DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025*sitting crosslegged in the corner like a freak* 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025*whiffing a ball past the reader's head at the fucking speed of sound???* 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025// i'm gonna be so fr i accidentally logged out of all of my accounts and forgot to relog into most of them 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025oh, don't worry about it! i'll find a spot. 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024wow! *long pause.* say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police? 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2024clearly! it's nice to have knowledgeable friends. 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2024hm... *froggy blink...* okay! you seem like you would know. 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2024don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get? 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 23/12/2024what's a twink? *was just called one.* did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 21/12/2024// i couldn't decide how his head feels, i had to flip a coin to decide between muppet and bowling ball 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 21/12/2024*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.* ...hello!! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024some of you people just suck so much! 110
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024// some people take silly characters like candyman and infantilize them like ooOOooOO he doesn't know what sex is!!! he does, it's flirting that's the problem, he just doesn't know how that shit works 100
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024// oh btw for people who don't know, he's not wearing a mascot head or anything, his head just looks like this 120
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024they break jaws, that makes sense! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024that /does/ make sense, yes. hmm.... jawbreaker? 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024probably! nobody's never said why. 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024... *unbowing.* oops! i don't get to talk to people very often. people just call me the candyman! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2024okay! *odd response. bowing again, even though he. just bowed.* 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024ah!! *it looks like he shouldn't even be able to see, but. he seems fine. kind of returning the stare.* that makes sense. a pleasure to have similar company! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024i think so! *now he's looming. he doesn't do it on purpose, he's just huge.* how'd you guess? 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*staring at the reader. maybe. neither of his eyes are actually focused on them.* 100
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*flicking his head in the direction of the voice, googly eyes bouncing all over. taking a lil bow.* ooo, thank you! 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*he does, in fact, trip!* oop! *and then he. does a backflip, landing on his feet.* why do bananas always seem to hate me? 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024// i think someone should kiss him on his big stupid beachball face eventually 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024i. *considering the question...* whatever i. feel like? 010
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*skidding to a halt, glancing over.* what? i dunno what that is. 010
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024... *eyes slowly rotating to actually look in the same direction. focusing....* . owie! *he doesn't even stop smiling. freak.* 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*poke poke. it's unclear if he has any idea what's going on. if he even understands what the change in expression means, he doesn't seem to care.* 010
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024// i love having characters with basically no characterization and little to no dialogue or info about them in general so i can just do whatever i want 110
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024*poking the reader with his cane. giggling to himself.* 000
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2024MUSE DETAILS! Candyman :) He/It Funny mutant guy from Lethal League (LLB specifically), frequent padded cell escaper, doesn't talk very much 7'1 Agender Pansexual 177