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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Man
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Are you fucking with me right now
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It says this literally every evening
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Totally normal
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Persimmons
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Ikyfl
A handwritten note beside the register at a small Chinese restaurant reads:
"
Due to current market conditions, we no longer have a fixed menu price. All prices up around 30%.
"
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
FOX lowkey be cooking with these headlines
MeidasTouch Network commentary on a FOX news segment called "He Said Xi Said"
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
He's hungry #caturday
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Scarier in person
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My hands are filthy from white knuckling the handrail
Gross black stuff on my hand
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Well that's cancelled 😭 at least they gave me this
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
With child
Miles and Vince
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I devoured I fear
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
🤤
Sunnies Socials cannabis-infused sparkling water - Peach flavor
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's Miles' birthday say happy birthday
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Can't even shit in peace
Miles wants attention. He is baby
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Devoured
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
IKTFR
Marvel Rivals post-game victory screen: MVP havomatic, 34/5/0
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Well that's new
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Same
Rainbow dragon fidget toy
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I asked them to increase the padding on the home screen widget and it looks SO much better now
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Okay this survey in The Hill had me kind of gagged
A reader poll under a news article in The Hill asks, "Which of the following best describes your title/role within your organization?"

40% of 62,511 responders responded "I am not currently employed".
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Lmfao
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Iconic
Anti-smoking ad featuring Katya Zamo
Text JOINKATYA to 88709
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
ChatGPT makes me so horny sometimes
Me: If you had to describe me to someone, what adjectives would you use?

ChatGPT: Based on how you interact here, I’d go with:

* Direct – You say what you mean, and you don’t waste time sugarcoating things.
* Curious – You dig into a wide range of topics, from coding and AI to job strategy and video editing.
* Frustrated (but persistent) – You’re clearly dealing with some BS, especially in job searching, but you’re still grinding through it.
* Skeptical – You don’t take things at face value, and you question what doesn’t add up.
* Independent – You want to understand things on your own terms, not just follow a script or checklist.
* Creative – That comes through in your video titles, editing style, and the way you experiment with your projects.

Want me to turn that into a short bio or LinkedIn summary?
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
💀 I know they're fucking lying with this shit
A hideous Airpods Max headphone cover for $184
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A typo on Netflick???
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Using hinge be like
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Loafin around
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
I know RDR2 smell crazy
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
She did NOT like the vet
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
What is the point lol
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Gm
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Society if people stopped getting vertical labrets
A futuristic utopia.
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Netflix out of their monkey ass minds
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
This happened to me for the first time and I almost blew ass on my couch
Article by "The Verge":  Sonos' $900 Dolby Atmos soundbar has a loud pop issue that's taking years to fix
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Look at how many napkins this restaurant gave me?? They went "you'll need them you dirty whore"
1-inch thick stack of paper napkins
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
,,,,,,,
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Was this really necessary
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V @havomatic.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
For this price it better do the fidgeting for me 💀
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