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Tammy Garrison

@hauntedhideaway.bsky.social
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian, fundraiser and author of Sherlock Holmes AU pastiche The Twisted Blackmailer. Into Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Batman, The Phantom of the Opera, Heated Rivalry and more. Neurodivergent. Queer. Jew. Newly baked potato.

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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 17h
We solved scratching glasses easily. Can we solve the part where they get dirty even easier? Please? We live in the future. This should have been solved.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooooh valid.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can you, like, eat an etrog? What does it taste like?
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to burn everything down every time I have to interact with customer service for any company.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This made me choke with laughter. I would listen to a whole dvar Torah like this. www.instagram.com/reel/DdUStv5... #HeatedRivalry #judaism #BarMitzvah
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently she does a guy’s taxes and books, so he does it for her. I approve of bartering goods and/or services for this purpose. 2/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone is mowing our grass and it isn’t me so I am very into this. I let my duplex neighbor use our water for her many plants. In return she magically makes sure the lawn is mowed. 1/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok. I did this today because I am deeply weird.
A fat white woman in Sunglasses posing in front of a pink Hello Kitty Cafe truck.
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Witty Librarian of City Of Heroes @paulwartenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is, of course, bullshit, exposing our social security info by the by, and encouraging DHS to send ICE agents into polling precincts to intimidate/arrest legal voters.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn’t get something in the inner office mail before the driver closed the elevator. I was like “curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough.” And people were looking at meeee. #StarWars #libraries
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Waffles is 62% menace because he likes to love on me so hard he knocks my glasses off but also does not want you to pet him in other contexts. The kittens are 100% menace and they know why. 2/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just spent time rating my cats based on what percent menace they are. Biscuit came in at a cool 98% menace cos even when he’s cute he’s got an agenda. Pancake is 57% but that’s because he likes to chew plastic. 1/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I panicked and ordered 32 pieces of fish for my brother’s small birthday party at Long John Silver’s. Pray for me.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is great. Live theater has priced out people who are curious but can’t dedicate that much money to something they don’t know about (and for some people they can’t dedicate the money at all). The arts should be for everyone!!
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shiiiiit. It’s happeninggggg.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honestly, I wouldn’t know how to write a prompt for it either. I have never used AI that wasn’t forced on me.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eeks. I think I have too many control issues for that.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But doing it myself? Ugh I can’t concentrate. I can’t narrow stuff down. I can’t figure out what’s important or how to show cause and effect. Halp. 2/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m trying to redo my resume and we hates it, Precious. Why is this so hard? I paid someone last time when I was better off and wasn’t entirely happy with it. It was a little too corporate-speak for me. 1/2
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vomited up dinner about half an hour ago but I’m still at work due to reasons. Love this for me.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m having a post-meeting panic attack. I got everything I wanted in the meeting and the meeting went well. But I was a little nervous before, and now I’m like… panicking. Probably some neurodivergent thing. So annoying.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got called up for an Aliyah and was in the hall trying to cool down cos it was so hot. My bad.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Akk. I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Sorry to the people sitting near me I guess.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight’s goal: leave an hour and a half early so I can hopefully find parking for Kol Nidre and then write HR fic in the synagogue lobby for an hour before services start. I am very normal about parking. #pittsburgh #highholidays #judaism #ParkiningWhileJewish
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyways, I feel really good about my librarianship today 😂
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So… Converse. Didn’t look at that ad a second time or run it by anybody with empathy and common sense, did you?
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bribed children to listen to classical music and they did and I feel like a good librarian about it. Every single kid in the library went to listen to the string quartet for longer than I said they had to.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I might be getting sick? Before Yom Kippur? Hate this for me.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminding my cat he’s an obligate carnivore as he goes after my oatmeal.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well I woke up to cat poop on me so I’m super awake now.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Quitting caffeine did not do this for me. I went off coffee for about a year.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Except mania can be dangerous and there’s the inevitable depressive episode that follows. Mania is not all sunshine and puppies.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plenty of other methods for ingestion lol
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s not good.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ooops
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve had 5 cups of coffee. I honestly can’t tell the difference between too much caffeine and a manic episode at this point.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got some inocculations today. Loves me some vaccines. Pikuach nefesh-ing myself, baby.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had too much time on my hands this morning. I know only 2% of one city will understand but let’s talk about Rosh Hashanah in Pittsburgh www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83HmtWy/ #pittsburgh #judaism #IfJewKnowJewKnow #yinzer
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L’shana Tova, Pittsburgh! How I’d fix Rosh Hashanah services in the Burgh. #pittsburgh #judaismotiktok #judaism #roshhashanah #yinzer
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Next year’s high holidays parking plan: show up at 6 a.m. with pierogis and some Iron City and tailgate until the synagogue opens. The parking situation was nuts. Let’s do this like a Steelers game. Then do Adom Olam to Renegade.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am exhausted. It’s been A Week. Shana Tova, all yinz.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes amazingly. I am thankful.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weird fact. My husband and I met September 11, 2001. We always kinda celebrate on the 12th cos, well, 9/11. Plus we stayed up talking past midnight.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Husband got into an accident yesterday and again today. I’m going to hurl myself into the sun.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jim got into an accident. He’s ok but I don’t have $500 for the deductible to make his car drivable again. Life is just crushing me lately. Between this and the other crap going on I’ve pretty much had it. I have a long day today so I can’t even deal with this properly.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry I’ve been incommunicado. It’s been a depressing week. Still in a bad spot but what can you do?
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So my bra strap broke. I’m at work. Just gonna be free ballin’ or something for the rest of the night. I’m having a day.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks. Sorry you are also going through the trials.
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Tammy Garrison @hauntedhideaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel like all I was put here to do is make money and spend money in equal amounts and never actually accomplish anything or contribute to anything other than capitalism. It is so depressing that I have no reading for being other than to make rich people richer.
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