Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'll never figure out a way for it to finally be done... 100
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Never tell them your plan, it always turns out awesome... 010
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The clock says 3AM but it feels like 6AM...on a Monday...Happy fucking Labor Day 051
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How do I monetize this place...?!?! #suggestionswillbeignored 021
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 07/09/2026See, my point is going to sound like an "I told you so"...and as well it should #fuckyou 011
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Shout out to everyone who calls a see-saw a teeter-totter 1136
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I should not be operating a stove at this point in my life... 071
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yeah, after all these years... here's where I find myself... #jokesonme 021
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I had a new message but nevermind... we're all fucked 000
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I laugh aloud at those who think that I am amongst them... 010
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ladies and Gentlemen...the president of the United States... #hailtothechafestatic.klipy.comBaby Huey on SeesawALT: Baby Huey on Seesaw 031
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 29/08/2026How many people are feeling stupid enough to fuck things up more? #headcount 053
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Stay tuned for our next episode of "Truth in Dementia" on Saturday at Saturday #tellsomeonetoremindyou 000
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It's best to avoid the world mostly...it usually disappoints 095
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe because I want to and it feels good at the moment.... -everyone 011
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Most Star Trek villains are failed Shakespearean actors...just sayin' 121
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 13/06/2026As far as AI therapy goes, I'll use ChatGPT as the angel on one shoulder and Gemini, the devil on the other, and I have to tell you...Gemini puts up a compelling argument 032
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 19/05/2026"You don't have to be perfect to be secure..." -Samurai on a Surfboard 062
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Crawl up their ass, so you can annoy them from the inside 010
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The Vatican reminds me of Vegas without electricity... 021
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis -Mr Spock 010
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You can't go wrong by playing stupid... ...apparently 062
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I'm wearing my Sketchers today, so folks know that I mean business... 053
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Half of my clocks are on military time just so that I don't know what the fuck is going on... 1103
Reposted by HawkeyeMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2025How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣 2663377768890
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 20/11/2025A few political comments at Thanksgiving could save you hundreds for Christmas. 051
Reposted by HawkeyeValerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social · 06/10/202510.4.15 The last sound check. The look on Ed’s face when Wolfie starts singing. 🥹 5577748
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I really just want to throw my phone in the ocean... 0125
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I keep forgetting that I have nothing to do tomorrow... 032
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Making tea and popping melatonin like they're gummy bears... 072
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis 021
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 05/10/2025When death comes to find me... it'll be on a weekend. 041
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'll believe that we all have an idea of how it shouldn't be... 011
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 01/09/2025My computer is starting to creep me out.. #fuckthisplace 021
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Shout out to everyone who thinks they're genius at night, then realize they're idiots in the morning... 0179
Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 14/08/2025It's too bad that people are too stupid to understand the fall of the Roman Empire... 071
