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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov

@haroldh.bsky.social
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I come from a long line of the quiet and the angry. You won’t see me coming, but you’ll feel what I leave behind.

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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
A man exiled, starving, and hallucinating on an empty island wrote about monsters and fire raining from heaven. Two thousand years later, we called it prophecy instead of trauma. Revelation hits different when you think about that.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Turns out the cavalry was us all along and we’re late for formation.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Every time we waited for someone else to stop him, he got stronger. This time, it’s on us.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Feeding the rich is an art form. Feeding children is “too expensive.”
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The children go without bread, but the king has shrimp that never warms.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We once looked to technology to save the world. Now the people who built it are designing escape pods instead.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We built an economy that rewards the people most responsible for the fire and then sells us bottled air as they fly away from the smoke.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Please, by all means, let the identity thieves handle my utilities. They seem more organized than I am.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thanksgiving Hunger Games: sponsored by rollback prices.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bold of Walmart to combine cardio and community outreach.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Apparently America was more “ready” for a narcissist with a God complex than a woman with a résumé.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The GOP’s idea of healthcare reform is letting the poor die faster to save money.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The goal was never to replace the ACA. The goal was to return those tax breaks to the donors who bought the outrage.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
They screamed about freedom when asked to wear a mask to save lives during covid, but now wear one to hide their faces while taking them.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Funny how the same folks who “couldn’t breathe” in a paper mask during COVID have no problem hiding behind tactical ones now. Courage sure is conditional.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Even a necessary war leaves scars that history tries to forget. Sassoon’s words remind us that courage and trauma often share the same trench.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We just assume you’re lonely up there with all that decency and functioning infrastructure.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Because Americans think everyone’s just waiting for an invitation to the chaos buffet.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
You are the Saint of Tech Support and DoorDash Miracles.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
There’s a difference between cheering a death and cheering the end of the damage that person caused.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It says a lot about the times when the thought of relief feels more patriotic than grief.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That’s not a cat. That’s a kitchen surveillance officer waiting for crumbs to fall.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Imagine needing an atheist to remind you that your prophet wasn’t running a hedge fund.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nothing says “Christian values” like ignoring everything Christ actually said.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hunger should never be a policy choice. Yet here we are, watching wealth climb while stomachs stay empty. #RemoveTrump
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
There is always money for tax breaks, weapons, and prison walls. When it comes to feeding people, the well somehow runs dry. That is not coincidence. It is design.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
There is always money for tax breaks, weapons, and prison walls. When it comes to feeding people, the well somehow runs dry. That is not coincidence. It is design.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It’s like watching a hostage fall in love with the ransom note. The American Dream: brought to you by payday loans and a guy selling steaks out of a mall kiosk.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
He’s just out here rustling leaves and stealing hearts. Plot twist: he’s late for brunch with the squirrels. Nobody likes a tardy deer.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
To be fair, time zones are hard when you live in your own reality.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This isn’t a nap. It’s a soft reboot. Unfortunately, the software’s still from 1953.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Knowing where you’re from doesn’t mean guilt. It means honesty. And maybe a little humility wouldn’t hurt either.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Knowing where you’re from doesn’t mean guilt. It means honesty. And maybe a little humility wouldn’t hurt either.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Ah yes, the classic American compromise: your children eat if we can gut Medicare. Who writes this stuff, Dickens?
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
From workhouses to school lunch shaming, we’ve updated the setting but not the story. Hunger is the villain we keep voting to keep. The real question is: how long do we let the story stay the same? We’re the ones who can write a different ending.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This quote aged like fine truth. Censorship is cowardice wearing patriotism as a mask.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
All hail Tavish, Supreme Chancellor of Cardboard and Curator of Cat Wisdom. 📦📚🐾
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Proud Veteran @roghair.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Such irony that the anti-mask crowd now works for ICE and they won’t go out in public without a mask. The dog caught the car. The crazies are in charge. So insulting to the millions of us who served and upheld what this country was built on
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The same folks who threw tantrums over masks in Target are now hiding behind them while enforcing policies that mock the Constitution. The “don’t tread on me” party is the one doing the treading. On rights, families, and on every value they pretended to stand for. The hypocrisy isn’t even subtle.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
“Go with your gut” is great advice for ordering tacos, not for landing planes at 30,000 feet. If this continues, I’d like a parachute with my carry-on. “Welcome aboard Flight 237. Today we’ll be ignoring all established safety protocols in favor of prayers and Sean Duffy’s wild hunch.”
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not shrinking to fit into a space I outgrew.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Funny how the ones warning about breadlines are always the ones handing out the empty baskets.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I wrote it :-)
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The arc of Kamala Harris’s career bends toward persistence. Every role she’s taken was about expanding what’s possible. Her next move won’t just be a return. It will be a reminder.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
DogMom "The highlight of our Saturdays, Maggie, Holly, and Wilma are beyond excited for their Dogis! They heard the sweet sound of the ice cream truck bell from a mile away and have been patiently waiting, tails wagging for their favorite treat and some love from our dear ice cream man."
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
They warned us this would happen if we legalized gay marriage...
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I respect different views, but there’s a big gap between disagreement and disinformation. If your goal isn’t to mislead on purpose, try searching outside the meme cycle. It helps.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Never forget: We the People hold the real power.
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Exactly. You want executive overreach? This is how you get it: create a fake crisis and drape it in fear. Then rewrite rules incrementally with no debate and little notice .
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Equal Parts Candle and Molotov @haroldh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The American Dream isn’t just fading. We’ve consciously written rules that keep it out of reach for most—and wide open for the wealthy few.
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