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Harry Flowers

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The grandfather of street jokes.

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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”
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UKADS @ukads.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Meh.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yep. I doubt it was the same the other way round when Khan was voted mayor of London.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Catch it Courtois you big nancy.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Definite lack of vitamin D. Sleeps in a coffin full of earth from his ancestral homeland.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Modric captain.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed. Might do a malnourished XI.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Sunderland player. Twat.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Made up for Granit.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Iceland.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a hole in the wall behind him
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You’re right.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
And if there weren’t injuries Copenhagen at home would be the perfect fixture to teach them a lesson without it costing the team.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Yeah. TF doesn’t want it to still be a story come Wednesday but at the same time he has to come down like a ton of bricks in private before that shit spreads through the changing room. They’ve basically made him look a cunt in front of the world.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wasn’t it VdV and Spence who were at fault for the goal?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“Here, look at what a cesspit Twitter is these days” I KNOW. THATS WHY I’M HERE
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A lovey relic.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.
Vinyl copy of Signing Off by UB40
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I bet the re-write ends up being better.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s a real shame. It was bloody useful before Nazi bollocks took it over.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A lot of people use that excuse, John.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Oh, Kneecap of course.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Lineker. Corbyn. Theroux. Greta. Mehdi Hasan. Grifters the lot of them.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Either works!
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s a cracker isn’t it.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
William S. Burroughs and the Planters peanut mascot.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Who remembers Command and Conquer?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s the only logical explanation.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hah! I also investigated that detail and came to the same conclusion.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Looks like he poured it about half an hour before taking the photo
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck. ✅Aromat ✅Child’s fork ✅Paring knife
Another horrible Jonathan King meal. A curry served from inappropriate crockery.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“Rebel leader”
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Why are they like that?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You should be taking it easy at your age. Take care of yourself.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s Brentford but with slightly better players. #TOTCHE
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
3 different keepers.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Trivia question : What was unusual about Martin’s hat trick?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I was at that!
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ref letting a lot go. Excellent.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
*tut tut* State of that pitch.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is normally a fun fixture this one.
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