malware malewife @harmor.me · 10/09/2026seeing this shit on the canadian store page made me feel like i needed to lay down 110
malware malewife @harmor.me · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September (as if i can't make my september awful on my own) 000
malware malewife @harmor.me · 25/08/2026my experience of moving to canada from the US is basically this 010
malware malewife @harmor.me · 25/07/2026i've learned that since i discovered i have autism, everybody else in my family is privately like 161
malware malewife @harmor.me · 10/06/2026photos are tagged with this at the bottom of the info pane, but whatever exists in the metadata clearly isn't triggering detection systems yet. not great 000
malware malewife @harmor.me · 10/06/2026iOS 27 discovery: somewhat unsurprisingly, using the new photo extension and reframing tools on AI-generated images strips them of their C2PA credentials and allows you to evade synth ID 200
malware malewife @harmor.me · 23/05/2026yeah sure man. name your business after a mass shooting. why not 010
malware malewife @harmor.me · 02/04/2026i live in canada. why did they send my etsy order to jamaica 040
malware malewife @harmor.me · 02/04/2026it is 100%, without a single doubt in my mind, kermit gulag 0215
malware malewife @harmor.me · 10/03/2026you would not BELIEVE what has transpired in the past ten months 030
malware malewife @harmor.me · 26/01/2026@aalucid.me made this edit of me months ago and i can't stop thinking about it 020
malware malewife @harmor.me · 15/01/2026i refuse to believe that this show is about anything other than frotting 020
malware malewife @harmor.me · 23/12/2025in fairness, siri doesn’t really understand much of anything at all 020
malware malewife @harmor.me · 19/12/2025seriously. i’m pretty happy with it besides the annoying shimmer effect on the home screen icons 010
malware malewife @harmor.me · 16/11/2025why is my air purifier manufactured by a company called “leedarson” 120
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Me: i am not concerned about the north american beaver
Fetish Sommelier: :(
Me: [IUCN conservation status chart showing North American beaver rated "Least Concern"]
Fetish Sommelier: :)
Me: :)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xteg3p5nrlkmygow772tktpl/bafkreieqdofsk52wqpoibwpdsoiowsdlufymdc2j4vnnf3hjwrd3yl2bty)
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