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Judge Holden Caulfield

@harrytuttle76.bsky.social
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Both sahds, ah say ah say, both sahds
Foghorn Leghorn, angry
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry, best we can do is McClellan
Chuck Schumer saying some milquetoast bullshit
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Regina George from Mean Girls saying “Stop trying to make The Tottenham Jaguars happen”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are three kinds of people in this world
Screenshot of part of PSV Eindhoven’s roster. The three kinds of people are Man Attacker, Bro Attacker and Perišić Attacker
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomik and Bellegarde from Family Guy
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eureka!
Beef jerky
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wat
Doro wat
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worst nightmare so far
The Simpsons worst day of your life so far meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Padme/Anakin meme. Anakin says “The agreement requires us to make and distribute 30 movies per year.” Padme replies and repeats “30 movies made by humans and starring humans, right?”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On closer inspection, these are nouns
Rainier Wolfcastle holding a gun and bent over staring at his loafers
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes
Tim Cramblin yelling at his brother about his Slipknot mask
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mr. Creosote
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s not the phone’s fault you don’t have the proper footwear
An ad for platform shoes that help you poop
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Krusty the Clown saying (of the Ribwich) “You’re way off — think smaller, think more legs”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
D’you remember when you gave Barack Obama a Peace Prize when he was prosecuting two wars and then he didn’t stop either of the wars and he blew up a hospital?
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s an Ohio prostitute, Michael…
Lucile Bluth from the “It’s one banana” meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Very close
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sheboygan!
Professor Jonathan Frink
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hans Moleman saying “I can understand why someone who calls themself a Dem or a liberal would oppose this.”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Poster from Milos Forman’s Amadeus
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Homer with the Witness Protection Program guys in the Cape Feare episode. WPP guy says “(groaning) Now, when I say ‘hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jaboukie tweeting as the FBI about killing MLK, but also missing him
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was saying “Boo-rja Iglesias”
Hans Molman saying “I was saying ‘boo-urns’”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hugh Jackman in Movie 43 with a scrotum hanging from his neck
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Superintendent Chalmers from the Steamed Hams short asking “May I see it?”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Totally illegal
Bearded man with a very large rhinestone-studded ear gauge
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bill Barr? Who killed the New York financier?
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Sandberg Game? When Willie McGee hit for the cycle?
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ties? You bet!
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Open wide for some soccer.
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every time I watch Spain (or Chelsea):
I Think You Should Leave dog haircut sketch
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I would also like to express my fondness for that particular barbecue restaurant
Richard Nixon from The Simpsons
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No one with silly hair could be an evil man
Screenshot of the courtroom scene in the Simpsons Cape Feare episode
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yes
Katy Perry at the USMNT World Cup opening ceremony wearing some dumb rocket dress or something
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
French dressing Ranch dressing
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Their rugby team is the All Blacks. Cosmic balance or lack of imagination?
Yin and yang
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jonathan Winters as Mearth on Mork & Mindy. He is hatching from an egg
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yes. Yes it is
Boots Reily wearing a cool hat
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
But where do the teeth grow? WHERE DO THE TEETH GROW????
Poster from the movie Teeth
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In America, it is illegal to walk to the stadium
Yeonmi Park meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I, myself, chase naval gustatory experiences
Picture of the sad meal of a troop. It is a half-empty cafeteria tray with gross canned carrots, a naked, overcooked hamburger and a thin slice of a gray meatlike substance
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s one chalupa, Michael. How much obesity could it cause? 40%?
Lucille Bluth from the It’s one banana, Michael meme
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Famously, not all of the Black political establishment in New York wanted to play ball with him.
Hakeem Jeffries holding a baseball bat in the least threatening way you have ever seen
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am also a Vegan
Suzanne Vega
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
They may have grappled with it a little bit
2025 article by Joe Wilkins in Futurism titled New “Uber with Guns” App Lets the Wealthy Rent Armed Goons
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Elon should have listened to this guy, instead of Paul (no good ideas, wants to marry his mother-in-law)
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It happens
Coyote spirit guide from the episode where Homer, the Pope of Chilitown, trips balls after eating psychedelic hot peppers (or candle wax, it isn’t entirely clear).
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I was saying “gay men”
Hans Moleman saying “I was saying ‘boo-urns.’”
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And maybe cover the chrome dome, too. I hate bald boys. I feel like I’m back in the pants.
Three small babies with full heads of hair in an advertisement for Nelson’s baby toupees — made with real baby hair
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Chips-on-head-duckface girl meme with caption saying “She’s so crazzzzzzzy! love her!!”
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