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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Who gives a shit about preseason games 1 & 1B? LOL. This is strictly to get legs warmed up and "up to speed" for real games later. Doesn't matter in the slightest. And worrying about line combos at this stage.........is ridiculous.

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Who cares about the win/loss result of preseason game #1 & 1B?That was all just fine for 1/2 speed stuff with the mix of NHLers & AHLers. Nice to watch McKenna move, & Matthews & Raddysh looked good.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

CNN & all those other news media outlets should be happy to be banned from the White House. There's nothing of any value at the White House these days. NOTHING. Report the news from elsewhere, & speak freely. Ignore the rapist & his pack of criminals.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Best Swedes currently working for the Toronto Maple Leafs, ranked in order.... 1. Mats Sundin 2. William Nylander 3. Oliver Ekman-Larsson 4. Emil Andrae 5. Daniel Alfredsson

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

At the end of the day....

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF VAGINAL DRYNESS.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

America: It's very simple. Just don't be a dickbag.

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hey you guys! I'm sooooooo ready for this season! Let's play the hockey. But I can't skate tho.

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tom Waits writes songs about wounded people with just a few drops of dream left.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I hear one more "superb vocalist" do a slow, soulful, building, emotional cover of Radiohead's Creep......IMMA LOSE IT.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Even with the verbal & economic attacks on Canada, & how angry Canadian citizens are at America in general right now......if the 9/11 tragedy were to happen today, Canada would instantly respond with kindness & help. No questions asked.

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What kind of dream would you call it, To have one foot in Eden, one foot in hell, To be always numb, plagued by demons, Summoned by Angels at the same time? - Rags

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Is he still a rotting, putrid, nasty piece of shit? Just checking...

RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lake Ontario is not suffering at all from Trump's idiocy, as it's a fucking LAKE.

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The average gorilla's erect penis is 1.2 to 2.4 inches in length.

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I just asked my wife if she wanted a kiss on the vagina and she got so mad at me!! I swear, I do not understand women.

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Either the Toronto Air Show is still going on, or America has started their attack.

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"Wah, as an American, I'm paying sooooo much for gas now!! It's $4.15/gallon!! Wah!" USD cost per gallon in... Canada: $4.80/G Spain: $7.80/G Germany: $9.65/G France: $8.90/G the UK: $9.67/G Brazil: $4.77/G Australia: $5.45/G Mexico: $6.37/G Sweden: $6.66/G Seriously, shut the fuck up.

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Wait a sec, you guys. I just learned something that I never ever knew! Groove, apparently, is in the HEART. I....am.....gobsmacked.

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An "Agatha Christie": - A silent, putrid fart committed in a crowded room where only the culprit knows who did it.

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The last teenager just left for university. We're officially empty nesters! I'm walking around the house naked, starting NOW!!

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Personally, I'd like to see McKenna play on the top line w/Matthews & Knies all year, & Cowan on the 2nd line with Tavares & Nylander. That'd be two killer lines we'd be rolling out every game - hard to defend against. After that, I don't much give a fuck. Blueger with Roslovic & Paul? Not sure.

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Jesus, people. Can we just call a Spade a spade???

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One 'lil slice of Canadiana that's nice, is going for a "peameal/eggs/a pancake" breakfast at a nice little greasy spoon nearby, & hearing Doug & the Slugs come on the radio as you pour your real maple syrup from the 'lil bottle you brought with you. Day by Day, we're all feeling stronger. 🇨🇦

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

There is strength in mumblers. I think that's what he said.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

MEH. Canadians are very united. Americans are deeply, deeply divided. Bring it on, you Twat.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Being a fan of the Ottawa Senators..... "The hell we chose."

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Women sure are purdy.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

WHEN will the Montreal Canadiens finally get some Superstar players on their team? It's been like 50 years and still none. If I were a Slab fan, I'd be pissed.

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Meanwhile, deep inside Donald Trump's body.....

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Hot damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!"

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RJ @happydawg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So WHEN Trump & his criminals rig the mid-terms so that he wins......what then? At what point do Americans rise up and fight for their country? Just curious.

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Does salted butter have to be THAT salted? Jesus, they're killing me, because clearly I can't not have it on everything, even tho I know it's bad for me. Fucksake. Can we have "1/2 salted" butter?

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Bruce Cockburn - All The Diamonds In The World

I never fully appreciated Bruce Cockburn when I was younger. He's actually pretty amazing. And what a guitar player. youtu.be/AGgbpLLeGuY?...

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YouTube video by Best Playlists Ever

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Is there any hope for all the stupid portion of the American public? There's a fairly large number of them.

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