube is $1 off per ounce Stop by and stock up

“Spit in my Mouth” written in red frosting onto heart-shaped cake

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

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Finished picking out your jock? If not, we have them on sale with color options ❤️🧡💛💚💙

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Gender Fluid Night 🩷 Tuesdays All Gender presentations welcome 🤍 Multnomah County STI Testing 5 pm-8 pm 💜 NO VAX IN APRIL We apologize for the inconvenience 🖤 Lube Discounts $1 off / ounce 💙

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Hell yeah! 😎 Bear Night is this Saturday 🐻 Stop by Tuesday/Wednesday if you need new memberships 🦅

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Finished picking out your jock? If not, we have them on sale with color options ❤️🧡💛💚💙

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Calling all sexy seniors! Senior Social is every Wednesday until 4 pm You won’t wanna miss out on these experienced holes.

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

We’re also using this post to announce we are HARD at work on a brand new HARDdrive for your enjoyment. 🐶

Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Puppy Pile-Up is back this Saturday! This party won’t be back until May, so you better not miss it! 🐶

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Our Easter Bunny 👽 🐰 🥚 🦅🧵

The Xenomorph Ovipositor
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
based on 5 reviews

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Hawks PDX Egg Hunt 🐣 Our Easter Bunny is stoned and forgot which day is Easter, so all through April you have the chance to win prizes!

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Cascade AIDS Project Full Panel STI Testing 🩸 Wednesday April 9th 4 pm-8 pm

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

🦅 April Calendar 🗓️ 🚨 UPDATES in April 🪡

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Young Men, there’s no need to feel down There’s a place you can go when you’re down on your dough

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Hump Day again! Show Hole 🕳️ 👀

Meme that reads “Me if looking like a bottom but being a top was illegal” with a photo of Ken from the “Barbie (2023)” smiling while getting his mugshot taken

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

It’s Jock Night tonight! **Discounted Jockstraps** We just got a shipment with new sizes, and two new 3” waistband jocks in Orange and Army Green. Discounted Locker rentals when wearing or purchasing a jockstrap.

Shirtless man with BIKE jockstrap being worn as a face mask

Meme of two wrestlers, one upside down and the other with his face near the others ass.
Upside-down wrestler text: Men’s butts
Face-to-ass wrestler text: Me

Text: this sashimi better calm tf down

Photo of sushi that looks like a butt in a thong.

GYM 3” Old School jockstraps in package
Army Green & Orange

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Hawks PDX @hawkspdx.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

🚨contact your Multnomah County commissioners about this important community health resource🚨

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We are excited to Spring into the new season with y’all! 💟 🦅

Tuesdays’ events are changing! Tuesdays will now become Gender Fluid Night. All genders are still welcome for this day. BOGO Membership deal and Multnomah County Community Health Clinics are staying. 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 Tuesdays are the day to restock your lube supply. $1 per ounce taken off All Lube Sales.

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March is Women’s History Month 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Our female-identifying members can receive $5 off their rentals on Sundays, Tuesdays, Fridays, as well as TranSocial and Puppy Pile-Up during March. Offer cannot be applied to Happy Hour Locker.

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