Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 7h"It's a natural mistake." "No, it's NOT" "It is if you failed philosophy three times." (I loved that show.) 000
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 7hAlas, I can't find a gif for my favorite skit! The tag line, though, was: "I'm NOT mad! But I am *going* mad, so I can offer you a small discount." 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nice shadowed shot of the two girls coming to take care of the lawyer. #HorrorWatch 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What kind of man finds an ear in a box and yet *continues* to poke around in the desk? Do you think the next box will have money? Or is it more likely to have fingers? C'mon, dude! #HorrorWatch 270
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, on the one hand, the tongue-in-cheek makes you want to dismiss it, but then there'll be an odd look from one of the characters, and shivers will dance over your skin. #HorrorWatch 060
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lon Jr often played very gentle guys that were accidentally monsters. Just captured my young-horror-fan heart good and proper. #HorrorWatch 270
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh no - not the dreaded *Double-Duck Fit*! #HorrorWatch 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The modern equivalent of those "old fashioned cars" would be folks driving around in cars from the 1990s. :side-eyes the sharp decline in vehicle design: #HorrorWatch 170
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And there's baby Sid Haig - the enfante Captain Spaulding. #HorrorWatch 060
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oddly enough, that "now I get to sting you" is pretty shivery. I think the vaguely jokey tone of the movie surrounding it makes it a bit of a shock. #HorrorWatch 070
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hear peacocks in the neighborhood! (It may be low-budget, but at least there aren't monkeys in the background sounds - unlike some Dracula movie I could name.) #HorrorWatch 060
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I would like a little scooter-pickup truck to tootle around town on. #HorrorWatch 040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh, 1960s, you and your info-dump openings. They're so stupid, and this one is especially bad, given the weird camera angle. #HorrorWatch 040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've never gotten to see this (only stills from it), and I have to say, THIS is not what I expected for the opening titles. #HorrorWatch 160
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Starring Lon Chaney, Jr (of "The Wolfman" fame - my early childhood horror crush) and Sid Haig (yes, that Sid Haig, believe it or not.) #HorrorWatch 031
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 04/10/202615 minutes until "Spider Baby" creeps up on you with her enormous scissors! Make haste! #HorrorWatch 1040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Waiting at the Dr’s office for my husband- tv running ads, three people talking at the top of their lungs, woman on fucking speakerphone gossiping. I am holding on to my last nerve with every fingernail I possess and a well of endless rage bubbling below. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP AAAAAAAAAA #Misophonia 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So…I might have bought four copies of “Astarion” by @tkingfisher.com. One for the collection at work, and three for me - ebook for easy access, hardcover for a trophy, and the audiobook so I could hear Astarion snarking during my commute (it’s read by Astarion’s voice actor, @neilnewbon.bsky.social) 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have made it to the End Game of #BaldursGate3 - only the Netherbrain remains! So...do I fight the Big Boss, or do I start a new game? Decisions, decisions. 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m so excited about that adventure! And laughing hysterically at the thought of my Library’s Book Club ladies reading about Astarion’s adventures (there would be SO MUCH pearl-clutching. 🤣) 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Made a local bookstore run yesterday, & bought copies of "Tapeworm" by @apthayer.bsky.social, & "The Nudge" by @planetoffinks.bsky.social. They wouldn't let me buy my trophy copy of "Astarion" (street date is Tuesday; Give it to me NOW) :ignores pile of ARCS I'm supposed to read/review: #Booksky 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Crappy bots will never be able to hear a patron describe a book (badly) and figure out which title they mean. (My go-to example: They asked for "A thousand cups of tea". Three Cups of Tea? No. A Thousand White Women? No. "A Million Little Pieces." (Figuring it out? Still my proudest RA moment.) 040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sounds like you need to seek outside funding & show it anyway (maybe even closer to the election.) 130
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm afraid I'm a whole-hearted proponent of a Liberal Arts education, mostly because it taught me how to quickly absorb and make use of information from a myriad of sources. Also (see gif):static.klipy.comAdventure Time: Demon Cat's KnowledgeAlt: Adventure Time: Demon Cat's Knowledge - Demon Cat says "I have approximate knowledge of many things" 011
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The protagonist is a teacher who got caught in a homosexual dalliance* & has been sent away to the country to teach poetry to a 16 year old girl. He is *completely* out of his depth. (*set in the '60s, I believe) 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026...yessssss? Bit of both, maybe? Or maybe they're just run of the mill rich people? Hard to say from halfway-through. But the secrets are definitely deranged. 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026First time I saw it was when I was, oh, 10? On the late-night-monster-horror-chiller-theater. I remember fully leaning into the gaslighting plot and when the ending came I was SO CONFUSED and stomped around the house complaining about how it came out of NOWHERE. 🤣 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally got my hands on "With Blood Upon His Teeth" by Adam McOmber - this is a great spooky book, so far. Run-down castle, gibbering shadows, possible portals to Faerie (in the most uncanny way), murders, deranged family secrets, suspicious retainers, and a piercingly sweet queer romance. #BookSky 171
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No, it won't fix the depression. But I bet the hair-cutting scissors are telling you otherwise. Don't listen - they lie. Hair dye. That's what you need. Semi-permanent hair dye. Hard to mess up, but if you do, it'll wash out fairly quick. Plus - nice serotonin bump for at least a couple days. 110
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean, thank the gods I've always been contrary as fuck. (Odd to realize that the bullying at school effectively made me immune to criticism. Oh, no, you think I'm fat? :eats a piece of cake bigger than my head while making eye contact:) 010
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After crawling around the city chasing tyrants, vampires, & murder cults, I can safely say that the city of #BaldursGate is a shithole. 🤣 030
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My 18 year old exercising her free will to exclusively occupy the living room recliner. 070
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It kinda hurts, doesn't it? Ouch. Close by is the age of "where the hell did I put my special-thing-I-bought? I can't find it anywhere...oh look, it's in the kid's makeup bag/closet/backpack." My condolences. 030
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My cat absolutely has free will. She has freely chosen to spend most of the day in her cozy little cat bed, with infrequent sojourns to the windowsill or the Primo Spot on the couch, where I'm required to sit next to her whenever she squeaks at me. 2120
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mom makes weight comments, too. I realized that it stemmed from her still-mentally-stuck-in-war-rationing parents. I've mostly broken her of making comments (she doesn't say shit to the kids, thank gods), but "you've lost weight!" is still her go-to compliment. :sigh: 210
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love how this article's title implies it's a problem with THE KIDS and not with the behavior folks are no longer willing to put up with. 110
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which - does no one have hands with which to grasp the small, furry mammal? Ma'am. you have a cloak you could wrap it in to quite effectively disable it. I mean, you're still probably gonna die of rabies, *but*.... #HorrorWatch 120
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well. That was A Movie. I did not remember it being that bad, omg. I hope Lee & Troughton were well paid for the small amount of work they did in it. #HorrorWatch 070
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay, the shot of Dracula climbing down the side of the building was nice. Probably reversed footage, but the cape moved so oddly it was super-unsettling. #HorrorWatch 180
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Big Chris Lee pulling no punches, there. #HorrorWatch 070
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I really feel like they got the most from their high-tower background painting. #HorrorWatch 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like this Dracula is also a bit of a horndog. One may imagine the scene with Paul :bow chicka bow bow: #HorrorWatch 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I swear, this is less a vampire movie and more "Dear Penthouse Forum". #HorrorWatch 160
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The guy that plays Simon is one of the old detectives from "New Tricks"! Holy cow. #HorrorWatch 130
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This movie was made by someone who had never actually seen a vampire movie. Or read a vampire book. Or any folklore, come to that. #HorrorWatch 040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is that the Vampire version of "Viking Foreplay"? :snort: #HorrorWatch 040
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just in case you were wondering if the Horndog is a smooth lover, they threw in a little high-school-level fondling to make sure you knew the answer was noooooooo. #HorrorWatch 050
Harmonyfb @harmonyfb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Oh, Mr horndog, I'm all alone with nobody to murder my husband for me..." #HorrorWatch 030
