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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Elisabeth Shue turned 63 yesterday. You wanna know what makes me feel old? It’s NOT that Elisabeth Shue turned 63. It’s that I no longer think of 63 as old.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Patrick Kane looks like an AI version of Patrick Kane.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I feel like we should be making blue “Make America Great Again” hats.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hormuz sounds like a pun Sean Connery would give on Celebrity Jeopardy. “That whore moos whenever I visit your mother, Trebek!”

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Trump is about to declare victory the same way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Which is more disappointing? Finding out someone you used to respect is MAGA? Or finding out they think Dottie dropped the ball on purpose?

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Someone in my office keeps naming all the food in the refrigerator. I just ate a cup of yogurt named Gary.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Champagne’s still in the fridge but it’s a start.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Me watching extra time soccer for the first time and wondering how long the game lasts…

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Forever Sandlot Meme

ALT: Forever Sandlot Meme

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This year for Father's Day, I would like a coffee mug that says "# 34,854,713 Dad! *Figure estimated and based off most recent census of total dads in the U.S.”

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I don’t know what to do with my 326 acres in Arlington Heights

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Who’s ready for some NBA on NBC?

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Haven’t been posting ‘cause I’ve been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

It has multiple re-quotable lines. Overall though the movie is boring.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

“The hostilities have been terminated” is the dumbest sentence I’ve read this week. And I’ve read quite a few dumb sentences.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I was watching Marquee Network and they were interviewing a young Cubs minor leaguer. They asked him who his favorite player was growing up and he said Jake Arrietta. I’m not sure what to do with that info. Unless he was referring to a lesser known 90s player Jay Carrietta.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Do you think when Sia walks into someone’s house they look at her and are like “don’t you dare…”

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Citing a decline in teen birth rate made me LOL. It’s like a prison warden getting all sadsies about a decline in crimes.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I think if you came into the conversation starting with “the country is worse off now that she’s deported” and then figured out the next step in the flow chart from THERE, we’d have more faith in your perspective. Good people start where we’re at, not we’re you’re at. So fuck off right back at ya.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

For instance… “Did you read the Harvard report?” His answer to this question, whether it was yes or no - and let’s face it, it would have been no - would very quickly lead him to a dead end of his entire stance. Instead the idiots will dismiss it as a personal attack. Nothing was achieved here.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I actually don’t like these sound bites because they’re dismissed by the simpler-minded folks who could actually benefit from the messaging as ad hominems and are generally useless. There is a line of questioning she could have led him down that would have shown who he is and been more effective.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The last time the Bulls picked twice in the top 20, they used them to trade up for…Doug McDermott. Hopefully their next GM treats first-round picks like they’re more valuable than a nickel you’d find on the sidewalk.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I’m going to break my own rule of commenting on something without reading it. Dear author, It ain’t that deep. Trump is a dipshit. Sincerely, Happy

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Not referring to him as Woke Leo proves to me he’s slipping.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

“The Pope is weak on crime” is the funniest thing a president has ever said. And dumbest. Well maybe just dumbest. Wait is it funny? It’s funny right? If it wasn’t so dumb it would be funny. Or maybe it’s funny BECAUSE it’s dumb. It’s either one or the other or both, I’m confident of that much.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Okay hear me out. A restaurant that specializes in dumplings called Wonts and Kneads.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I award you all the high fives or fist bumps.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Happy, in an unexpected statement, said he did not eat a full-sized bag of spicy Doritos and hide the evidence at the bottom of the garbage can a couple hours after dinner last night.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

He takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Mechanic: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CHECKED YOUR WASHER FLUID? Brian: The washer fluid is fine…

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Step 1 for any Trump cabinet member: Help me do crimes. Step 2 for any Trump cabinet member: Take the fall for all those times I did crimes. Step 3 for any Trump cabinet member: Thank you for all the crimes I’m done with you you’re fired.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

He could have farted into the microphone for 19 straight minutes and it would have made as much sense and been as inspiring.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Is this a prepared speech? Does he even have a staff? This is all deranged ramblings of a madman and he’s fucking reading it!!!

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I’ve seen a double rainbow. I’ve seen plenty of four-leaf clovers. I’ve even been present during an erupting volcano. But nothing I’ve ever experienced has been as exciting as when I saw “King of Wishful Thinking” playing on the 80s and 90s stations at the same time.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If she were at all interested in self preservation she’d answer every question with “after consultation with my representatives I have no comment on that.”

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Maybe they thought they were stealing Chrysler cars. Or football cream. Or applesauce. /high fives the Nard dog

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Is there a support group established for people who have had Lemon Pound Cake stuck in their head for 10 straight days? At first I found it charming but now I’d like to get some work done.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’m in. We have at least a year and six months to plan for it!!!

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Ray Kinsella went to Fenway Park and ordered two hot dogs and two beers and it cost him $7.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

He is getting a second opinion from Dr. Prince Andrews.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

NFL writers typing “per me” when announcing a signing or trade on social media will never not make me laugh. I am laughing out loud at Ian Rapoport right now per me.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I love what the Pistons are doing right now, particularly Cade Cunningham. The only thing that sucks about it is my old friend @worldofisaac.bsky.social isn’t here for it. Miss you, bud!

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

“Sports is not supposed to be political. It’s supposed to unite the country.” - Daily Dipshit Jeremy Roenick, complaining of the reaction to the US Hockey team celebrating in the locker room with the fucking FBI director and that bullshit phone call with the rapist in chief.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The silver medal is a lovely participation trophy

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Hammond, IN, has been underdeveloped and underfunded our whole lives. If this Bears deal falls through do you think the money will still be there to develop something else and help the people that live there? I would doubt it. This is all bullshit.

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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

You guys will never guess who I saw at the grocery store just now. Everyone.

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