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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 15/09/2026
let's just say,
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 15/09/2026
i love to see my favorite characters communicate their feelings and traits
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 15/09/2026
identifying scenes in star trek deep space nine where the writers use one specific method of dialogue writing
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 21/08/2026
me finally losing my mind and being mercifully obliterated by the abrahamic God
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 08/08/2026
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 04/06/2026
it is happening, again
amelie from death stranding saying, "Like the 2010 historical drama, The King's Beach."
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 04/06/2026
blessings of gamer's being to you this day
three wolves howling at the moon. the moon is labeled "gamer pride," and the three wolves are labeled "high score," "first person shooter's," and "extra live" respectively
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/05/2026
star trek would not be star trek without the famous escapades of our favorite grumpy dentist
generated star trek original series title card which reads: "'ALL HIS GOD DAMN BLOOD COME OUT JIM' - WRITTEN BY DR. BOURNES"
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/05/2026
still thinking about how good this is. unfortunately the "Spock's Brain" background centers the text in a weird way which makes anything more than like three words, but the others (like this one) are great
generated star trek episode title card which reads "'GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS' - WRITTEN BY SINUS OFFICER SPUCK"
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/05/2026
HUGE tomodachi life news: david lynch and wallace shawn had a baby! her name is Lydia (i didnt pick the name or gender but did decide it's pronounced Lie Deea)
Wallace Shawn holding Lydia, saying "It's a girl!"Lydia stealing a newspaper from Wallace Shawn while he is showering, it is chaos as they try to catch herdavid lynch buried under sand up to the neck, lydia approaches david's face with a crablydia saying "Clund! If you can believe it!" she inherited both physical traits/mannerisms and verbal expressions from her wonderful dads
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/05/2026
love me a good title card generator
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/05/2026
this is fantastic. i especially like the broadcast blur option
spock turns upside down 3 timesjakeo does a cuss
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/05/2026
i forgot that the previous video was david asking wallace out, not the proposal. here was the actual proposal
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/05/2026
more assorted images from game of the year tomodachi life: living the dream
none of the miis i found online of majima were very good, so i took a shot at making my own. here he is saying "KIRYU-CHAN!!!!!." I always wanted to say that!milton mii in a diner saying "I've got a secret motherfucker type of guy side to me!" and winkingwallace shawn's mii saying "The latest thing I'm into? Saying 'here's your sign'. A hundred percent" in big bold textmilton mii saying "Whew. I'm glad no one on this island is a fan of the Star Wars franchise, my first banksy." i have to agree
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/05/2026
i need to catch up on my tomodachi life posting. here's david lynch asking wallace shawn to marry him (he said yes)
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/05/2026
i did not ask him to say this. thank you tomodachi david lynch
david lynch in tomodachi life saying "It costs nothing to be kind, but it could change the world!" in big bold text
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 08/05/2026
the bad news is that tomodachi life is NOT accurate. i gave david lynch a slice of cherry pie and he did NOT like it
David Lynch's Mii right before i hand him a slice of cherry pieDavid Lynch's Mii holding a slice of cherry pie and saying "Yum!"David Lynch's mii after eating the slice of pie, with the caption "He didn't like it all..." David Lynch looks sad. he looks fucking miserable
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 08/05/2026
i've got good news and bad news in tomodachi life. first, the good news:
David Lynch's mii receiving the "loud voice" little quick in tomodachi lifeDavid Lynch's mii standing next to a water sprinkler. he says "I feel like I got one step closer to my true self" in a larger bold font than he had used previously
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 08/05/2026
more assorted tomodachi life images
Roger Corman, legendary B movie producer/director, in mii form. he says "I'm sure you'd never get bored with Nintendo Reggie."Roger Corman's mii saying "I study the watching film's (perverted) rule book every night before bed, i make movie!"Milton Mii after becoming good friends with Roger Corman's Mii: "It looks like Rogie Cormie is really into watching film's (perverted)!Kiryu Kazuma's Mii saying "Say! You've kinda got this motherfucker type of guy vibe goin' on today."
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 07/05/2026
David Lynch asked out Wallace Shawn
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/04/2026
more tomodachi life nonsense
ray ray (left) and pervis (right) becoming good friends. ray ray says "Best Perv and I became friends after talking about a great car at a fair price!alf expressing his feelings to jake, by presenting a bouquet of flowers and saying "You mean more 2 me than egg"
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/04/2026
if you can believe it!
david lynch in tomodachi life
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 20/04/2026
i got tater salad on my island, and alf has a huge crush on jake but jake refuses to take the damn hint
ron "tater salad" white as a mii, saying "'They call me... tater salad.' I love it! That expression pretty much sums up who I am as a person.Alf giving Jake a bouquet of flowers, as he says "You mean more 2 me than egg."
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 20/04/2026
it is criminal that tomodachi life doesn't let you export screenshots directly to your smart phone like every other switch game. anyway here's some shit i did
alf in his new "cat person" themed home. he says "it looks great now! thank you, me alf eat cat"hank hill and my friend jake deciding nicknames for one another. hank's name for jake is "liberal" and jake's name for Hank is "old creep"alf being interviewed in front of a stock footage of a city skyline. alf says "am i on tv right now?"a video game i created for the residents of my island called "Globgold's Quest 2: The Beach Bastard." no one on the island liked receiving this particular gift
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 02/04/2026
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 01/04/2026
i love that video games just have incredible volumetric clouds now. death stranding 2's clouds also dynamically correspond with the game's weather conditions, so you can both tell it's raining off in that direction, and also know you're high enough that youll probably need extra oxygen
Sam Stranding driving a pink & "ghost green" motorized tricycle on the side of the mountain above the clouds you can see off in the distance
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 01/04/2026
more death stranding 2 screenshots
Sam Stranding sitting on a dock overlooking a lake full of magic death stranding tar that can shoot ghostsPizza Hat Sam and BB look pleased that they found some white crystals that are giving him three thumbs upSam Stranding holding up Dollman so he can get a better look at the sunrise off the northeastern coast of AustraliaPunished "Sunburn" "Republic of Gamers" Sam, BB, and Dollman in a candid shot that was certainly not composed in photo mode
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/03/2026
"ai is inevitable" arguments like this drive me up the wall because it pretends that genai proliferation is just happening on its own, when it is in fact being MADE to happen, through lots and lots of effort, by people who we should be working to stop regardless of ai
article comment:

Wonder & Reason: I agree. We need more focus on the Left towards support a positive automated future.

Otherwise we cede this deliberation to others.
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/03/2026
alt text for this one, sorry:
quote from the article: "On aggregate, in 2022, the ability for AI to succeed at all human tasks was given a 50% chance to occur by 2060; one year later, scientists accelerated their prediction timeline to 2047."
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/03/2026
i could go on but i might risk saying something funny (image unrelated because it's not as funny as it was in my head)
Hard C. (stands for Clumping) 6:29 AM:
some guy in 1900: ah yeah well, it's inevitable that children are now being made to work 16 hour shifts inside the glue factory every day to make certain other people's lives more convenient. might as well make the best of it, unregulated child industrial labor is a fact of life now and there's no way to change it. if only those darned Leftists would stop saying child labor is bad because it hurts children we could get to the REAL issue, which is how productive the glue factory is
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 31/03/2026
okay? how does this make anybody's lives better. is there any scaffolding in place for people to do less work but get paid the same or more, or is all that extra profit going to go to the people who now have to pay less employees? the fact that people are losing their jobs is unimportant i guess
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 28/03/2026
tomodachi life will be special to me
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 24/03/2026
me when i log on
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 24/03/2026
i fr*cking love death stranding 2
death stranding 2 landscape shot, walking down a high mountain looking out in the distance towards a snowy mountain to the right and a sandstorm to the leftsam stranding yelling at the ocean, with a city in the distancean NPC porter under a timefall shelter, poking his hand out to feel the rainsam stranding, bb from starwars, and a small normal man cheer that they have made it to firework fort
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/03/2026
we goin to six flags baby
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 22/03/2026
pew pew pew fuck you a ha ha ha dieeee haa pew pew
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 21/03/2026
my friend announced the news by posting a contextless pic of him and netanyahu, and the only impulse i had was to break out the ol' paint 3d magic select
chuck norris and benjamin netanyahu, norris's head is too wide and netanyahu's head is too tall
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 14/03/2026
pittsburgh likes to have big wind gusts that take out the entire city's power
power outage map listing 2310 active events and 1,16945 customers out of power
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 11/03/2026
it's funny every time
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 11/03/2026
making myself laugh
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 28/02/2026
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 24/02/2026
thoughts now that i'm about to finally about to finish death stranding 2 (no specific spoilers, just broad ideas you'd expect from a kojima productions game)
John Clump (me): no spoilers: yesterday i saw the (a?) big long pivotal late-game death stranding 2 cutscene and holy shit. remedy and kojima productions are the only big devs willing to put so much effort towards things that risk making them look so stupid if it doesn't land, and i love them for it 
i hope that, for worldbuilding context, there's a flashback cutscene in death stranding 3 to before the death stranding, that's just a shot of the president of the united nations giving a speech, and the speech just says: 
"the UN general assembly and all world leaders have unanimously voted to hire yoji shinkawa to aesthetic the fuck out of every aspect of global infrastructure. there shall be no building, structure, clothing style, typeface, or device that is not fully shinkawa all the way to its cold metal core. we are paying a premium for the maximum number of extraneous straps on every piece of clothing. if the apocalypse happens, we will be ready."
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/02/2026
you pull yourself out of bed because you caught an idea you don't want to risk losing, and watch in awe/horror as the idea melds with and is altered by the medium into a third thing you can't explain. here's a cat food from a dream i had
a box of friskie's cat food poorly altered to say "Friscau SOUP" (pronounced friss-co) because that is what it was called in the dream
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/02/2026
more paint 3d garbage appreciation. idk why i think the idea of the star trek commbadge being centered and huge is the funniest thing in the world, but i do
captain picard in big head mode considering entries to the captain picard day crafts competition, commbadges centeredbigger-head worf and his son walking down a corridor in star trek the next generationa screenshot from a game modified to be a 90s-00s-style box for a product called "Creative Soundfucker." includes contextless 3d orbsa poster for the golden girls modified to say "the gilmore girls," there is something wrong with all four of the girls
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/02/2026
still mad about paint 3d being discontinued. it lets me make the worst things
bobby's reveal from twin peaks the return, but he's too tallgordon cole whistling in his office from twin peaks the return, with different frames of his head superimposedcaptain picard in star trek the next generation with a large head and a huge commbadge centered on his uniformcaptain sisko from star trek deep space nine being socially tortured by three differently-sized nogs
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 23/02/2026
< You/We wield the Gun/You >
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 21/02/2026
this popped into my head and i had to make it real
amelie from death stranding saying "Like James and the Giant 'Beach.'" edited from the original screenshot, in which she says "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach.'"
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 20/02/2026
every horror game should have a database tab containing a list of all the cats you've petted
Cronos: The New Dawn screenshot, next to the inventory is a database tab which contains all text/audio logs you've read, and there's a tab called "cats" that shows all the cats you've petter
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 20/02/2026
i want to play monek game bananas. here he is sitting in a human-sized car asking me why i cant afford the computer he's on
donkey kong (new version) doing a vacant smile at the camera from within a little car
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Fucker out Of Line @hardclumping.goodass.dog · 14/02/2026
debra wilson is truly in every video game
debra wilson's character "the doctor" standing opposite sam porter bridges in Death Stranding 2: On The Beachdebra wilson's character "the doctor" standing opposite sam porter bridges in Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
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