monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1hI don’t understand why Detroit changed goalies, the first guy was doing such a good job. 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1hDon't pull the Detroit goalie I think he's doing a great job 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1hThe Kraken have been successful on 40% of their shots 💀 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 2hI see we're back to "I'm gonna Muckleshoot myself" 000
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026women desperately seeking a fucking break in your area 015935
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3361741523
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 21h*vague spoilers* The idea of someone doing to me what that one character did to Kai just has me so mad on his behalf I would have burned everything down and not rebuilt SHIT 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 22hI finished this book and it was pretty good and enjoyable but man I don't know how I feel about the ending. Like it wasn't *bad* per se but I don't know if I like it. 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A girl came in after me and added 3x the weight I added for hip thrust and honestly she's my motivation to finish all my leg day sets 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have the weight of a small to average adult loaded right now 🥰 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love the smith machine, I can successfully do hip thrusts moving more weight than I could ever hope to actually lift and it's only possible thanks to the Smith machine 110
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Vote blue no matter who" does not and should not apply to transphobic politicians or anyone who is willing to throw a marginalized group under the bus to gain exactly 0 Republican votes. 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So my library labeled Hollywood, Ending by John Green as a romance and I'm cackling because nobody promoted the book that way but some poor soul is gonna think it is as they read a good book that is literary fiction to the core. 020
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃cydney 🕷️ @cydneyjt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY 119453
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃finn | not jack torrance 🪓 @n0tyourdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026happy international lesbian day!! let's go lesbians!!static.klipy.comBilly Eichner: Let's Go, Lesbians!Alt: Billy Eichner: Let's Go, Lesbians! 0204
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Congrats to my favorite aesthetic / theme in all of Tampa Bay sports (Lightning are a close second) 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm gonna be in Tampa in a couple of weeks and it'll be so fucking sick if the Rays are still in the MLB playoffs then. 110
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why does he remind me of the killer from Too Many Cooks 000
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 07/10/2026pets do in fact pay rent, you just collect it by kissing their little heads 1677
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, and the Bears, which also tracks. 010
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you had told me last year that the only teams not making me sad are the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Tampa Bay Lightning, I would...absolutely believe you. I'd be like "yeah, that tracks, this does nothing to prove you're from the future. Give me lottery numbers or something". 110
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kraken PLEASE my week has been bad enough, making it worse wasn't necessary. 210
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are two types of people: people who were curled up in their tub and crying like a baby after hearing Orbiter and Dan back to back, and people who have never listened to Orbiter and Dan back to back 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Noah Kahan dropped a new single for SOTR when I never recovered from "Orbiter" and "Dan" being next to each other on his newest album. 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does anybody else hear circus music playing or I am the only one trapped in a clown show. 000
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!! 021
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now he ESPECIALLY earned a goalie goal since the Flames keep RUDELY stealing Joey's shutout 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh NOW the refs decide to do their job and actually call penalties, I guess they were on their phone 3 minutes earlier 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 Come on Flames, you can surely pull the goalie this time and give Joey his opportunity, he's earned a goalie goal 110
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the Kraken should only play the Flames for the remainder of the season. 020
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️the Raiders do the funniest thing possible and become the last remaining undefeated team in the AFC 🕯️🕯️🕯️ 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have no undefeated teams left in either of the sports I watch 😔 add this to the list of reasons why I hate Boston sports teams. 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I'm team manuscript!" "I'm team letter!" I'm team "Colleen Hoover is a shitty author and couldn't come up with an actual ending so she's relying on the internet deciding the ending for her and debating til the end of time" 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bullying fangirls for doing fangirl activities will always be worse than being emotional about a thing they enjoy that you think is bad. 010
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's a huge difference between not liking Taylor Swift and thinking her songs are bad and ruthlessly bullying her fans for simply enjoying and reacting to music they like and I think a certain side of TikTok needs to hear this.... 110
Reposted by monster mashley 🎃NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE BIG CAT WITH ANOTHER BIG RECORD!!! 😼 Andrei Vasilevskiy has more wins through 600 games played than any other goaltender in NHL history! 0193
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need the Lightning to keep scoring and I need the Kraken to START scoring pleaseeee 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm glad my mouth doesn't hurt as badly as I feared it would, I'd be angrier at the people on threads who hear "dental emergency" and with no other context will jump to blame the person who had the emergency, even if they didn't put off dental work and saw a dentist multiple times this year. 120
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks 🫂 at least the pain isn't as bad as it could be? 110
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So I just broke my tooth and because I broke a luxury bone there are zero emergency dentists near me that are open on the weekend so I'm just stuck starving and in pain til Monday. 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This shitpost, brought to you by my glutes, that are now very mad every time I decide to do anything that requires my legs 💀 000
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The country of Bulgaria should sue whoever associated them with everyone's least favorite glute and/or quad exercise 100
monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Kraken's game is too strong, the other team hasn't bothered to pull the goalie and give Joey his chance at a goal. 010