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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 13/06/2026

The banana-forward Rum Runner was created by "Tiki John" Elber at the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida in the 1970s 1oz 151 1oz Light rum 1oz Banana liqueur 1/2oz Blackberry liqueur 1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur 1/4oz Grenadine 1oz Pineapple juice 1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 19/05/2026

"Paxton is good because he wants to eliminate the filibuster." "Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster." What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 31/03/2026

It's getting fancy in here. Jungle Bird 1.5oz blackstrap rum 3/4oz Campari 1.5oz pineapple juice 1/2oz Demerara syrup 1/2oz lime juice Applewood smoke bubble

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 25/03/2026

The "stay logged in" checkbox is the biggest lie on the internet.

An image of a "stay logged in" checkbox from a website login page. The checkbox is checked.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 24/03/2026

It's not a problem for the person in the back row...

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 24/03/2026

I'm no gun safety expert, but I can definitely see a problem here

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 18/03/2026

A humuhumunukunukuapua'a in a humuhumunukunukuapua'a mug. Fun fact: the humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii. 2oz gin 1/2oz Orgeat 3/4oz pineapple juice 3/4oz lemon juice 2 dashes Peychaud's bitters

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 18/03/2026

There's an old saying: "Give someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma today. Teach someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma everyday." Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 18/03/2026

Is he really asking "What if we go full genocide in Iran, then let everyone else deal with the aftermath?"

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 14/03/2026

Enveloping a Fish House Punch in rich oak smoke helps emulate the fire-warmed social club hall of the Schuylkill Fishing Company, where George Washington and the Marquis de Lafayette were known to consume this punch. 2oz Dark Rum 1oz Cognac 3/4 tsp Peach Brandy 1oz Lemon Juice 1oz Simple 4oz Ice

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 09/03/2026

In case you forgot why we're fighting so hard to save the daylight, please remember: It's for the hoes.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 09/03/2026

I thought "the Iran nuclear threat" had already been "completely and totally obliterated"? I guess the dementia makes it harder to keep track of all the lies.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 28/02/2026

Today's selection form Tweets That Have Aged Like Room Temperature Milk

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 26/02/2026

The internet was so nice way back yesterday when I still had it 😆

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 25/02/2026

Shout-out to the heroes of the Blizzard of '26 — especially this little guy. He had a rough couple of days and got a little spicy on occasion, but he held firm and came out still functional. #blizzard

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 07/02/2026

Can we not be doing this shit again?

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 05/02/2026

Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms' -- "His prognosis is positive... and [he] looks forward to returning to Senate business." abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen...

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 04/02/2026

This is what it looks like when you're protecting pedophiles.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 29/01/2026

Sometimes you want to skip the cocktail and just enjoy something pure. Kaigan Minzunara Cast Expression whisky -- Japanese whisky blend aged in white oak barrels for three years, then minzunara oak casks for six months

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 27/01/2026

Spent all day shoveling this shit and now mutherfucker's come back with another 6" or more? Fuck this shit. #WinterStormFern #AbolishICE

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 25/01/2026

This murderer must be found and forced to face justice. #AlexPretti #AbolishICE #NoJusticeNoPeace

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 25/01/2026

The Zollgrenzschutz (Nazi version of CBP/ICE) uniform and MicroNazi Greg Bovino's new CBP uniform sure look similar.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 24/01/2026

The gestapo in Portland, ME (seen here abducting a corrections officer) have almost zero identification. Only one has "police" on their vest. How in the fuck is this even legal? Source video: www.reddit.com/r/portlandme...

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 21/01/2026

Pandan syrup, made from the leaves of a tropical South Asian plan, adds an herbal vanilla note to any drink — and brings a bright green tint. 2oz silver rum 1/2 oz Pandan Syrup 1 oz tonic water 1/4 oz lime juice 2 drops coconut extract 5 drops 20% saline

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 14/01/2026

It feels like an appropriate time to share this way-too-real meme again

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 14/01/2026

WTF is going on with the internet?

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 12/01/2026

Since ICE is now going door-to-door, I've begun looking into how to mod my video doorbell

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 09/01/2026

What kind of gun is this, and why does it look like he pulls the trigger multiple times? Did this dude seriously try to execute people with an MP5K or something similar?

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 03/01/2026

Imagine telling a photographer to capture the moment in a way that conveys strength and leadership, and instead you get a photo of you looking bored sitting next to Rubio who looks like a toddler filling his pants with shit. Well done, photographer. Well done.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 03/01/2026

Don't forget he recently PARDONED a different President for the EXACT SAME CRIMES.

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 26/12/2025

The Sermon on the Mount in the Trump America Freedom version of the bible includes the part where Jesus went off script and said "there's a war on Christmas, so just kill 'em all and let my dad sort it out."

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 23/12/2025

Holy fuck #EpsteinFiles www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 23/12/2025

I support adding his name to this library

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 23/12/2025

"He's going to make a fool of himself, and everyone will laugh at him." "Wait, I know how to ensure they all praise him--- let me write the tweet."

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 22/12/2025

This makes total sense, especially given the new @cbsnews.com logo

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 17/12/2025

If you could tell the people 252 years ago about what America is like today, what would you say?

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 15/12/2025

Not even the MAGA sycophants can stomach how absolutely vile he has become

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 13/12/2025

The fact that he (or his handler) made a tweet to specifically blame the police for his minutes-earlier tweet that may have directly endangered people is peak shitbag. #Brown

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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 12/12/2025

This post is absolutely Shakespeare-level art in both concept, execution, and impact. It's the perfect tool for finding MAGAs that don't understand why AI needs regulation. Go ahead and post it as a reply to your uncle on BoomerBook and watch the chaos. 😆

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