iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 3h

If Cheung was wearing a bowler hat he'd make a great OddJob to Trump's Auric Goldfinger.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 3h

Just another calm and tranquil day in an administration filled with stable geniuses.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 12h

It's easy! You just have to get the photons closer together.

120 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Watch the (highly fictionalized) Sean Connery/Candice Bergen movie The Wind and the Lion.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Obviously it was ordered by Joe Biden who snuck in the back door. After all, he's the cause of everything (except when it's Obama)

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

When people ask me for a political statement in an election year, I usually reply "Perdicarus alive or Raisuli dead." They almost never say which election year, so I choose 1904.

120 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Why settle for minor annoyance when you can go for completely miserable? :)

110 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Would be happy to if I were closer. Maybe we'd run into Blackbeard's ghost. :)

110 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Worn out that t-shirt but with auto repair.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Interesting. Ukraine torches the Yandex data centers. Number of pro Russian replies plummits on twitter. Who'da thunk it.

110 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mayor Ed Koch once said he wouldn't believe Donald Trump even if he got his tongue notarized.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm sure the spiders and centipedes in the latrine will miss you. ;)

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trump posts that there is an immediate energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine. Zelensky says it's the first he's heard of it and the Russians strike a Ukrainian power plant immediately after. Standard Trump admin strategy: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

100 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It'll be on the same ship as the potash from Belarus.

021 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You already know what will happen: Any Isis-like group that releases a video of a public beheading of anyone related to the US will issue the video as a split screen with Hassan's execution to try to create a moral equivalence. This is needlessly hanging a "kick me" sign on your butt.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Nguyễn Ngọc Loan's ghost called and would like to have a word about how wise this is.

110 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They're jealous of Iran publicly hanging protesters.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'd expect them to make it pay per view.

130 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm surprised they haven't yet made it be pay per view.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'd like to point out Trump just used "Artificial Intelligence" in this tweet. Thus, Trump has declared himself the enemy.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Maybe he should watch Caddyshack again to gain a bit more respect.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

First time getting a tire off of an old retaining ring type truck rim in civilian life. The military ones were easier. Much exertion and frustration later, I'll call it a win.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wanted to start a chant of "Tommy's scared of furries! Tommy's scared of furries!" and see if the crowd would pick it up.

020 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cute bunny that Playboy has nothing to do with. :)

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I thought they were eating starfish on the beach...

020 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's not just recent. No one ever went broke in recorded history betting on human sloth, stupidity and villainy.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I used to buy ground beef. I haven't in quite a while and I assure you my tastes haven't changed. Only the relative value of my pocket book.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So, they'll only be funding studies of ivermectin, chelation and testosterone replacement?

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I remember the commercial. Had no idea who he was at the time.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Night Ranger: Don't tell me you love me!

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I now know what I want for Halloween. Please. Please try to ban sport fishing just before the election.

010 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Currently my record setter is a 2005 Town & Country with 416K miles. The guy I bought it from and I both want to make it to half a million. :)

020 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Officer, it wasn't indecent exposure, just an entomological emergency.

020 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Does smoking barefoot pets calm them down the way it does bees? I'll make sure I take them outside first.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was thinking of you and other farmers yesterday when I saw $6.49 diesel and considered it being the start of harvest. This will be ugly.

110 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm in Central Illinois in a major grain growing area. Diesel is now $6.49 in one of the historically cheapest towns in the state for it. And happening just as harvest is about to begin.

120 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Price of diesel in one of the historically cheapest towns in Illinois is now $6.49. If you bought it, diesel brought it and it's about to get more expensive.

011 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's 9 weeks to a potentially disastrous election and the only strategy they can come up with is posting a variation on the same old renaming nonsense to try to piss people off. They're just fishing for an over-reaction. If they come up with something actually creative, I'll take more notice.

060 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ah, so it's important work and not counted as a holiday if you're golfing at Mar-a-Lago.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Trump on Iran:" No. Trump on self delusion and bombast. That's a far more potent drug than LSD at destroying reality.

040 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lies, damn lies, statistic and map color coding.

000 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The furnace's brand was Goodman. You've rebranded it Good Boy.

050 0

hartreefox.bsky.social @hartreefox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh, Ratcliffe was just finalizing the administration's plan to build casinos and hotels in Riga afterwards.

000 0