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monster mashley 🎃

@hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social
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Hockey fan who occasionally reads a book | Tampa Bay Lightning, Seattle Kraken, and Seattle Torrent | fangirlashley1 on threads (she/her)

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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 27m
SEATTLE IS HOCKEYTOWN NOW!!!!!
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t understand why Detroit changed goalies, the first guy was doing such a good job.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1h
Don't pull the Detroit goalie I think he's doing a great job
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 1h
The Kraken have been successful on 40% of their shots 💀
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 2h
I see we're back to "I'm gonna Muckleshoot myself"
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
women desperately seeking a fucking break in your area
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 21h
*vague spoilers* The idea of someone doing to me what that one character did to Kai just has me so mad on his behalf I would have burned everything down and not rebuilt SHIT
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 22h
I finished this book and it was pretty good and enjoyable but man I don't know how I feel about the ending. Like it wasn't *bad* per se but I don't know if I like it.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A girl came in after me and added 3x the weight I added for hip thrust and honestly she's my motivation to finish all my leg day sets
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have the weight of a small to average adult loaded right now 🥰
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love the smith machine, I can successfully do hip thrusts moving more weight than I could ever hope to actually lift and it's only possible thanks to the Smith machine
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Vote blue no matter who" does not and should not apply to transphobic politicians or anyone who is willing to throw a marginalized group under the bus to gain exactly 0 Republican votes.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So my library labeled Hollywood, Ending by John Green as a romance and I'm cackling because nobody promoted the book that way but some poor soul is gonna think it is as they read a good book that is literary fiction to the core.
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cydney 🕷️ @cydneyjt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY
woman being hit by a lesbian beam of light
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finn | not jack torrance 🪓 @n0tyourdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day!! let's go lesbians!!
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Billy Eichner: Let's Go, Lesbians!
Alt: Billy Eichner: Let's Go, Lesbians!
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats to my favorite aesthetic / theme in all of Tampa Bay sports (Lightning are a close second)
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm gonna be in Tampa in a couple of weeks and it'll be so fucking sick if the Rays are still in the MLB playoffs then.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does he remind me of the killer from Too Many Cooks
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Tim @linloxlar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Smoking Ben Affleck with a Seattle Kraken logo on his shirt
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 07/10/2026
pets do in fact pay rent, you just collect it by kissing their little heads
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, and the Bears, which also tracks.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you had told me last year that the only teams not making me sad are the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Tampa Bay Lightning, I would...absolutely believe you. I'd be like "yeah, that tracks, this does nothing to prove you're from the future. Give me lottery numbers or something".
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Girl crying with two finger guns pointed up at her forehead
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kraken PLEASE my week has been bad enough, making it worse wasn't necessary.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are two types of people: people who were curled up in their tub and crying like a baby after hearing Orbiter and Dan back to back, and people who have never listened to Orbiter and Dan back to back
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noah Kahan dropped a new single for SOTR when I never recovered from "Orbiter" and "Dan" being next to each other on his newest album.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does anybody else hear circus music playing or I am the only one trapped in a clown show.
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now he ESPECIALLY earned a goalie goal since the Flames keep RUDELY stealing Joey's shutout
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh NOW the refs decide to do their job and actually call penalties, I guess they were on their phone 3 minutes earlier
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come on Flames, you can surely pull the goalie this time and give Joey his opportunity, he's earned a goalie goal
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the Kraken should only play the Flames for the remainder of the season.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The NFL is no fun 😡
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️the Raiders do the funniest thing possible and become the last remaining undefeated team in the AFC 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no undefeated teams left in either of the sports I watch 😔 add this to the list of reasons why I hate Boston sports teams.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm team manuscript!" "I'm team letter!" I'm team "Colleen Hoover is a shitty author and couldn't come up with an actual ending so she's relying on the internet deciding the ending for her and debating til the end of time"
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bullying fangirls for doing fangirl activities will always be worse than being emotional about a thing they enjoy that you think is bad.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a huge difference between not liking Taylor Swift and thinking her songs are bad and ruthlessly bullying her fans for simply enjoying and reacting to music they like and I think a certain side of TikTok needs to hear this....
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE BIG CAT WITH ANOTHER BIG RECORD!!! 😼 Andrei Vasilevskiy has more wins through 600 games played than any other goaltender in NHL history!
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need the Lightning to keep scoring and I need the Kraken to START scoring pleaseeee
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad my mouth doesn't hurt as badly as I feared it would, I'd be angrier at the people on threads who hear "dental emergency" and with no other context will jump to blame the person who had the emergency, even if they didn't put off dental work and saw a dentist multiple times this year.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks 🫂 at least the pain isn't as bad as it could be?
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I just broke my tooth and because I broke a luxury bone there are zero emergency dentists near me that are open on the weekend so I'm just stuck starving and in pain til Monday.
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This shitpost, brought to you by my glutes, that are now very mad every time I decide to do anything that requires my legs 💀
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The country of Bulgaria should sue whoever associated them with everyone's least favorite glute and/or quad exercise
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Tim @linloxlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE UNDEFEATED SEATTLE KRAKEN!!!!!
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monster mashley 🎃 @hardcoremunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Kraken's game is too strong, the other team hasn't bothered to pull the goalie and give Joey his chance at a goal.
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