Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There are two Misses inside of me and they both demand justice. 19119
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just want to enjoy October. Why is going to be 100 degrees all week? 2151
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love odd and unnecessary merch. Like, why not slap the cast of High School Musical onto a ceiling fan? 1171
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just think Carol Kaye is really swell. 81156
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When you tell me your favorite restaurant is a little hole in the wall, it better hit like this. 325162
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The art for this Beach Boys compilation is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Just being hunky, extreme beach men that they never otherwise were. 2171
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why yes, I did spend $10 on a famously bad, out of print Beach Boys record from the late 80s just because it is the only release for "Make It Big," the opening theme to TROOP BEVERLY HILLS. 2180
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am sweating like Anthony Perkins in Crimes of Passion today. 1120
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I need less. I don't need to see every blade of grass in Hyrule field, each thread woven into Link's clothes, or a downpour of 10 million raindrops making everything look slimy with how overly wet it is. I have never wanted this many frames per second, 4K fidelity, or the glut of technology. 1142
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A weird occurrence is realizing at what point I pass people that I have spent my whole life thinking of as "old," but every once in a while they sneak on you. Like, what do you mean I am currently 5 years older than Jim Croce when he died? 1200
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you were wondering if I enjoyed my time watching 14-year-old Brooke Shields in THE BLUE LAGOON, I did not. 1140
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"I miss Tim Curry." I say as I reflect on his time as an evil hotdog. 654587
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The scope of her life is full of so much as a 60+ year entertainer but she went beyond what was ever asked of her. She put her money where her values were and that is the most important thing. Help those who need it most. RIP Dolly. 0232
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Editing this week's episode of TEAP has me wondering what the largest discrepancy is between Rotten Tomatoes and Letterboxd scores, especially since the latter has the benefit of retrospection. Surely there must be a wider gap between Uptown Girls' 14% and 4.0 ratings but that is a doozy. 1150
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The bruise in question is quite vibrant today. 280
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026New profile picture by the amazing @akronboudoir.bsky.social 3561
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I forget that most people aren't a clumsy giant who works a job (bartender) where large bruises are pretty routine. Anyway, I had to fill out paperwork assuring the people at the clinic that I do feel safe at home. 2380
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It amazes me that a shot like this exists in a multi-cam sitcom. You couldn't get this many extras in a $200 million movie now. 27112
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I spend a good amount of time thinking about the top comment from this upload of the 1992 Chevy truck commercial featuring "Like A Rock" by Bob Segar. "Don't even feel like the same country anymore" 0141
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Look at that spread. That's good eatin'. 0110
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Anyone looking for updates on @bjcolangelo.bsky.social's mouth today is that it looks like Poopies'. 1281
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026No one can stop you from replacing Mr. Melancholy with the porn parody version of Spongebob at 3 in the morning if you want. 3281
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I am getting conflicting information... 0120
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowskis 1325
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026John Woo did not almost blow up Chow Yun-fat with real dynamite so you could sit here and tell me AI is inevitable. 010029
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I think Dunn aged into his features really well by the time of the 3rd movie. As of now? Silver fox Knox is too obvious for a reason. 120
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Episode 8 of Widow's Bay is better than at least 8 movies in the Halloween series. 410011
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father's Day to all of my real dads. 1204
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I am once again thinking about how awesome Cameo is. 3150
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026A key factor of the Drew Carey Show's humor is that Drew is regarded as really fat. In the city of Cleveland. He is built like this. 2210
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun 512426
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Drumline isn't a comedy but it does have this moment. 0191
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026From a crusty flip phone in 2009. Layers upon layers clothes from a thrift store in Minnesota, stickly thin, and this was from the very very short period where I thought it looked better to straighten my hair. She was so young and so old. 0320
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I hope everyone had a lovely moth hair day. 1220
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You will never see more sparkle and joy in my eyes unless I am talking about my wife. 3120
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It took 6 years, but we finally wrapped up the High School Musical trilogy. It is such an ambition production that is still wildly fun (and gay) to sit down for even in my 30s. Also, I love hearing all of these stories about the boat load of HSM merch out there. Y'all are so funny! 080
Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Ok but Damnation is also REALLY awesome? 110