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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 2h
Consider a war against a nuclear armed superpower, who has military bases dotted up and down your country and manufactured all your most advanced weapons and air defences or just nod and smile and make sure you serve high cholesterol food whenever he visits
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how about if it only ever has to float for the length of a short video to temp boost a share price?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This should be the actual ballot paper for the next indy ref. Ant and Dec to announce which way was Scotland once the votes are counted
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah we keep some chickens in our garden and its a nightmare with all the wild salmon trying to nab them
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lenticularis
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lets be clear though, if she uses the bicycle again next year, the authorities should come down hard on her in 2038
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any retrospective punishment would only "open a can of worms"
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She should start next years Marathon with a 10 second penalty
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The real winner tonight? Florida Governor Ron...no sorry I mean Kemi Badenoch
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In my head all footage from the Whitehouse has the Curb theme music playing in the background even when the poster has forgotten to add it.
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like we are in a teams call with the other European countries and just popped to the toilet for 10 years
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why not proscribing them?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be right back, or brb for short
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well you cant be a controversial champion if you have all your titles stripped away :)
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he right in the sense that people will stop using Spotify if it just plays AI crap all the time
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s the wrong drug for arseholes because it makes anyone who takes it more arseholey too
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is weird. Are other team still scoring them at the same rate or is there a general decline?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Obviously last season was very very funny but we are reaching the point where I feel sorry for my spurs supporting mate
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Classic 2-5-3 formation?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They may have a legit asylum claim to escape angry cricket fans back home
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Its important students are taught both sides of the big "whether to be ethical" debate.
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I shot this one in Gijon, Spain (with my son inspecting the barrel)
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah seems bonkers. Buy him for £150 mil and end up selling to Barca next year for £50m
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We can all enjoy a Willock goal vs Liverpool too
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe the survey was done before we shat on city. At that point we had a run of mediocre friendly results and plenty of fitness worries
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That makes us look a bit short of cover for Gabriel. Can any of the RCBs play left? or Salmon?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I still think the original plan from last season can work: Vik is the flat track bully banging in hat-tricks against the bottom half and Kai plays the tight games. We just never got a chance to really try that last year
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't shit on that - its my current plan :(
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
yeah the magic of twitter was John Normal, who posts 1000 times to 10 followers that he has not spotted any meteorites heading for Earth, then one day he posts "Holy shit guys..."
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn I’m rely on people who paid the 10 quid to say how we are d on bluesky
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve been waiting the whole World Cup for this
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mahmood for Reeves is a Konsa for Gordon level substitution (i.e. a complete fuck-up)
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is interfering in the world cup the right way, by Ezra Klein
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I didn't stay up but then I had a terrible night's sleep worrying about what the result would be. Somehow got the worst of both worlds
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am hoping they are just bullshitting us and they've been using these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altitud... to acclimatise
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Altitude tent - Wikipedia
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To be honest they are stupid and were lied to. They should be campaigning to rejoin, not whining to get some weird exemption
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I would simply have won the toss and batted.
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just WTF is the use for these that isn't being a creep?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The best bit is we are getting a new bloke in to do exactly the same thing
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It would be pretty mental to concede before Burnham has even won Makefield.
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Has a bit of an AI generated smell to it
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Use it as a helpful reminder to hit the Unsubscribe button
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fantastic. Was never a fan of idling diesel vans next to kids playgrounds
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
FFS are they doing this ref cam shit for the whole tournament?
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There would be a neat symmetry if he could go on the back of a football ticketing expenses scandal
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He might want to watch any international team with Arsenal players in it in the final
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One sub left, get Eze on #arsenal
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I like it, perhaps from a corner? What I think you are trying to tell me is I need more beer in the fridge
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Devil's advocate: maybe could be like the post office office one where changes the should have happened due to the thing, happen because of the TV prog about the thing, but don't think I buy this
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happyleon.bsky.social @happyleon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bit unfortunate for them that their planned 'scrap net zero week' has coincided with 'Fucking hot week'
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