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Hart Hoover

@harthoover.com
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I help companies you’ve heard of run Tetragon and Cilium… mostly on Kubernetes. 🌮 Authority on Tacos, BBQ, and coffee 💉Insulin addict 📍San Antonio, TX

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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 12/08/2026
Me scrolling through all the eclipse pics
Superman healing (in pain) from yellow sunlight, a scene from the last movie
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 18/07/2026
😈😈😈
Hermes terminal output showing 666 packages getting updated
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 08/07/2026
Me and the one true Donald
Donald Duck posing with me, a guy wearing a Donald Duck sweatshirt
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 02/07/2026
A bus in Vancouver. Can you imagine any mass transit in the US apologizing for anything? “Screw you: Bus out of service”
Bus in Vancouver. The electronic sign says “sorry”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 24/06/2026
“If I’m spending $80 on GTA6 it better have a disc inside the case. None of that ‘code for a digital download’ shit.”
Pauline Walnuts from Sopranos pointing at someone
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 03/06/2026
FINALLY I win a black deck run #Balatro
Balatro win screen
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 31/05/2026
Plain black NBA finals Tshirts for the Spurs are $45. Ridiculous.
Black San Antonio spurs nba finals tshirt. Price listed at $45
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 01/04/2026
DO IT
Professor X from X-men pointing directly at you. His other hand is touching his temple, implying he is sending you telepathic messages
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 30/03/2026
(Pam Bondi Voice) The oak is over 16000!! I don't know why you're laughing. That's what we should be talking about.
A chart of Pollen counts in San Antonio, TX. oak is listed as “very high” at 16,580. Everything else listed is very low and not important
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 27/01/2026
meme of a fantasy castle with lightning around it. Text says "I'm dipping nuggets you couldn't even fathom into sauces you will never understand"
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 24/01/2026
Streeeeeetch (all he knows is sleeping and treats, must be nice)
A dachshund laying on his back with his front paws stretched in the air
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 17/01/2026
Yes, but
Grill app screen, shows a cook temp of 275°, currently 274°. Also shows a meat temp of 199° approaching 205°Dachshund sleeping on my chest under a plush red blanket
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 06/01/2026
Sun or sus
A cream colored dachshund with squinty eyes
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 26/12/2025
I used to put Christmas presents together for my kids, now I put Christmas presents from my kids together #Lego
Lego Game Boy set, with a Lego Super Mario Land cartridge. The Game Boy screen says “Nintendo”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 16/12/2025
Updating my insulin tamagotchi #diabetes #t1d
Insulin pump going through an update cycle. It says “updating… do not unplug your pump during update” on the screen
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 14/12/2025
All hat no cattle
President Trump in the Oval Office wearing a white cowboy hat. He’s surrounded by other old white men in suits with white cowboy hats and a woman in a purple dress.
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 12/12/2025
Dodger the Doxie wants none of these shenanigans
Tan weiner dog in a blue pocket bed, with his face poking out. He does not look happy
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 11/11/2025
Looking at the #Kubecon sponsor list
Comic of a sweaty man with someone else saying “Jesus that’s a lot of AI”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 01/11/2025
Hello Lady
Statue of Liberty
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 24/10/2025
Super cool to see Murderbot and Witch King author @marthawells.com here in SATX. Thanks @nowherebookshop.bsky.social !
Author Martha Wells being interviewed in a bookstore
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 23/10/2025
I laughed. San Antonio is too much sometimes
A dead deer with a “get well soon” Mylar balloon tied to it
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 05/10/2025
Helped out at a “chemistry day” for 5th graders. I did an experiment where we changed copper pennies to brass. Got a pile of thank you notes from the kids 😃 🧑‍🔬 YEAH SCIENCE
Thank you note on yellow paper that says “Mr Hoover thank you for taking timeout of your day. I really enjoyed making the coins turn different colors. I also loved learning about what coins are made up of including copper and zinc”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 19/09/2025
Helping out with “Chemistry Day” this morning at my kids’ school. Needed a nerdy shirt. This worked well
Red shirt, gold lettering that has the periodic table symbol for Iron, FE, with “man” underneath
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 17/09/2025
When your local BBQ place drops the inflation/tariff pricing paper stickers 😭😭😭
Bbq menu with paper stickers over the prices, with higher prices
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 12/09/2025
Interesting email to get on iPhone preorder day
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 30/08/2025
Meme of man with a knife marked “a team of 18-24 year olds” threatening another man marked “my mental health”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 08/08/2025
Puppy sitting. Look at this adorable weenie boy. So handsome, and getting spoiled with treats
The most handsome dachshund in the world
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 03/08/2025
Studying the Bible on this Sunday morning
“Dave Campbell’s Texas Football” magazine with Steve Sarkisian on the cover
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 27/07/2025
My favorite cosplay I’ve seen from random #SDCC content isn’t giant Galactus but Mexican Wonder Woman with the “Golden Chancla of Truth”
Woman in Mexican Wonder Woman cosplay holding a golden sandal toward the cameraFull picture of “Mexican Wonder Woman” with red top with a golden eagle on it, with a star spangled skirt
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 17/07/2025
I’m gonna get soooo many bananas #DonkeyKong
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 21/06/2025
Loved attending the Midwest Dachshund Rescue fundraiser, Wienies and Martinis, in Chicago today. Yes, I flew to Chicago just for this
Dachshund on a couchBlack and tan dachshund Blonde wire haired dachshundRed dachshund
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 17/06/2025
I have so many questions Who buys banana bread from a random salesperson at your door? Why would someone drug banana bread and then sell it?
News story that says "POSSIBLE FOREIGN
SUBSTANCE" IN BANANA BREAD
DO NOT BUY BANANA BREAD FROM PEOPLE SELLING DOOR-TO-DOOR
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 09/06/2025
my visionOS26 persona telling my son his powers will far exceed those of mortal men #wwdc
Jor-El played by Marlon Brando in Superman
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 27/05/2025
Cat relaxing amid the ruins of Pompeii
Black cat napping on a stone shelf
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 26/05/2025
Work follows me everywhere
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 25/05/2025
Earth’s mightiest Avenger! Also Thor was there #PointBreak
Me in hero pose next to Thor
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 17/05/2025
Went to a robot tournament today
Stage with displays showing the central action, a play area with metal frame and several robotics teams
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 03/05/2025
IM TRYING TO FIND MY SON
Shoes, with a focus on a croc that looks like a clownfish
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 19/04/2025
Here we go again
Guy looking tired. Caption says

"How was your Sunday volleyball parents?"
530 AM WAKE UP
7 HOURS OF GIRLS SCREAMING IN A GYM
$74.32 ON ACAI BOWLS
$32.74 ON STARBUCKS
$15 PARKING
2 DADS EJECTED FOR YELLING AT REFS
1 MOM BUSTED FOR SNEAKING IN WINE
TEAM GOES 1-5
THE ONE WIN WAS A FOREFIT
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 08/04/2025
Confetti shot at the #FinalFour What a great game
Basketball court with scoreboard declaring Florida the champions. Confetti is shooting from a corner and falling from the central scoreboard
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 05/04/2025
This Diet Coke is for you
Diet Coke bottle that says “Homies” on it
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 03/04/2025
Finally beat the Magic Deck #balatro
A “you win” screen from the card game Balatro
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 25/03/2025
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 25/03/2025
Sweet new threads from @extralife4kids.bsky.social !
Tshirt from ExtraLife and Children’s Miracle Network with various game components: a chess piece, a video game controller, and dice. A shield says “give back game on”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 26/02/2025
Inspirational
A sign with a cartoon coffee cup man that says “more espresso less depresso”
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 25/02/2025
The last thing I want in the whole world is to be "immersed" in Outlook.
a what's new box from Outlook that promotes "new immersive image themes"
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 08/02/2025
#Severance is really meme-able and visually stunning but I have no answers for what’s going on, just more questions every episode.
Pixel art of “marshmallows are for team players” over a LUMON logo with a cartoon marshmallow
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 08/02/2025
I’m on a roll #balatro
A you win screen from the game Balatro
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 06/02/2025
Awwww yissss #Balatro
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Hart Hoover @harthoover.com · 02/02/2025
Before and after. Only two cables drop down now: power and cable for internet. I feel accomplished.
Under desk photos showing lots and lots of cables and a power stripUnder desk photo showing two cables and a clean floor
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