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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF

@harpofluff.bsky.social
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This is an 18+ account! No minors, please. I'm Harpo, a fluff who's a nerd for music, cooking, board games, roller coasters and dad jokes. This page contains ABDL, babyfur and hypnosis content and more! He/Him Throne: throne.com/harpofluff

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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 1h
This piece was a lovely little pick-me-up when I was having a rough week. Dess is a heckin' sweetheart~ Art by @uncondessionally.bsky.social!
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 7h
Did you know “Trumpery” is a real English word that has fallen out of use? We really need to bring it back because it is astonishingly accurate.
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 12h
Squatting and pushing and fwumping and sagging and ballooning and mushing and squishing and hefting and spreading and filling and bulging and grunting and rounding and puffing and loading and smushing and-
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 13h
You heard it, folks! Tease (and probably bully) Retro more! ✨
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Retro - Evil Kitty! @retro-bait.bsky.social · 14h
I don't get teased enough by DMs, tbh...
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm genuinely never sure how to respond when folks I don't know very well say "I like your posts." 1. What do you consider appropriate responses to "I like your posts"? 2.What do you consider more appropriate comments than "I like your posts" when meeting folks?
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Skye @rawrparty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hear me out, diaper monster with teeth that inflicts you with the horny when you get bitten
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harpo's been PLUSH'D! Again. Soft. Art by @crayonsnthings.bsky.social!
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your bladder control? What bladder control?
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm honestly blown away by my ears' response to getting pierced. I got some simple lower earlobe piercings over 4 months ago. If I go without earrings for as little as 2 hours, I can feel the piercings start to close up again?!
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🌦 Uncondessionally [ Dess ] @uncondessionally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yknow, after some experimenting and long consideration.... I think I might like-like diapers- The sensory is kinda highkenuinely swaggerchamp my dudes... I get it now
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, she's so FIERCE! She's THE PURPLE TERROR and she's gonna GETCHA! Picture by @kiddlit.bsky.social!
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"This is my Waterloo..." said Harpo as he remained laid back in the enormous pile of plushies, feeling compelled to hug EVERY single plush friend before even thinking about leaving. #Plushies #PlushieHuggingAddiction #HarpoShouldHugPlushies
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey. Tag your friends who you think should spend more time as diapercritters! #Diapercritters
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Colt @orangestwolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When your rhino neighbor gives you his now potty-trained kids' diapers because they're big enough to fit you.
Jack is helping carry a stack of diaper boxes delivered by his rhino neighbor.
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Harpo sees cute friends adding embarrassing items to their Throne wishlists. throne.com/harpofluff
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Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
ALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
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Carnival-Tricks @carnival-tricks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also keep an eye pealed for me or these stickers at @babyfurcon.com ! I commissioned @lillemurstickers.bsky.social for my first batch! I plan to give out any extra stickers at the con. Prints are subscriber exclusive however, but I wanted to pass out something to get eyes on this! Pic from Eolis!
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When in doubt, ROCK IT. (This is about as Harpo as Harpo gets.) Art by @notalley.bsky.social!
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm a good plushie-
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mooooo?
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can taste colors! Give me belly rubs! #Gummies #GummiedHarpo #SpoilHarpo #TeaseHarpo #HypnotizeHarpo
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Retro - Evil Kitty! @retro-bait.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This outfit 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 messes up my whole 'cool cat' vibe, y'know 😑 #furry #furryart #diapers #abdl #abdlart
Retro, wearing a union suit with a bum flap, staring over his shoulder grumpily at the viewer.  A boss health bar reading  "Retro - Dire Threat" floats above, and a banner reads "Objective: Change the kitty. Do not get scratched."
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Easily one of the best Onion articles of the year.
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌀🌀 I LOVE HYPNOSIS SO MUCH. 🌀🌀 #Hypnosis #HypnotizeYourFriends #HypnotizeHarpo
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy BIG DIAPER FRIDAY, everybody!! Get sat on, nerds. #BDF #BigDiaperFriday #Diapers #ABDL
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💜~Yuki Fwoofy~✨️ @yuki-fwoofy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poofy baby powder in your ear to give you those soft, soft thought's
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hanging out at a school sports game and you see a colorful figure dancing along the sidelines and hyping up the crowd. You think it's somebody in a mascot costume, but it's really just a very energetic and enthusiastic diapercritter. #Diapercritters
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A recent realization I had is that after a decade of consistent Buddhist practice, I literally fear nothing. Of COURSE there are plenty of things that worry and concern me, but fear itself is gone. Focus less on emotions and more on how to respond and your mind can become wonderfully focused.
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🌦 Uncondessionally [ Dess ] @uncondessionally.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Haha I drew sumn ( not too much cuz holy yeah I was gonna draw a full art as a joke but the wrist pain is winning ) But uhh, hehe,, *blushes and looks away, tail tucked between my legs* so... My birthday is comin soon,, was wonderin,, throne.com/dessires If you could uhmm,, *hides face with paws*
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Valley, of Sunshine @valesti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a glasses cleaning cloth that I feel obligated to buy
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new kind of pillow fight! So innovative! This little comic was a lovely surprise from @sleepufox.bsky.social!
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Toya, Cursed Prince of House Greymont @toya.moo.tf · 23/09/2026
I Am stinky
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again thinking about sending deserving dumb babies to...
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🩸✨Lord Lucian✨🩸 @vampbirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You feel that cool, gentle fabric falling onto you? So soft and silky smooth yet so 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙮 A weighted blanket pinning you to the plush bed Its so easy to let your limbs 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙠 back When you 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚 in and out You feel it pulling you 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙧 Caught in a net of silk. Inescapable. 𝘿𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝘿𝙤𝙬𝙣.
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An absolutely magical combination of words: "Why can't I stop pushing?" #FillEm #Diapers #ABDL
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🌦 Uncondessionally [ Dess ] @uncondessionally.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watch out if they 👥 use these IDK = I'll Diaper Kiddos STFU = Sag Then Fill Up GTFO = Get The Fluffier Ones IDC = Impending Diaper Change WTF = Wetter Than Fish LMAO = Let's Mess and Overflow LOL = Lot's of Leaking TTYL = Tape The Young'n Later BRB = Big Rump Baby Report to me if anyone spotted! 🫵
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cast YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT DIAPERS NOW! 🪄✨ #Diapers #ABDL
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Elly, the MooiestMooKau @mookau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leaning and looming, the Diaper-Dragon awaits its new host. don't you just want to crawl inside~? A flat-color commission and my very first time drawing a Diapercritter for @sissyscant.bsky.social 💞 #abdl #abdlart #diaperart #babyfur #diapercritter
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Drake the Sheep @drakedasheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So instead of be gay, do crimes, it's now "be baby, fill dispers, dethrone god"
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friends in the United States, don't forget to check and make sure you're properly registered to vote! "But all the options suck." I don't care if you feel that way. Vote for the options are the least awful. Vote against the worst options, even when alternatives are far from perfect.
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoa, I didn't see you there! For how long have you been watching?! This picture was a lovely surprise by @impliedflicker.bsky.social!
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, I'm DTF. Down To Flaunt my big, soggy diapers #Diapers #ABDL
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CassidyFops@BFC @cassidyfops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My butt was made for stupidly big diapees >///////<
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☀️ Jakey 🦊 @jakeythefox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey everyone! So someone I really care about is in a precarious position and risks losing their job tomorrow if they can't find transportation to work! If anyone can help out or chip in for an Uber maybe, whatever goes into my Ko-Fi, I'll make sure goes to him! ko-fi.com/jakeythefox
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhhh, tonight's a great night to wear undies. ✨ #Undies
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Adding "INCONTINENT, WEARS DIAPERS" to your dating profile as an attractive upside~ #ABDL #Diapers
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Yipes my diaps @yipesmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Star @babystar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I found this thing just randomly on the carpet this morning. No idea where it came from.... Huh? I dont remember my jeans being this loose, when'd they get so baggy.. ....Buh?
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Harpo, leader of the Poof Bandits ➡️ MFF @harpofluff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is what Gimble considers my essence. I can't say I disagree. Fluff. Art by Gimble! @gimble.bsky.social
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