famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026welcome to tha first annual kirk off. it's a celebration of ur favorite kirk 030
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026(popping a werthers) scp-1981 was real. we all watched him say that shit 020
Reposted by faminefamine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025*victory dancing as the worst guy in the world dies surrounded by his loved ones after accomplishing everything he ever wanted at an old age as my house burns down 023
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026sometimes I worry I'll never experience The ultimate flavor 041
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026growing up is realizing you only liked pretzels for the salt. now With the wisdom of age I just go to town on whole canister s of those delicious crunchy cubes 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I know backrooms director Kane Parsons (21) said he wanted to avoid lore bloat but the secret lore I'd add from backrooms wiki is that the walls in the first area are scratch and sniff. That's what the actress is doing in the poster 171
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026(At Yale debate) John Jacob jingleheimer Schmidt (Crowd hissing) His name is my name too (Crowd hissing aggressively) 030
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(Bird soinds compilation video but it's all small arms fire 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026did you know if you were like 24 light years away and had some magic periscope thing you could observe 9/11 happening in real time?we really are the ghosts of ourselves huh. did you know you could also watch the 2nd plane hit the tower? you could see Bush or whatever doing the whole meme in that sch 160
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026check this shit out, it's called the Asia Pivot [I jump on a skateboard and snap my neck] 032
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026turning a big dial taht says 'doomsday' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025say what you want white boy summer ended in a major way this year 010
Reposted by faminefamine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from??? 062
Reposted by famineSam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.” ― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come 2920244
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025oh, sorry, who is this guy, i was busy observing NINE ELEVEN 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025just figured out why it's called "bulbasaur" follow for the reveal 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025*victory dancing as the worst guy in the world dies surrounded by his loved ones after accomplishing everything he ever wanted at an old age as my house burns down 023
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I know there's a lot going on in the world today but shouldn't there be a Mario pressure washing simulator game. I feel like there's a market for it and Nintendo is missing out 120
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025okay i finally changed my user name it was getting too much. hauntologist was taken and whoever did that fuck you 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025youtube.comThe Royal ScamYouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025saw a guy stick his forefinger up his nose well past the 2nd knuckle. was trying to look me in the eye too when he noticed he was in visual range. incredible brinkmanship 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025(teaching History of capitalism class in 3020) so the silent generation LOVED to fuck 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025im not scared of nuclear armageddon or the years of lead (paint) or whatever because im taking Econ right now 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from??? 062
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025if a crab was holding tongs that would be pretty fucked up right since they already have them 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025(Bukowski voice) it's a knife fight, you're gonna fight with a knife 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025ppl hate it but i like to talk to the phone robot even more like a robot than the robot and its fun 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025ppl say einstein was smart but he thinks a planet with nothing but hunter gatherer societies could do a world war okay bro 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025when I bust out the sleepytime tea u KNOW im bout to pass tf out 000
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025im gonna be the first person to develop an app that allows u 2 send enemy requests 260
Reposted by famineScott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 29/03/2025You expect me to go outside? The same thing that killed JFK? No thank you. 1857055
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025stay on the look out for Pokemon Lets Go! Meltan and Lets Go! Liepard 020
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i hate being too old to spaz out and act like a goblin. i used to have fun 020
Reposted by faminefamine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024also would someone please just fucking do the thing lol like its almost christmas lol haha 051
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025my nintendo account is probably has more security efficacy than the nuclear codes 010
Reposted by faminefamine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 05/01/2024astrology is fake except for Virgos which are real 041
Reposted by faminewint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others 132113931233
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025imagining like a final fantasy style limit breaker system but it's just me having a conversation with more than one person at once 010
famine @hauntologer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025sorry cosmic horror isn't scary to me. y do i care if i get killed by a world eater. i could easily get killed by anything 140