Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 21hI love when we get complaint emails with screenshots and names of agents.static.klipy.comBill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating PopcornALT: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn 030
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if your dick had a professional wrestling entrance theme, what would it be? I will go first "Please hammer don't hurt em" 030
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you are putting on hand sanitizer in your car, make sure your dick is put away firststatic.klipy.comAustin Powers: Ouch Baby... Very OuchALT: Austin Powers: Ouch Baby... Very Ouch 240
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We are all born into this world and the only thing this world owes us is a death. anything more is gravy  don't believe marketing. It will say anything to get you to open your wallet  010
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tfw ur roommate who has never even been in your room runs in at 4 AM and wakes you up screaming THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE so you get out of bed and he continues THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. WITH SEX as he rubs several sticks of butter on his bare cheststatic.klipy.comSuperstore Amy SosaALT: Superstore Amy Sosa 121
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026killed it at arms day Time to go ejaculate 3330
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if you are thin and hairy, but also kind of daddy, are you an otter pop? 050
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026some people believe so fervently in the physical world, can't stand to be alone and are always focused on what's right in front of their eyes because there's nothing behind them  000
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me at the park I, I fingerfuck the creatures of the night I haven't got the will to try and fight Against another handjob, so I guess I'll just believe it That the men here never cum 030
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i've seen a lot of porn and I think I prefer non-fiction to fiction (directed/studio)  130
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when ur desperate to teabag couilles sans visage BALLS WITHOUT A FACE couilles sans visage BALLS WITHOUT A FACE 010
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I successfully saw a cute boy at the clothes check and followed him to the dance floor and made eyes at him and we did stuff 1120
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder how many guys would never because I carry a purse  040
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me hanging out with my friend at the gay bar, watching guys walk by in sad/tired T-shirts and khaki shorts: "Why do they not try, Papa?" 060
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The coke dealer that has to basically live at the bar to make money and spends hours at the big touchscreen games  130
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think some people like to feel normal because it also makes them feel safe it does the opposite for me. I feel like that's how you die in obscurity/vanish completely.  020
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026tfw you get out of bed in the morning and look back and your body is still lying there covered in maggots and corpse beetles and you are like am I a ghost lolstatic.klipy.comSuperstore Amy SosaALT: Superstore Amy Sosa 030
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026siri every time I ask it to do literally anything I'M HAVING A PROBLEMstatic.klipy.comFreaking OutALT: Freaking Out 010
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I made it into my bed last night and passed out before I could put my phone on the charger or even get under the blankets I just woke up about five minutes before my weekday alarm goes off and was ready to work a shift before I realized it's SATURDAY, and I can go the fuck back to bed 160
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is my impersonation of a guy looking for friends and networking: Can I suck your fucking dick?  160
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i just saw a guy ask a guy that was actively giving a handjob "are you married?" 040
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when you overhear someone at the gay bar refer to a song as "Ziopop" 000
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is my impersonation of a caller one minute before I go on break: *calls* 010
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is my impersonation of a cute guy at the bar as soon as you notice him: *leaves* 020
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I consider it my job to put on something slutty and drink and sit in the sluttiest corner at the sluttiest bar. Sometimes I just need to do a shift. 1120
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there's something wild and dangerous and sexy about those bareback guys that never buy a case for their phone  2100
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026tfw you are trying to covertly open one of the hookup apps in a bar and you have to wait for the ads to play 020
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you are vers but also a side, are you a bate and switch?  060
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when you have to send a message at work at exactly a certain time, so you type it out and wait, and then hit enter, but somehow you have clicked elsewhere and you accidentally sent a dick pic and a death threat to your supervisor or some other awful thing you didn't mean to do  140
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a feeling that cops get on Sniffies and treat it like a game of whack-a-mole. Every time a spot turns orange, they drive through and scare all the fagits away so it turns blue again. Then they just look for the next orange one 020
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026tfw you are trying to do something, but it's very difficult, and you realize it's because you are holding your phone, so you put your phone down and try again, and it's still difficult, and you realize you somehow picked up your phone again  040
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026tfw you are trying to have sexy time, but then you feel a strange something on your d, so you go to your car with a flashlight and you realize it's just dry skin because you beat the living shit out of it this past weekend  040
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Time to go commit sexual acts against my own dick and cock  2250
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Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026(i'm writing this having just gotten out of the shower) My laundry room is like future me, we both have dryer balls  020
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026when a man has you over for a movie and a cuddle, but you get there and sit down and the movie is 'Dawson's 20 load weekend'static.klipy.comCara Maria Sorbello: I'm Definitely ScrewedALT: Cara Maria Sorbello: I'm Definitely Screwed 030
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ice shot a man through the back window of his car by my house, and they are telling everyone there was a foot chase, but the video of the actual shooting is all over social media I don't understand what has to happen before the tides turn on those motherfuckers  2100
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026for some reason last night, everyone at the bar wanted to rub my chest Like it has definitely happened before, but it was like six or seven people, even strangers approaching just to do it it was like when someone brings a dog to a party  071
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026there is a bar here in Austin that I do like to go to a lot, but they are really bad at posting the nightly events on social media. I like to know what the theme is so we can all do it; whether it's underwear or a blackout party or whatever.  160
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026swung by a park to make a video for the world wide web ejaculated ON CAMERA (not literally) Full video you know where  0190
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have had this goddamn song stuck in my head all morning 010
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yalls doxy daddy went to a wild party and had several post exposure prophylaxis honey sugar baby dolls  2120
Harry Whole 46 ATX @harrywhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The game "Twister" is not about sex nope And yes, I am making this post while naked at a sex party  160