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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A reminder. Over the last three seasons, Richarlison has a Premier League goal around every 180 minutes. He's not the future, but at the same time, Spurs can't buy a goal. Only Spurs.

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Josh @thejoshbaker.blue · 05/09/2026

Trying to remember the last time this sort of toxic crashout by fans happened to a white player at Spurs.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Surely it's only fair that they get a Swiss singer called Dionne Celin. #Eurovision

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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How it started how it’s going.

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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Any word yet from this standard-bearer for football’s high moral code?

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Roberto De Zerbi to Unai Emery, pre-match. "Let us win tonight, or we'll send Johan back." Maybe. 😂 #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

should have been Luis Diaz. bloke was incredible. what were Liverpool thinking?

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Johan Lange. you chose these players. you chose Thomas Frank. this is all your doing. if I were you, I'd be claiming it was deliberate sabotage from now on. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I know I've said this before, but it's definitely unfair that every other team gets to play twice against Tottenham and we don't. 😂😂😂

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Tottenham Hotspur are 17th in the League and have just appointed Roberto De Zerbi. I do not like this move. Tottenham Hotspur could be 7th in the League and I would not like them appointing De Zerbi. Nothing to do with Greenwood though - it's completely down to De Zerbi's known volatility. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I am 47 years old. I have never bought a Spurs shirt with a player's name on the back - and never even come close. Until today. Richarlison - the honour is yours. What a fighter. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Want to know something scary? Thomas Frank was sacked less than a month ago. Seriously. I’m not kidding. My brain feels like it happened about three months ago, but incredibly, it wasn’t even four weeks ago. Talk about Spurs PTSD. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I once missed my plane by a few minutes, only for airport staff to call the pilot and tell them to come back for me and my wife. Watching the plane turn around on its way to the runway and taxi back to actually pick us up like they were actually a taxi? Doesn't get more surreal than that.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

That second Bodø goal was class. Made it look easy.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Lots of discussion amongst Spurs fans after seeing Ange's interview drop this morning, but the key dilemma is this. Spurs need to decide what kind of club they are. Are they a very rich behemoth, or are they a very rich Bournemouth. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

How long until he blames it on Son for wanting to leave? #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Managed to snag two tickets to see Pulp in Berlin. 15 year old me is thrilled. #BucketList

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Kenneth Walker III is 25? he looks older than Jerry Rice!

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

You know things are bad when all you can do is hope that Spurs can once again give another competent 7/10 performance for 90% of the game. Frank was employed so that last night's performance should be our baseline, and definitely not one of our better performances.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Leonard Taylor with the best save of the football season. A fingertip save to push it past the post. #NFLPlayoffs

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I must be the only Spurs fan who's not irate with that lineup. 3421 when defending. 3241 when attacking. the issue is how much attacking intent we show. if we show lots, I think we'll win. if we don't... #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

you know the Pope is watching this. Good. Better. Best.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Ice commits an act of domestic terrorism against ICE. It's funny 🤣

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

interesting that he forgot to say how great the manager is...

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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version) Goal. Frank incensed. Mirth.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Matt Holland is an underrated co-commentator. if he didn't sound so much like Andy Townsend, I'm sure he'd be more well-known.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

first there were links that Palace want Johnson. a few days later... there are links that Glasner won't extend. question is...were they unrelated, or cause and effect. 😂

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

There are plenty of reasons to get rid of Thomas Frank, but unless there's a plan in place (and I very much doubt there is), sacking him now without a plan would be even worse than keeping him. In short, work on a plan. #COYS

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

To anyone actually paying attention, this has been blindingly obvious. But yeah, all I hear is... "STOP THE BOATS!" #LittleBritain

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

the only reason to leave Bayern is that there's better weather in Barcelona. otherwise, he's got an incredible life that he's almost certainly not throwing away for Manchester or London.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

"Nobody is allowed to be a diva... ...except me" Thomas Tuchel, maybe.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

There is nothing in life quite like football. Troy Parrott - take a bow son. What an incredible game of football.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Maybe it's just me, but I thought 'Celebrity Traitors' was pretty poor and was only somewhat redeemed by the ending. These people might be famous for the things they have chosen to do, but I wouldn't trust many of them to tie their own shoelaces. Absolutely clueless.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I've actually bought the DVD twice. but I still haven't seen The Shawshank Redemption.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Suits me. He has always needed a defensive presence next to him, and now we have one in Palhinha we're seeing him play similarly to how he did with Hojbjerg.

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

As a huge fan of Ange Postecoglou, let me be the first to start the following campaign now that he's become manager of Nottingham Forest. Bring Brennan Back. A simple swap between him and Morgan Gibbs-White and it'll happen. #BringBrennanBack

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The Harlow Globetrotter @harlowglobetrotter.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I don't even really blame him. But you have to recognise that it's happened too many times to be a coincidence. It's who we are, mate. #COYS

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