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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would advise you to steer clear of apple pastry relationships—they never end well.

Shot of father and son sitting at a table with a destroyed apple pie. From the movie American Pie.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Great column! You really need to treat yourself to following @nytpitchbot.bsky.social. A sampling of their brilliance:

NY Times Pitchbot nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not a baseball fan or Catholic (I have neither a dog or a god in this fight), but I love that the Pope sent the White Sox a letter stating "‘abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together." (text in the alt description)

"To Mr Jerry Reinsdorf Chairman of the Chicago White Sox

I was pleased to receive the kind letter you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture. As I have noted, ‘sport can truly become a school of life, where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together’ (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February 2026).

In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity among people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.

With these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty’s abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.

From the Vatican, 9 September 2026

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So Hegseth's getting rid of these assholes?

Photos of White House clowns, Russell Vought, JD Vance, and Brendan Carr

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Imagine a theocracy with madmen at the helm, threatening to destroy America..." Gee, I wonder what that would look like...

Photo of Marco Rubio, trump, and Pete Hegseth.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Canada concedes to trump; renames Lake Ontario after him. "I think he'll be pretty pleased—I mean, we even remembered the "B" in 'DUMB-ASS' and everything!" —Prime Minister Mark Carney

Detail of an image of a map of the lake shared by the United States and Canada. Formerly Lake Ontario, now named "LAKE DUMB-ASS".

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mr. President, are you trying to kiss me?

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not to go all high school English lit on y'all, but let's compare and contrast how trump treats someone fighting for Democracy...

trump and VP JD Vance sitting down with Zelenskyy, treating him poorly.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dude, the t-shirt I'm wearing at this very moment.

A photo of the chest of a man's t-shirt that has the Wilkins Coffee Muppet characters and one of them is saying "still won't buy Wilkin's Coffee?

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey man, why are the good parts blurred out?!

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know trump cannot stop hate-watching Enten and I am here to see it. Bring it on.

Yoda meme with the text: "May the day soon happen"

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm hoping he loses and in a focus group post mortem someone says, "I've never voted for a Black candidate" and Byron realizes they were never into him. It's always a shame when the face-leopards come for you.

A call center agent leopard saying, "We are experiencing higher than average call volumes. Please know your face is important to us and a leopard will be with you as soon as possible."

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Younger boomer here. I used to take the old flash bulbs and stick the end of a paper-clip in them to set them off. Of course my dad would find them and later complain that they were all used up. I would literally say, "I found them like that."

A photograph of old GE flash cubes. They were 4-use flash bulbs for pocket cameras.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I got the new MRNA vax along side the Moderna COVID vax. The only side effect I noted is that I woke up cold and had to work out to get warmed up for the day.

Photo of two bandaids on a shoulder, side by side. One is a member of Paw Patrol, the other is Baby Shark.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Some Dems feel they can improve their odds in tight races by throwing trans folks under the bus. Call them out on it. Ask them to withdraw their anti-trans statements, renounce transphobia, and apologize. I want Dems to win, but not at the cost of trans rights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCAp...

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The United States Senate is considered by many to be the greatest deliberative body in the world. Today's topic: Bestiality.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"...like a rocket ship in reverse" Let's go to footage of a Space X rocket in reverse.

An animated GIF of an exploded Space X launch that went bad.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If only there were some sort of sign, some indication of what was being planned by this regime...

Photo of trump supporters holding MASS DEPORTATION NOW! signs.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Let's hope Taylor Farms is doing the catering.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

By that logic, Harvard should also close it's doors.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I imagine Bessant and Lutnick explaining global trade to trump.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

STROKE, STROKE, STROKE, STROKE... C'mon, we can dream can't we?

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Got both my MRNA-based flu and my COVID vaccines today! #Courage #PassItOn

Two side-by-side bandages on an upper-ar; one with a Paw Patrol character, the other with Baby Shark™

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When the merits of bestiality are being argued in the Senate...

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

and ill-fitting Florsheims—never forget the Florsheims.

Actual photo of Secretary of State "Lil" Marco's ill-fitting Florsheim shoes that trump forced him to wear.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You could have knocked me over with a feather.

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Hate to Badger You... @hate2badgeryou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I wonder if Enes Kanter Freedom's name matches that of his birth certificate. We can't let him vote - he could be committing fraud. We should also prohibit him from using Men's bathrooms.