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Happy Miser

@happymiser.bsky.social
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Retired. Don’t like mornings or broccoli. All in on bourbon.

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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 1h
So, if it’s ok for him to give foreign enemies permission to kill US citizens without consequence, are American citizens now free to do the same?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 1h
Emboldened, really? How about psychotic, unhinged, out of control, out to lunch, off the rails!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 1h
Why does it take absurdly paid Wall Street analysts to figure out what barely paid Main Street people already know?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 2h
His followers are fucking brain dead. The only other thing they would switch to is reruns of Duck Dynasty.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 2h
Another day of wasted oxygen.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 2h
Chinese models, free to use by the average consumer, are being developed at a fraction of the cost of ours. Additionally, as of mid-2026, up to 46% of U.S. AI token traffic runs on Chinese-built models. Everyone says we have to win the race, but nobody can give a coherent answer of what that means.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 3h
Drowning by a thousand drips.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 3h
She sounds jealous. Maybe it’s been a while for Megyn.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 11h
Fox noise has never had one molecule of self awareness.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 11h
News flash, he’s not.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 11h
Definitely signs of a resilient consumer.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 11h
Oh, I think we have a complete understanding of what was going on in this lab. Just assume the worst, times ten.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 11h
Another blonde airhead. Definitely on brand.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As long as those bad things stay within the walls of 1600, I’m good with that.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That dog won’t hunt.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Under the heading of history repeats itself, I thought this was a modern day abandoned data center.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super people, super intelligence czar. Trump will now require everyone to refer to himself and everyone in the administration under their new hip hop names. Say hello to TMoney and his boy SIZ.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there’s a god in heaven, that means there’s a devil too, and I really wish he’d come and get this dementia ridden asshole, yesterday!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve got a couple of wire brushes that he might enjoy.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok dumb ass republicans, how long are you gonna put up with this shit! Jesus fucking Christ, grow a pair!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why not just promise a million to everyone. For fuck sake.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Waking up from his ignorance coma. Welcome back!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, but the household survey includes people who claim self employment which is an incredibly loose definition of employed. People who are self employed often exist in the shadow economy, don’t pay taxes and consume public benefits without contributing to same. I’m not saying they’re bad people.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Respectfully, where are you getting a 160K?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One basket, all the eggs.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Casinos are taking IOU’s now?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This just makes it all the more creepy and suspect.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Directly or indirectly?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If that’s true, I’d hate to see what a bad one looks like. Yikes!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With regard to the big picture, this is totally meaningless.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He should be committed.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How quickly we’re back to putting the fire department on hold because the fire isn’t getting any worse. Problem is, it’s still burning and causing destruction. We still have a Fed that’s afraid of its own shadow.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While we can talk about averages all day, it’s widely known in the finance industry and politics that if you torture the numbers long enough, you can get them to say anything you want. To the individual who just lost their job or can’t find one, averages are meaningless.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always laugh at the absurdity of everyone trying to make sense of a senseless act that some commits. That, in itself, is a senseless act. I think the same applies here when trying to analyze anything this moron says.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t know how you trust a these numbers anymore. The so called experts, predicting 80 to 100k, got it wrong as they always do. Most Americans don’t pay attention to these numbers. For them, all economics is local. If your college grad is living at home, and everything else costs more, it’s bad.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes, there’s that pesky word again, context!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to rain on investors optimism parade, but 29k jobs for September and 60k downward revisions for the 2 prior months ain’t great news. It’s laughable we’re now in a, could have been worse is good news, mentality. Like saying that only 20 people were killed in a mass shooting event, is good news.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t know about everyone else, but I’m good paying more for gas and diesel, not to finance the killing of innocent Ukrainians by this monster.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this what’s meant by damning with faint praise?
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How much of that is just Ai related/driven? Probably the lions share.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make em dumb as a stump cuz we don’t want em votin democrat bubba!
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was a problem way before Ai. It’s called social media.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it’s safe to assume she was a very, very lonely child.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Appears we have an answer to, what she was made for.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Less dissension when you’re preaching to your own choir.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s amazing what you can see when you take the blinders off.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure, I want that making my medical, financial and relationship decisions for me. 🤡
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll keep saying this to every one of these types of stories. An expectation, not a revelation.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I hear anyone on CNBC argue the consumer is resilient, really sick of hearing that word, I just grab the remote. My mute button is getting an excessive amount of wear.
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Happy Miser @happymiser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am totally shocked and saddened that Trump lied. Of course this would only be the case if I’d been in a coma the last 10 years.
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