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Harmony Colangelo

@harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
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I was born with rust in my blood. Midwest trash who co-authored a Sleepaway Camp book at DieDieBooks and is the trans half of the wives from This Ends At Prom.

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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are two Misses inside of me and they both demand justice.
A photo of the roku search bar showing both Ms. 45 and Ms. Rachel are results.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to enjoy October. Why is going to be 100 degrees all week?
A sweaty pumpkin
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love odd and unnecessary merch. Like, why not slap the cast of High School Musical onto a ceiling fan?
A damaged box for a High School Musical ceiling fan.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just think Carol Kaye is really swell.
Legendary session musician Carol Kaye playing bass in an awesome animal print outfit with groovy, little doodles around her.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you tell me your favorite restaurant is a little hole in the wall, it better hit like this.
A screenshot from the first Castlevania on the NES featuring wall chicken.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The art for this Beach Boys compilation is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Just being hunky, extreme beach men that they never otherwise were.
The illustrated art to a late 80s Time Life compilation for the Beach Boys' music between 1962 and 1967.The alternate illistrated art to a late 80s Time Life compilation for the Beach Boys' music between 1962 and 1967
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why yes, I did spend $10 on a famously bad, out of print Beach Boys record from the late 80s just because it is the only release for "Make It Big," the opening theme to TROOP BEVERLY HILLS.
A copy of the Beach Boys' Still Crusin' on vinyl
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am sweating like Anthony Perkins in Crimes of Passion today.
Anthony Perkins in Crimes of Passion
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need less. I don't need to see every blade of grass in Hyrule field, each thread woven into Link's clothes, or a downpour of 10 million raindrops making everything look slimy with how overly wet it is. I have never wanted this many frames per second, 4K fidelity, or the glut of technology.
A still of Link in the rain from the Ocarina of Time remake trailer.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A weird occurrence is realizing at what point I pass people that I have spent my whole life thinking of as "old," but every once in a while they sneak on you. Like, what do you mean I am currently 5 years older than Jim Croce when he died?
Singer Jim Croce sitting on a guitar case
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you were wondering if I enjoyed my time watching 14-year-old Brooke Shields in THE BLUE LAGOON, I did not.
A screen shot of a text conversation about despising a still from the Blue Lagoon
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"I miss Tim Curry." I say as I reflect on his time as an evil hotdog.
An evil hotdog from Regular Show voiced by Tim Curry.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The scope of her life is full of so much as a 60+ year entertainer but she went beyond what was ever asked of her. She put her money where her values were and that is the most important thing. Help those who need it most. RIP Dolly.
A portrait of Dolly Parton in black and white
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Editing this week's episode of TEAP has me wondering what the largest discrepancy is between Rotten Tomatoes and Letterboxd scores, especially since the latter has the benefit of retrospection. Surely there must be a wider gap between Uptown Girls' 14% and 4.0 ratings but that is a doozy.
The Rotten Tomatoes scores Uptown Girls (2003) with critic rating of 14%

RT is a stupid, broken system and should not be treated seriously.The Letterboxd score for Uptown Girls (2003) with a user score of 4.0

Letterboxd is a stupid, broken system in a different way from RT and should also not be treated seriously
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The bruise in question is quite vibrant today.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
New profile picture by the amazing @akronboudoir.bsky.social
New profile picture for Harmony Colangelo
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I forget that most people aren't a clumsy giant who works a job (bartender) where large bruises are pretty routine. Anyway, I had to fill out paperwork assuring the people at the clinic that I do feel safe at home.
Thomas Lennon in Reno 911 with the text "I'm just new bruise goofin'."
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It amazes me that a shot like this exists in a multi-cam sitcom. You couldn't get this many extras in a $200 million movie now.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He's on the move!
Jimothy in Roku City
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I spend a good amount of time thinking about the top comment from this upload of the 1992 Chevy truck commercial featuring "Like A Rock" by Bob Segar. "Don't even feel like the same country anymore"
A screen shot of the 1992 Chevrolet truck commercial featuring Bob Segar's "Like A Rock" on YouTube with a commercial that reads "Don't even feel like the same country anymore"
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Look at that spread. That's good eatin'.
A film on Letterboxd with 80 Members, 13 reviews, and appearing on 85 lists
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wouldn't know where to even start.
Maggie Cheung on a motorcycle while making Heroic Trio
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Someone, as an egg, with the speech bubble reading "One day I am going to grow up to be so annoying and it will be a beautiful thing. Live for joy."
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They put Jimothy in Roku City!
A still from the Roku City screensaver with a silhouette of Jimothy the raccoon.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anyone looking for updates on @bjcolangelo.bsky.social's mouth today is that it looks like Poopies'.
Poppies from Jackass: Best and Last getting lip fillers
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No one can stop you from replacing Mr. Melancholy with the porn parody version of Spongebob at 3 in the morning if you want.
The shot from I Saw The TV Glow on the football field but the angry moon has been replaced with the lead from the Spongeknob Squarenuts adult parody.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I can see it in 90s Chevy slow mo.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The werewolf "I Voted" designed by a 12 year old
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I am getting conflicting information...
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowskis
Klaus Nomi in black and white, wearing sunglasses
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
John Woo did not almost blow up Chow Yun-fat with real dynamite so you could sit here and tell me AI is inevitable.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think Dunn aged into his features really well by the time of the 3rd movie. As of now? Silver fox Knox is too obvious for a reason.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Episode 8 of Widow's Bay is better than at least 8 movies in the Halloween series.
Patricia with a shotgun in episode 8 of Widow's Bay.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to all of my real dads.
Hank Hill from King of the HillDr. Cox from ScrubsBurt Gummer from the Tremors seriesTom Campbell from Haha, You Clowns
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I am once again thinking about how awesome Cameo is.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My man!
Pavarotti, sitting arms crossed, with a liquor bottle on his head
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A key factor of the Drew Carey Show's humor is that Drew is regarded as really fat. In the city of Cleveland. He is built like this.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
Bobby Hill laying on the couch
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"No, Flamer is cooler."
Hank Hill, wearing his Flamer bowling shirt, entering his Flamer nickname into the bowling alley scoreboard.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Steve Buscemi in BIG DADDY with text that reads "if you don't like Alanna Ubach why don't you get the hell out"
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me to my wife, whom I love:
Carol Channing making a cameo in the season 2 finale of the Drew Carey Show, screaming "Move your corn-fed, Midwestern lard ass, farm boy" out of a car
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Why must food cost money?
Richard Simmons chained to a large fork in the sky
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Drumline isn't a comedy but it does have this moment.
Nick Cannon on the 2002 film Drumline with captions that read "I don't have a whole bunch of kids runnin' around."
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
From a crusty flip phone in 2009. Layers upon layers clothes from a thrift store in Minnesota, stickly thin, and this was from the very very short period where I thought it looked better to straighten my hair. She was so young and so old.
A Woman in too many business casual type layers standing in a hallway in 2009
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ads used to be fun.
An ad from an old magazine for "THE BEST IN CUM and other sperm-drenched color films"
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Mr Krabs, naked with Plankton shouting "Good grief, he's naked!"
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I hope everyone had a lovely moth hair day.
"Squeaking Silkmoth (Rhodinia fugax) The cutest moth I've ever seen"
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You will never see more sparkle and joy in my eyes unless I am talking about my wife.
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It took 6 years, but we finally wrapped up the High School Musical trilogy. It is such an ambition production that is still wildly fun (and gay) to sit down for even in my 30s. Also, I love hearing all of these stories about the boat load of HSM merch out there. Y'all are so funny!
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok but Damnation is also REALLY awesome?
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