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Michael @hashizu.me · 05/10/2026
Ernie and Bert going into an Egyptian tomb scared the hell out of me. Same with the aliens in Sesame Street!
Ernie and Bert in pith helmets and khaki clothes standing in front of Egyptian statues that look like them Googly-eyed aliens from Sesame Street looking through a window
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Michael @hashizu.me · 02/10/2026
Tumblr post from user niedopalek
Apr 13, 2022

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking
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Michael @hashizu.me · 01/10/2026
I was browsing a Japanese bookstore and they had an Epstein files magazine??
The cover of a Japanese Epstein files magazine with Japanese text, and pictures of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Elon MuskThe interior of a Japanese magazine about Jeffrey Epstein with a picture of Epstein and pictures of Prince Andrew
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Michael @hashizu.me · 30/09/2026
The Washington County DA, Kevin Barton, loves seeing his name on these little signs in retailers in the area. He doesn't seem to care much about the misconduct in the sheriff's department nor the settlements they have to pay out. Weird! bsky.app/profile/hash...
A sign posted in a grocery store window:

THEFT IS PROSECUTED IN WASHINGTON COUNTY

Kevin Barton
District Attorney
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Michael @hashizu.me · 29/09/2026
Chuck E. Cheese's understudy
A photo of an octagonal cracker labeled "VEGETABLE ENTERTAINER CRACKER"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 25/09/2026
I love when I'm down a Wikipedia rabbit hole and find stuff like this. This is vital info
Legacy
D'Orsay was credited as the girl who made the phrase "Ooh la la" widely known
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Michael @hashizu.me · 13/09/2026
People cyberbullied the downtown association so hard for using AI images that they're now using purposefully shitty but obviously hand drawn illustrations for their posters lmao
A poster for the Beaverton Street Eats event by the Beaverton Downtown Association. The poster has a poorly drawn illustration of a beaver with six legs that looks like it was done in crayon
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Michael @hashizu.me · 11/09/2026
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron in the movie The Rise of Skywalker in the middle of saying "somehow, Palpatine returned"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 06/09/2026
Discovered an English-language noh play about Elvis?
A Noh Drama about Elvis Presley.

Judy, an Elvis Presley fan, makes a pilgrimage to Graceland on the anniversary of Elvis’s death. During the candlelight vigil, a mysterious man lets her into the Meditation Garden where Elvis is buried. Under the light of the blue moon, she meets the ghost of Elvis.A noh actor wearing a mask of Elvis Presley and wearing traditional clothes in a performance of Blue Moon Over MemphisA noh actor in an Elvish mask and cream-colored traditional clothes, bending down and holding a fan. A noh actor wearing a black kamishimo outfit, a mask, and a fedora. The actors are performing in the noh play "Blue Moon Over Memphis"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 04/09/2026
My Japanese canned coffee has a limited time collab with sumo wrestling
The back of a small can of coffee with an illustrated picture of  the sumo wrestler Wakatakakage
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Michael @hashizu.me · 02/09/2026
I just gave blood so I need to replenish liquids and iron, and it's raining for the first time in weeks. You know what that means.......it's pho time babey
A bowl of pho
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Michael @hashizu.me · 24/08/2026
I just discovered this Belgian jazz harmonica player named "Toots" and I'm obsessed
The album cover for the 1963 album by Toots Thielemans titled "Toots." Toots, a white man with a mustache and thick rimmed glasses, is smiling and holding up a harmonica
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Michael @hashizu.me · 24/08/2026
My review of TONY (2026)
Comments from Demi Lovato:
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Michael @hashizu.me · 19/08/2026
This year, ODOT added curb cuts to Beaverton-Hillsdale highway, a five-lane state facility, without adding any paint or traffic control devices, leading to stupid, dangerous designs like this. Realistically, who is this for? Who does this help? How much money did the state spend on this?
A view from a sidewalk into a five lane street, with a curb cut on the other side. There are concrete curbs in the middle of the street to designate a turning lane, with one curb recently removed where the curb cuts on the two sidewalks align
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Michael @hashizu.me · 19/08/2026
Why does Spot turn bipedal in later books
Early book about Spot the dog, an illustrated tan and brown puppyLater book about Spot the dog, a tan and brown puppy and an alligator walk upright
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Michael @hashizu.me · 18/08/2026
One astronaut pointing a gun at another while looking at the earth from the moon. The "always has been" meme
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Michael @hashizu.me · 17/08/2026
Mayo / avocado / spicy sauce on Japanese food is waaaay more prevalent in the US, but not unheard of in Japan. I was curious and checked the menu of one of the big sushi chains in Japan and they offer this:
Tuna with avocado and cheese
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Michael @hashizu.me · 14/08/2026
A big "jeers" to this thing that cost me two tubes on my bike
A small piece of metal held in a hand
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Michael @hashizu.me · 12/08/2026
Tumblr post from tygerbug dated October 20, 2021

Image: Marge Simpson holding wads of cash, with cash sticking out of her hair.

Text: This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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Michael @hashizu.me · 06/08/2026
The sky's definitely bluer than it has been for a few days but the sensors I'm looking at show that the AQI's still a lil iffy
A map of the Portland metro region showing AQI around 150
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Michael @hashizu.me · 03/08/2026
The thirst people have for Nirvanna the Band the Show's Matt Johnson is unreal
Comments on a video:
- "Finest man alive Matt Johnson"
- "why is he so.."
- i need him so bad
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Michael @hashizu.me · 26/07/2026
How are you going to charge $99 for a single melon by using AI slop to advertise it?
Yubari melon being sold for $99 with an AI-generated sign being used to advertise it
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Michael @hashizu.me · 22/07/2026
Pain.
Weather forecast showing a high of 101 F, a heat advisory, and a slight chance of thunderstorms
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Michael @hashizu.me · 21/07/2026
A much lesser offense: the prosthetic nose he wears in the movie
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Michael @hashizu.me · 19/07/2026
Tweet from Kat Tsai (@Chuwenjie): At Regal LA Live to see the Odyssey in 70 mm and they're apparently calling the cops cause a guy from the previous showing is refusing to leave his stea. He wants to watch it again 😭

Next tweet: Yep there's 4 cops in there with flashlights and they can't let anyone in!
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Michael @hashizu.me · 11/07/2026
Parenting a young child
A chat history showing regular messages saying "I'm going to have a lie down"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 09/07/2026
Like 10 years ago we were in Japan and saw a few Eggslut locations and chalked the name up to a language barrier, not realizing til later that it's an American thing
A man with black hair smiling standing next to a menu on a sign that says "Eggslut"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 25/06/2026
Hiroyuki Sanada as Yoshii Toranaga in Shogun saying "Then die."
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Michael @hashizu.me · 23/06/2026
Tibetan sand fox
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Michael @hashizu.me · 10/06/2026
Some real feed synergy
magnolia siddell
Still true
@magnoliapearl.b... • 1h
magnolia siddell
My nine month old baby
@magnol... • 18d
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!

we have elizabeth at home @spindlyp... 
WELL my son ate a button
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Michael @hashizu.me · 07/06/2026
On this, my last day of taking antibiotics for pink eye, I seem to have developed food poisoning
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Michael @hashizu.me · 05/06/2026
I'm watching a British cozy mystery series and this character's name is what
A white man with short brown hair and bruised eyes saying "Well, Superintendent Chalmers seems to think so."
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Michael @hashizu.me · 31/05/2026
Spurs are in the finals, time to post the 99 Spurs playing LAN Starcraft
Spurs players Tim Duncan, David Robinson, Malik Rose and Sean Elliott on an airplane with laptops in front of them. The NBA championship trophy is in the foregroundDavid Robinson and Tim Duncan sitting in an airplane, looking at their laptops
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Michael @hashizu.me · 26/05/2026
Hot dog guy from I think you should leave
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Michael @hashizu.me · 26/05/2026
Le Guin really cooked with this
A man wants his virility regarded, a woman wants her femininity appreciated, however indirect and subtle the indications of regard and appreciation. On Winter they will not exist. One is respected and judged only as a human
being. It is an appalling experience.
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Michael @hashizu.me · 20/05/2026
Gonna mute every permutation on "burrito taxi" today, I've lost track about how many times I've seen this discourse
James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano saying "I can't have this conversation again"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 19/05/2026
Paul Giamatti in SIDEWAYS
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Michael @hashizu.me · 17/05/2026
Squidward looking enviously out the window at Spongebob and Patrick frolicking
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Michael @hashizu.me · 15/05/2026
Love that some websites only work on Chrome now. Love using Firefox and getting sites that load like this
Several radio buttons on a website, but none of them have a visible label
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Michael @hashizu.me · 05/05/2026
The Algorithm only offers me the highest-quality content that caters to my interests
Search: Will Smith secret Protestant
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Michael @hashizu.me · 01/05/2026
Somewhat related, I'm always thinking about this post
woodrider
Apr 8, 2022
Follow
•••
I love driving at the exact speed limit and having speeders behind me get frustrated. i will get to my destination when I get to my destination and so will you. im teaching you patience right now. you should be listening & learning.
woodrider
Jan 12, 2023
•..
the general consensus in the notes is that if you drive the speed limit, you are:
• ableist to people with ADHD
• a bootlicker with a cop mentality for
"enforcing the law"
• inconsiderate to people with dire medical emergencies who can't afford an ambulance
• an abuser for controlling people without their consent
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Michael @hashizu.me · 28/04/2026
The five words she wants to hear
A mix called NOTHING BUT 90s RACE PIANOS by DJ Tego Typu
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Michael @hashizu.me · 15/04/2026
My wife got some good Monty pics yesterday
A gray and white cat with his eyes closed with his front legs stretched out, crossedA gray and white cat loafed up on an orange couch
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Michael @hashizu.me · 06/04/2026
The "always has been" meme of two astronauts looking at the earth and one pointing a gun at the other
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Michael @hashizu.me · 02/04/2026
Found a new strategy for having fun with spam texts
Someone texting me offering cash for my house, me replying with LLM prompts
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Michael @hashizu.me · 17/03/2026
I think one of our daughter's first five words is "toad." Shout out Frog & Toad and Towed by Toad
Frog and Toad, illustrated characters from the series of children's books by Arnold LobelThe cover for Towed by Toad, a children's book by Jashar Awan. There's an illustration of a toad in blue coveralls driving a tow truck
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Michael @hashizu.me · 16/03/2026
Oh, this dude thinks the world is overpopulated?
Hiroyuki Sanada as Yoshi Toranaga in the Shogun TV show saying "Then die."
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Michael @hashizu.me · 13/03/2026
Tweet from @Tyler_A_Harper: I'm not going to send you to die in another pointless fucking war in the Middle East. Specific enough?

He is quote tweeting Charlotte Clymer:  Can someone please explain to me what exactly it is that young men want to hear
from VP Harris that she's not already saying?
And please be specific. I want to hear
*exactly* what you'd have her say to them.
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Michael @hashizu.me · 08/03/2026
A comic of a man wearing a shirt labeled "SICKOS" standing outside a window, smiling and saying "YES...HA HA HA...YES!"
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Michael @hashizu.me · 28/02/2026
Genuinely love opening a sci-fi novel and being immediately greeted with this. lfg
GLOSSARY & CAST
OF CHARACTERS
Acceptor-A member of a Tandu client race. A psychic adept.
Akki (Ah-kee)—A dolphin midshipman from Calafia.
Atlast-A human/neo-dolphin colony world. Gillian Baskin—A physician and agent for the Terragens Council. A product of
human genetic engineering.
Beie Chohooan (Bay Choe-hoo-wan)—A Synthian spy.
Brookida (Broo-kee-dah) —A male neo-dolphin metallurgist.
Brothers of the Night —A Galactic patron race.
Calafia-A human/neo-dolphin colony world.
Client-A species that owes its full intelligence to genetic uplift by its patron race.
An indentured client species is one which is still working off this debt.
Creideiki (Cry-dye-kee)-Captain of the exploration vessel Streaker.
Emerson D'Anite--A human engineer assigned to the Streaker.
Charles Dart-A neo-chimpanzee planetologist.
a starships ancient
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