Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Night shift 999 is channel 5s finest hour 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Surely, irony escapes those with a straight face, while pronouncing that the fastest teenager in the world is called Gout Gout. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 20/01/2026When the poem your dad wrote accidentally wins the year 7 poetry competition 010
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026“My grandad smoked beef ribs in a filling cabinet during the war” 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Good to see Lovenkrands little brother at the football 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Happy new year to everyone except jacket potato influencers 110
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025My favourite part of Christmas is sneaking empties into next doors blue bin cos they’ve missed mine 4 weeks in a row 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Darts excuses thread 1# The pizza was to close to the oche 110
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Someone dropped a few of these in the pub earlier. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025What’s YOUR favourite strophic ballad? Mine is up the junction. 000
Reposted by Harry the BastardHarry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Honestly, just shut the fuck up about what you put on a fucking £10 potato 001
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025New definition of irony found today, I planned a mop up session for a lesson I had, but missed it because a pipe burst in my house. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS, but I can still hold a pint 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025It could be a hangover from adrenaline but im calling it, Jaws “the Revenge” is a cinematic masterpiece 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025ITV you son of a bitch, Jaws 2? I’m in 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 18/05/2025There’s enough going on to worry about these days, I don’t need my dad telling me he uses the air fryer for tinned pies 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Arguably the greatest satirical name for a urologist ever conceived.bbc.co.ukSomerset surgeon invents plastic-reducing urine collection potUrologist Nick Burns-Cox hopes it will reduce the use of single-use plastic in the NHS. 011
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Had steak, roasties, peas and gravy for tea (at 3pm) 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025What if I told you this included a Guinness? 120
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Forgot to pickup shit tickets on the way home from work. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Me reacting to all the conclave jokes. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025My favourite Ramseys kitchen nightmares USA is when he just rips the French for 20 minutes 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025“Wild World” by Cat Stevens is about Winfields in rising bridge. 010
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Tell you want lads, this Zhao Xintong is a badass 010
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Put “falling down stairs whilst retaining your entire pint” in the Olympics, you cowards. 020
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I tried to say goodbye and I VOTE I try to walk away and I stumble. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Could easily watch terminator on itv, if you insist. 100
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025This is your weekly health reminder to listen to “Pure” by the Lighting Seeds 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My favourite mood is Paul Ryder having to play 6 notes for 5 minutes. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Famous for bricks. Could be worse, could be Burnley. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Big fan of the combination of Pubs and Canals. 000
Harry the Bastard @harrythebastard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Release “Operation Ivy - the musical” you cowards 000
