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Absolutely Fucking Not

@hardnoandcringe.bsky.social
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Proposal: Tech bros should surrender their assets to those with more chill and taste

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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 9h
not "crazy" but "horseshit"
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 21h
Hi! It looks like you're trying to watch telly
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Clippy Microsoft Office Assistant
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's finally happening
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Matthew McConaughey Crying in Interstellar
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
highly accepted
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Superman's Frustrated Scream
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trust me, I cut off Shatner having humankind's truest experience since the cave paintings to spray randoms with fizzy wine, which is basically what it says in the dictionary under "judgement"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love this
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
or you could stick it up your cock hole?
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No Peter jfc. It goes "if you're evil, get in the sea". The end
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Absolutely Fucking Not @hardnoandcringe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
finally the parkless park
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