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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games

@hardyroachgames.bsky.social
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Writer/etc. Was part of the BAFTA-winning Vampire Survivors team. Worked for Rowan Rook and Decard, UFO Press, Weird Age Games, Cubicle7, Goonhammer.com, kickstarter.com/projects/hardyroachgames/il-fantasma-del-giallo-an-rpg-of-violence-and-identity

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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something borked here I think! I had this happen myself on an announcement thread a while back.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Games most influential on me. Really hard to boil it down to 9, tbh.
9 games that influenced me: Fallout New Vegas, Resident Evil 4, Pathologic, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, World of Warcraft, Vangers: One for the Road, Return of the Obra Dinn, Mouthwashing, Disco Elysium
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Irish warlord for my Saga Warband, ready for an event tomorrow.
Irish warlord miniature for wargamingDitto
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm the same, a very selective appreciator of dogs. May I offer for your judgement: this puppy that helps sway Christian Bale against the emotionless dystopia in Equilibrium (2002).
Christian Bale holds an extremely cute puppy.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol, guess I won't be getting a Steam Frame anytime soon.
Steam Frame price page. £900 for the 256GB kit, £1100 for the 1TB kit.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alrighty, head is going firmly in the sand. It's either this or top myself, so this it's gonna be.
Mute list of AI related words
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good fun!
Letterboxed entry for Coyote vs. Acme. 3.5/5 stars.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It will also help Lula the Cat -- kitty blackmail.
Lula the cat, covering her eye with her arm
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's just this guy, y'know?
lil hedgehog guy with arms/hands instead of spines.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
With thanks to @carlydraws.bsky.social
She touch the bun (sistine chapel connotation)
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On the other hand, I can think of tons of cool ways to do a fantasy handgonne -- would be very cool to make it essentially a halberd with a free crossbow shot every battle!
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She look at bunShe sniff at bunShe touch bun
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Have barely painted in almost a year, so getting back on the horse with an irish slinger.
28mm miniature of an dark ages irish slinger. His tunic is green and he has light brown hair.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm a cat cultist. My cat is my fickle and uncaring ancient entity to whom I leave tribute.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Up the union, shun the blackleg
Me, wearing my iwgb game workers union short with a leather bomber jacket
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fanart of the protectron "Fisto" from Fallout New Vegas. The text says "please assume the position"
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got a new happy friend for the plush collection!
Plush of Curly from the game MouthwashingHis label looks like his ingame id cardHe comes with a little plush bottle of mouthwash and piece of cake
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Love that there's actual art released for this comic and people are still making gross ai genned headers/thumbnails where scully looks like any given bit of ai genned anime smut, and the details are garbage.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Like, come on man.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gonna be honest more people of all political persuasions should keep this bit in mind. Especially when reading texts that use archaic or loaded language, its way too easy to immediately write its meaning in your head. We all do it.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That is one of the things its trying to say, but friend, there's a bit where it shows the rapidly expanding family tree of an idiotic couple
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To answer the question you posted genuinely: common font and layout for ai flyers, and ai flyers almost always have those little icons next to each point, and the ticks checklist at the bottom. That's what made me unsure.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I would probably have got several more in the last couple of years if it weren't for cash, lol. Just got this one while on honeymoon because tats are super cheap in japan (like everything is for tourists with strong currencies). It was like £70. (Its my cat)
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now watching, because for some reason my brain decided sleep was a petty indulgence.
Poster for Sullivan's Travels
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Might do it as a short zine type thing when I have more time. Got too many longform projects in my head as it is. In the meantime, go watch Thief (1981), it's really good and really socialist. And James Caan's wardrobe is *chefs kiss*.
James Caan in Thief. He's holding a custom M1911 pistol. He's wearing a grey pinstriped suit, with a white open collar shirt. He's wearing a square faced gold watch (I'm not a watch guy, I dunno man).Frank (Caan) at a diner with his love interest. He's wearing a dark grey leather jacket, jeans, and a low-cut burgundy collared shirt. He's wearing some kind of tan lace-up shoes. And in this shot, a black blazer with a blue t-shirt. Frank operating a safe drill. He's wearing a light blue workman's one-sie, and has cool black goggles on, the kind that fit like round glasses but with a rubber guard around the edge to protect the sides, coming out to a point at the temple.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The mobster who exploits Frank for his labor continually lies to him, while also trying to ensure that everything good in Frank's life is from his gracious charity. Then, of course, he uses those things as leverage against him. Like any boss, he's your friend until you stand up for yourself.
Frank, close-up shot. He's in a bar with the mobster, Leo. He asks "I got a boy?" He has his hand gratefully on Leo's shoulder (though this is currently off-screen, you can only see his arm).Leo, close-up, you can see Frank's hand on his shoulder. He says "Yeah! You got a boy. Get outta here." Leo leaning over Frank, POV shot, Leo is (literally and metaphorically) upside-down. He says "Your kid's mine because I bought it."Same shot as last. Leo says "You got him on loan. He is leased. You are renting him."
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Frank is (ironically) constantly having *his* pocket pinched - by the mob, the cops, whoever thinks they can get a taste. His insistence on working for himself, and refusal to "reinvest" his end in mob enterprises, makes him a threat. He's got no interest in "how things are done".
Frank being "interviewed" (beaten and threatened) by the cops. Close up on the actor's (James Caan) face. He asks them "did it ever occur to you...""...to try to work for a living?"Frank (James Caan) is in a wood panelled room, the shot encompasses him from the stomach up. He has his finger up in a reprimanding fashion. He says "I can see my money is still in your pocket...""...which is from the yield of my labor."
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rather than shiny suits and flashy tech, it's grubby machine shops and well-worn power tools. Frank, the protag, walks into the vault room with a tool belt and sensible work clothes. His equipment is jury-rigged for purpose, he approaches scores with the pragmatic expertise of a good contractor.
Frank (James Caan), the protag of Thief (1981). He's in a fancy vault room, there's marbled decor and a chandelier. He's dressed in basic work clothes - sturdy trousers and a long sleeved shirt. He has a toolbelt crammed with stuff around his waist.Frank (Caan) ignites a thermite rod thing with a welding torch.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alternative, cuntier option.
Gee Laurence, how come your mum lets you hold TWO BAFTAs?

Me in a tuxedo at the videogame BAFTA awards afterparty, holding the two BAFTAs vamp survivors won that year.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
Me, looking like a dorky little twink. I'm wearing a green joker t-shirt. Unbearable. Awful. Good eyebrows though, as ever. All natural baby.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
...😅 Uh, nothing personal @justinkey.bsky.social!
Justin C Key, the author of the short story The Aesthete, liking my post criticising the hell out of The Aesthete.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Been reading Out There Screaming, which is a collection of horror stories by various black authors. I thought I'd update a thread as I read with ratings and thoughts.
Book cover for Out There Screaming, a collection of short stories edited by Jordan Peele. The cover is like the necronomicon from Evil Dead but made out of foil.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Been a busy week for films. And I didn't even include the various rifftrax riffed films I watched this week.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Appropos of nothing, I just ordered these stickers to...enhance the efforts of some local businesses.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Definitely a bold choice to have your ai slop in the header. I guess it speeds up the process of me blocking you, so efficient in some sense.
Bluesky profile for the game Bigfoot vs Scots, which uses ai generated art and logos
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Based on the extreme slop vibes of some of their other shirts, and the style of the copy, would be extremely surprised if the design wasn't AI
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*sigh of relief*
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The renders!
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well shit. I started off a test 3d print for some kickstarter models and the printer's lcd screen completely died. Gonna have to order a new screen, so won't be able to print the test models for the final kickstarter update. Sucks!
3d printer screen, its supposed to be showing the elegoo logo. It decidely isn't.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh hey, I was on the podcast of Ancient Robot Games (Edinburgh). Check it out, and check them out! @ancientrobotgames.bsky.social linktr.ee/AncientRobot...
Promo image for ancient robot podcast, including two bits of Il Fantasma del Giallo art - the killer stabbing a man in the chest, and the crook punching the Inquisitor
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Also if we're talking art in general, probs the biggest one is Vangers: One for the Road. It's so joyfully and deliberately inscrutable. It remains the only licensed property that I truly want to write a licensed TTRPG for. The chances are slim, but maybe someday I will!
Game ui. There's a big caterpillar guy peeking out from a series of holes in a weird dirt hive thing. Some of the holes are closed by shutters. He's saying "You know how it happens - yesterday you're a dapper little caterpillar without trouble, and now you get in your mechos and go up, ugh, from our warm up there - to plow the roads on Forstral, scaring the next man and dropping into ditches"Screenshot from Vangers. Top down car combat in a strange alien environment
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Empire of Light, by Rene Magritte. I'm honestly not entirely sure why. I think its the subtly of the surrealism. Magritte's work doesn't have the bombast of Dali, but it makes a more interesting point to me - the falsity and construct of images. The contrast between reality and artifice.
Magritte's Empire of Light. A house in a copse of trees, swathed in darkness, with a single lamppost illuminating. The sky above is bright blue, with clouds.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
At the Tate in London there was (is) a section called the Rothko Room. Rothkos lines the walls. It's maybe the most palpably intense energy I've ever felt in a room. It almost hurt to be in there. It was amazing.
Gallery room with Mark Rothko paintings on every wall
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In some ways my mother is very unique, and in other ways she's just intensely Ya Mam.
My mother comments on my new kickstarter post with "exciting news - keep up the good work!!"

I answer, "uh, thanks mum"
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Il Fantasma del Giallo is half-way through its 28 day funding campaign, and it's over 150% funded! To celebrate, I've whipped together a reveal for the book cover:
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rebased some 15mm soviets for Chain of Command while something cool was busy rendering.
A miniature soviet rifle platoon in 15mm scale. Two rifle sections, an lmg section, officers, sniper team, three types of gun (antitank, high explosive, hybrid), an hmg team, a commissar, and a flamethrower team.
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Laurence Bianchi-Phillips - Hardy Roach Games @hardyroachgames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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