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@hauntologer.bsky.social
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
welcome to tha first annual kirk off. it's a celebration of ur favorite kirk
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(popping a werthers) scp-1981 was real. we all watched him say that shit
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
y ah, i'd like to "boiled" one
raw ones
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
*victory dancing as the worst guy in the world dies surrounded by his loved ones after accomplishing everything he ever wanted at an old age as my house burns down
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
sometimes I worry I'll never experience The ultimate flavor
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
growing up is realizing you only liked pretzels for the salt. now With the wisdom of age I just go to town on whole canister s of those delicious crunchy cubes
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I know backrooms director Kane Parsons (21) said he wanted to avoid lore bloat but the secret lore I'd add from backrooms wiki is that the walls in the first area are scratch and sniff. That's what the actress is doing in the poster
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
(At Yale debate) John Jacob jingleheimer Schmidt (Crowd hissing) His name is my name too (Crowd hissing aggressively)
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(Bird soinds compilation video but it's all small arms fire
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
did you know if you were like 24 light years away and had some magic periscope thing you could observe 9/11 happening in real time?we really are the ghosts of ourselves huh. did you know you could also watch the 2nd plane hit the tower? you could see Bush or whatever doing the whole meme in that sch
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
check this shit out, it's called the Asia Pivot [I jump on a skateboard and snap my neck]
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
turning a big dial taht says 'doomsday' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
saw a guy with a Santa hat on
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
say what you want white boy summer ended in a major way this year
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from???
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.” ― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
oh, sorry, who is this guy, i was busy observing NINE ELEVEN
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
ding dong
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
added this to the river in my town
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
just figured out why it's called "bulbasaur" follow for the reveal
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
*victory dancing as the worst guy in the world dies surrounded by his loved ones after accomplishing everything he ever wanted at an old age as my house burns down
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I know there's a lot going on in the world today but shouldn't there be a Mario pressure washing simulator game. I feel like there's a market for it and Nintendo is missing out
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I love bees bro
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
okay i finally changed my user name it was getting too much. hauntologist was taken and whoever did that fuck you
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
youtube.com
The Royal Scam
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
saw a guy stick his forefinger up his nose well past the 2nd knuckle. was trying to look me in the eye too when he noticed he was in visual range. incredible brinkmanship
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
(teaching History of capitalism class in 3020) so the silent generation LOVED to fuck
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
death grips voice: lead lead paint
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
im not scared of nuclear armageddon or the years of lead (paint) or whatever because im taking Econ right now
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from???
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
if a crab was holding tongs that would be pretty fucked up right since they already have them
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
(Bukowski voice) it's a knife fight, you're gonna fight with a knife
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
ppl hate it but i like to talk to the phone robot even more like a robot than the robot and its fun
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ppl say einstein was smart but he thinks a planet with nothing but hunter gatherer societies could do a world war okay bro
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Oh hell yeah I celebrate memorial Day bro
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
when I bust out the sleepytime tea u KNOW im bout to pass tf out
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
im gonna be the first person to develop an app that allows u 2 send enemy requests
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You expect me to go outside? The same thing that killed JFK? No thank you.
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
stay on the look out for Pokemon Lets Go! Meltan and Lets Go! Liepard
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
waow
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
drinking a delicious smoothie rn
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
i hate being too old to spaz out and act like a goblin. i used to have fun
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Man is a series of tubes
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
also would someone please just fucking do the thing lol like its almost christmas lol haha
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
my nintendo account is probably has more security efficacy than the nuclear codes
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
astrology is fake except for Virgos which are real
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
finally got a shiftry :)
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
imagining like a final fantasy style limit breaker system but it's just me having a conversation with more than one person at once
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famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
sorry cosmic horror isn't scary to me. y do i care if i get killed by a world eater. i could easily get killed by anything
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