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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

OH MY GODDDDDDDD U BETTER WATCH OUT IM COMING FOR THEM........ I miss Toby everyday but I got to see my baby a few weeks ago so I'm happey

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AAAAAAAAAGH I MISSED YOUUUUUUU HOW ARE YOU WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Me too 😔 Good to know some things don't change

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I keep forgetting I have other social media I can take refuge in when Tumblr is stressing me out

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I forgot I had this app until I was prompted to delete it

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astraloutlaw.bsky.social @astraloutlaw.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Yet a Trace of the True Self Exists in the False Self Or However This Goes I Don’t Know

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Ser Duncan the Tall can't fuck to save his life that dude is coming fast and he is whimpering about it the whole time. And that's great. Why can't you just accept that that's great. Why are you making that guy a yandere dom. Do we not all share the same eyes and ears

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Ser Duncan the Tall has recited the Shahada

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Tiktok glitched as I was watching an edit of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, so mid-montage it cut to the next tiktok, showing the Kaaba, and I was like man I do NOT know what's going on this show dude

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

First superbowl halftime show I've seen where I was like, "wow the direction is incredible"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Every time I watch a movie with no romance I'm like, what gives? The characters should have kissed. 2 stars. Of course, every time I see a movie with a romance I'm like, I didn't need or want that, actually, excessive and roped in. 2 stars

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

If they wanted to make the Slack emoji reacts truly accurate they should include ones of people who are NOT going to kill themselves but are increasingly *thinking* about it as their miserable work day at this godawful company continues, like so. I would feel represented, at least

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I'm usually on the "fighting in the Not That Deep wars in the side of It's That Deep" but all my coworkers across the racial spectrum are very careful about making sure their emoji reacts on slack match their irl skin tones and I feel insane for being like. This is not that serious

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The loss of pirating/archive sites are always easier to bear for people who've no interest in obscure or older titles and can't imagine the existence of a thriving community of audience members who aren't exclusively reading Barnes & Noble Special Edition Hardcovers and whatnot

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It's like. I'm literally validating your opinion!! Why are you upset!!

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The people who are quickest to talk about humanity being a bunch of assholes doing asshole shit for no reason also seem, nevertheless, disproportionately upset when they're blocked or told to shut the fuck up. Like this is fitting your worldview why are you surprised

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

As far as I can tell Stranger Things pissing off the yet-uncynical fanbase using queerbaiting is part of a long and storied cultural tradition. "Why would they set up all this only to end it like THAT, surely this has to be a mistake?" is the sound of a torch being passed on, imo

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

THEY WERE SAY RUGELACH I MISSED OUT ON AN ENTIRE BOX OF RUGELACH AAAUGH

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

And I've been like "I don't dislike it! I just don't want any? I've eaten it before and liked it, I just don't get how it's so appealing that you keep eating it but I'm not judging, I just don't want to partake"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I'm gonna fucking scream, all day my partner has been like "We have arugula! Do you want some arugula? I think I'll have some arugula. What's with you, do you not like arugula? How can you not like arugula?"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Saw a clip from The Music Man (1962) and was like "Oh my God! That's the dance from Family Guy Immaterial - SOPHIE" only to quickly do a series of backwards deductions and go "Ohhhh wait yeah"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I will spend 2026 training so that this never happens again

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

We have two tubs of leftovers I've failed not only them but myself

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Halfway through round 2 I was like "I can't. I'm sorry. I'm weak, leave me behind" and they were like "YOU PROMISED YOU'D HAVE MY BACK. DON'T LEAVE ME"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

We got this 3 course barbecue dinner at a Korean restaurant and after round 1 I was like "Oh my God. I think I'm full" and they were like "NO. YOU PROMISED. STAY STRONG"

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Partner and I took a bus to the restaurant and it stopped in front of their office building. I was like, "Get up! It's time to work! It was all a dream, silly, it's January 2nd!" But unfortunately they BOLTED upright at "Get up it's time to work" and glared at me for 2 stops 😭😭😭

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Stupid for multiple reasons, the least of which is they have completely fucked up my ability to plan a visit to a pirate museum with my friends!!

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

For some reason voice chat cuts off every time I say the word "pirate" (LIKE, 90% OF THE TIME??) so I keep having to say shit like "Oceanic rapscallion" and "Marine scoundrel" when talking about the pirate museum

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

It was a nightmare trying to tell this joke to my partner it was like Me: Did you [wheezing laughter] Them: Me: Did you he[wheeze] Them: Me: Th-this, Australian-- wait [wheeze] no Them: Take your time Me: This CANADIAN, this guy [wheeze] at the airport [cackling] Them: [checking watch]

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Aww fuck, did you guys hear about the Canadian guy who died at the airport? I heard it was Terminal, A

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

(That being said: It is funny watching conservatives try to pull this themselves because they have such a wildly limited understanding of what the typical ""left-leaning"" argument is like. Because they don't need to listen to anybody carefully. At the end of the day the rules don't apply to them)

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Pointing out these logical contradictions is only useful to sway people who are on the middle of the fence. If you're having a one-to-one argument with someone however, your only real recourse is ragebaiting and I believe this fervently

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

It's futile trying to point out the contradictions within a conservative's ethical framework because at the end of the day they're not driven by that. You can't go "Ah you said THIS, but this other time you said THAT." Their whole shtick is the rules don't apply to them, only to people they hate

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

My favorite brand of reactionary are the ones who try to make a Gotcha re: the treatment of minorities while also not caring about said minorities. "Don't you know they kill fags like you in Iraq" damn you make a good point, you really have shown your deep and abiding concern for your fellow man

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Bro this song is so fucking long. I don't remember it being this long

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes" is an ingenious line because it's also incredibly pragmatic advice. One must adapt to our surroundings or suffer.

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Many people have been saying that large swaths of today's societal ills can be traced directly to a serious dearth of people saying "Good gracious, ass is bodacious" aloud. This surfeit is the cause of many contemporary economic, environmental, and social harms

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

"Good gracious, ass is bodacious" is a really good line. That's lyricism. Poetry. More people should say "good gracious" when they see a bodacious ass

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Combining music, acting, dance, science, the whole gamut of visual arts, you would think the musical would be one of the pinnacles of human artistic endeavors, and yet!

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

He's so annoying he's somehow ricocheted back around to alluring. I find myself inexplicably drawn to him, or at least my hands feel drawn to his neck

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

It's like the opposite of when I found out Leon Resident Evil only wears a g-string through mods

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I'm watching my friend play Devil May Cry in lieu of our usual movie night. I always thought the depiction of him in fanworks was the usual exaggeration and then later memeification of said exaggeration of Dante's personality, and it is kind of jarring realizing that no he's actually like that

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Oh yes part of our unprecedented success will be precisely because of how swiftly and ruthlessly we will destroy the impurities in our society

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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Ah but then that's the great thing about us! We're so special and so innately pure that it'll actually work for the first time... for us only

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