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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 20/03/2026

like proust's madeline, I have remembered how much minesweeper I played in college...

A game of Minesweeper with the Straight of Hormuz superimposed on the playing field. Iran covers the upper third, while the peninsula of United Arab Emirates the center of the bottom third. The minesweeper field is the water (the blue is not land).

My score is 146 seconds. I used to play this way too much...

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 14/01/2026

I recently began dipping my toes into waters of ordering GI back issues myself

Cover of Game Informer issue 109, May 2002.

Cover story is a preview of Ratchet & Clank: "From the creators of Spyro the Dragon...an intergalactic adventure for PS2"

On the top, above the title, it reads "Gaming's top designers reveal industry secrets" (an awesome spread featuring interviews with Miyamoto, Will Wright, Richard Gariott, American McGee, Cliff Blezinski and a bunch of others, at the DICE Summit).

On the bottom, "Rygar Returns! Tecmo Reanimates an 8-bit Classic"

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 30/11/2025

San Francisco is back, baby

Full size ad on a Muni bus stop. It reads “bezos for guillotine” in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign poster — “a royal-blue field backs up ochre-yellow letters with vermilion drop shadows”

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 25/11/2025

Honorary mention

Jake Gyllenhaal looking at his homemade rocket in October Sky

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 25/11/2025

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

USS Voyager (I would’ve done DS9 but I already picked B5 and TWO space stations would be cheating)

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 19/11/2025

The active ingredient in ZzzQuil is BENADRYL. It’s just extra strength Benadryl!

A box of Benadryl tablets, containing 25mg of each.

The back of a bottle of generic zzzquil, active ingredient: 50mg of diphenhydramine

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 19/11/2025

I may not know much about making movies, but I do know something about creative procrastination. Would any movie get finished if they didn’t have set a release date first?

Nicholas Meyer learns that Paramount set a theatrical date for Kahn before having a script.

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 25/08/2025

The Onion really is the only real newspaper left:

BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS, reads the headline of the latest print edition of The Onion, America’s finest news source.

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 24/08/2025

Homeworld big box open to reveal the the spread

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 24/08/2025

The American road was once full of cars like these

A red-orange Honda Element in full surf mode

A “Woody” Chrysler PT Cruiser in full surf mode

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 17/08/2025

This one’s for the Quaid Army: DF dropped trou a full 5 months before the Seinfeld assman episode.

Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for NYPD Blue s02e06 “The Final Adjustment” showing an air date of November 22nd, 1994. This episode is known for a shower scene that showed REAL HUMAN BUTTS on national broadcast TV. Now that’s what I call Prime Time!

Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for Seinfeld s06e21 “The Fusilli Jerry” showing an airdate of April 27th, 1995. The episode includes storyline in which Kramer gets the wrong vanity plates from the DMV. They read “ASSMAN,” with the identity of their rightful owner, or “assman,”only revealed at the tail end (no pun intended) of the episode.

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 13/08/2025

well I found my new banner

Night in the city. Quantasaurus Rex, the Zord of the Quantum Ranger, stands atop the World Trade Center, one foot on each tower, the waxing crescent moon looming behind.

A frame from the opening credits of “Power Rangers: Time Force”

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 30/06/2025

for better of for worse, cool shit is cool, now and forever

Marge: do kids still use that word “cool”?
Liza: yes, mom!

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 17/09/2024

should I feel good or bad about this?

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 10/07/2024

lol gmail is sending my security alerts to spam

A "security alert" email from no-reply@accounts.google.com in my spam folder. The spam warning reads "Why is this message in spam? It is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past." 🙄

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 24/05/2024

Game Informer even did special double covers for DOA: XBV and BMXX XXX

Cover 1 of 2 of Game Informer #112 featuring BMX XXX

Cover 2 of 2 of Game Informer #112 featuring Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 24/05/2024

PlayStation Magazine used to do *swimsuit issues*. I went looking for a old cover for an example and wow-wee the whole archive is burstingly horny. www.retromags.com/magazines/us...

Cover of Playstation Magazine #61, August 2002. Lara Croft is on the cover in her trademark short shorts and cropped tank top, raising a silver pistol in her right hand, gazing at the viewer over small, oval shaped rose tinted glasses. She is standing back to back with a dude making dumb face.

Prominently displayed to the immediate left of her trademark bosom is an image of another female video game character in a bikini, ALSO gazing at us over her sunglasses. The text above her reads "3rd annual swimsuit special! The HOTTEST game girls...The SMALLEST bikinis!"

Gallery of Playstation Magazine covers, issues 28, 35, 38, 39, 43, 46, 49, 50, 53, 55, 56, 57, 58, 61, 63, 68, 72, and 91.

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 21/05/2024

You're going to be a vampire, who is turning you?

An NPC from the Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Raxle Berne, an Imperial enforcer and head of the Berne Vampire clan of Galom Daeus, in the Molag Amur region.

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eddie harrison @harrison.pizza · 09/05/2024

Thank you for the link! After the first paragraph I was like, “okay this is right up my alley.” And I love her newsletter, yet I somehow missed that term 🤦 It’s so funny when you find the right word and then learn it’s been under your nose for a while