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Ski Mask Shawty

@haveyouheardofg.bsky.social
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Reskeets ≠ endorsements. Fuck @NickCannon. Fuck @realDonaldTrump. Mostly Jokes. Some politics. My opinion is my own. Don't @ me about it.

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My name is Mychal. I love books. I celebrate the freedom to read 📚✨
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michael Jordan's Hilarious Courtside Reaction
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Anyways Anyhoozies Kevin Spencer Wilson
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd punt one of yall's little cousins into a ditch for some oxtail and rice today
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes a sentence don't sound right without some cussing in it. Don't even feel like it matters as much
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Boyz II Men: It's So Hard to Say Goodbye
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mr. Nancy: Once Upon A Time in American Gods
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always forget Kirk Franklin is a grown ass toddler
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No I don't want early breakfast every morning. Fuck am I? A Hobbit?
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Binoculars Drive
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tommen Suicide in Game Of Thrones
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess being a republican didn't work out so he back to black
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human in dub @abeewon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don’t use seasoning anyway ;)
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's just gon be rocks. The seasonings recalled too
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boebert was on Capitol Hill getting capital filled.
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ᗷᖇ[IT]🎈 @babysip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s BAD
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The roll back to the previous operating system was successful
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Mikhail Garbagechev @jhohos.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
My son's best friend told his mom to use context clues and she said "is that an app?" 🤦😭😭
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me explaining things to coworkers:
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some people are too stupid to be this talkative
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somebody tell Macklemore I respect the fuck outta him for this but if I hear Thrift Shop one more time I'm returning to the slander
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this Cerrome? Lmfaooooo
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Put Wunmi in all of the things. Yes. Let's do it. I don't care what. Put her in them. I want to see them
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SoloTheReaper 😈🎃 @bigsonotthelilone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dawgggggg 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DonesticViolencimon
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where to stop washing my face because my head is bald
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J @oomsblueeyesoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did a takeout order from the hibachi spot we frequent and they got a new website provider. This is the name that was on the email. I laughed real hard cause you know what, hell yeah.
A picture of an email confirmation from a website host called Eaters365.
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1 - 0
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Here We Go Steelers Pittsburgh
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. GUESS WHERE WE AT!!!!
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Shrek Yelling Outside!
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Mostly love & light with a little go fuck yourself @ladedada.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: Pulp Orange Julius
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Pulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' Moment
Alt: Pulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' Moment where Jules Winnfield (played by Samual L Jackson) drinks soda as he prepares to intimidate some young know-nothing thieves.
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is like somebody saying they don't like pickles but love it when they pickle cucumbers
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ken wrote this bullshit during his patriarchy phase in the Barbie movie
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Barbie Barbie Movie
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No one has seen Mitch Mcconnell in 90 days.
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Collecting books, hot wheels, and other random nerd collectibles. Quit drinking. Quit my old job. Found a new job. Stopped giving companies extra effort for minimal pay. Considering moving out of the country.
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Plague Doctor We’re So Back Meme
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yall falling for this fall weather? This is the first false fall. 3rd summer is upon us after this week
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lemon pepper wet????
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Somebody tell Wendy's I'll take this challenge and stream it live anywhere in Raleigh if they wanna sponsor some teacher's classrooms and libraries of my choosing
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FranDiva @frannydiva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you see Michael Kelly in a movie or series, you know it’s about to be some fire
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know some high level government shit is about to take place when I see him pop up
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timsicocan.bsky.social @timsicocan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can "Splice" me up right now!
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just like choking on water. Childish as fuck
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ᗷᖇ[IT]🎈 @babysip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is so fucking stupid and disgusting 🤢
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This exactly why Russ ain't signed a contract this season. He don't know how to back up
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you don't have an alien "hear me out" then you not watching good enough sci-fi media
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ayo. WE NEED THIS
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Ski Mask Shawty @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
I want pickles on ALL my sandwiches and burgers idc. A pickle goes on there!!!
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