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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'm playing veilguard again :) new dwarf unfortunately my ssd died so i lost my saves for da2 since i didn't have it on steam
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
if we're really thinking about it, cole is closer to the ancient elves than modern elves are
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i don't think i have a single cishet character lol here's these two :) both he/him
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
anders/templar!carver toxic yaoi or anders/warden!carver healing yaoi
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i need to develop the carver/anders thing beyond just an idea maybe when i get to act 3 i'll have more ideas
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
lowkey tempted to make my next hawke a woman but i still want to romance fenris and that would feel weird 😭
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
merrill keeps calling hawke lethallin that's so cute :)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
varric was in love with hawke for quite a while during his time in kirkwall. it faded over time and he was able to move on, but he would still jump at the chance if hawke ever wanted a deeper relationship with him (this goes for both of my hawkes)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my new guy ^_^ he's a former templar who defected after witnessing too much corruption within the order, and lives as a travelling sellsword now #dragonage
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
on some knight shit (wip)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
problematic age gap templar x squire
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i'm looking into inquisition again and like, wow, i forgot how many things i really disliked about it ... 😭
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i'm kinda stumped on what to do for inquisition, tbh. of course, i want to play valaris. i have his whole character arc planned out, every decision, etc. but idk, he wouldn't fit with any of the canon romances and i've already played a dalish mage in inquisition before. maybe ill do something else
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
girl....
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i realise i havent actually shown pics of graham ingame yet here he is <3
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
thinking of making a visual timeline for the hawke boys ...
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
origins purists ready to break into my house and tell me i'm not a real dragon age fan as soon as i utter the words "i don't care for dao"
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
oh my god wait i'm thinking of this in the context of graham being trans too... imagine being carver. you have 2 sisters, and then one of them transitions into a man, who ends up being taller, stronger, and hotter than you JKDSAKJKSA he must be so mad ❤️
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i might've slept on carver lowkey i'm really enjoying his beef with graham lol
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
probably eric. i've changed a lot of events in the timeline for him, i have every event in his life written down, and a lot of other shit besides my least developed is probably fergus, my dwarf ... i didn't spend a whole lot of time on him, i just have basic backstory and personality
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
playing red hawke the way that i'm doing it is actually kinda hard because i'm stuck in the middle of rivalry/friendship with a few characters ... matthias, my first red hawke, was Just an asshole, all the time graham is a well-meaning asshole with a very strong sense of justice
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#dragonage inquisitor ref 😁😁
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
if graham is 6'0 that would make valaris around 5'2.... :)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i just found out you can do this <3
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
picking the red option & giggling when hawke says something mean i feel like a baby with a fisher price baby toy
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
well, i can finally say that i tried origins i pretty much knew that i wouldn't like it but now i can say for sure ... if it ever gets a remaster i'll play through the whole thing, but i highly doubt i'll ever revisit it in its current state. there's just not much there for me
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#dragonage hawke & inky
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
just wanna say the art direction and music of da2 is probably some of my favourite in like, any game even the loading screens are beautiful and i had one as my wallpaper for a while i really liked this with veilguard too tbh (though da2 music is better)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
red hawke is SO enticing to me i briefly entertained the idea of a purple hawke playthrough but that very quickly changed i'm considering a red hawke that is rivals with like, everyone
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Michael Kamm @michaelkamm.games · 26/05/2026
Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gamers(tm) as a whole don't really understand that a game doesn't need to be a masterpiece for you to enjoy it. "uhhh buhh this game sucks and you're stupid for liking it" wankers
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wip
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#dragonage inquisitor concept b4 i play the game again
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
thinking about how i could make the most lore/plot-relevant character for each dragon age game
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
he's almost wan year old.... that's crazy....
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
it's been a while but i've been thinking abt dragon age again. here's a warden (i have not actually played origins yet but i'm going to)
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
idk how i ever romanced lucanis tbh i'm playing again and i don't like him anymore HELP
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
last time it was the mods, now it's my drivers, being stupid and i just want to play the game 😭 omg
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i only played on him for like 20 minutes today but god ... i missed you eric hawke.... my beautiful narcissistic princess
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i love the elf/dwarf thing so much aaa they're gonna be so adorable together
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
girl why are you bald
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
it was the polyamory mod... i can't believe this. no polyamory for me
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
why does it keep crashing when i go to the lighthouse!!!!
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
trying to fix my game because i'd rather not spend 20-40 minutes waiting for my shaders to "verify" every time i crash and have to restart the game
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
this bitch is drawing what da hellll
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
really . ok
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I ALSO REALLY LIKE MY FIRST veilguard playthrough who was my qunari but it feels tainted now since that's who i was playing as when i found out the massive spoiler that put me off the game for nearly half a year so ermmmmm
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i really can't decide if i want to continue on eric or fergus but i might do both at once bc i really love both of them lol
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kirkwall's "straight"est man @hawkefucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i'm coming back chat
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