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HaphazardHalfElf

@haphazardhalelf.bsky.social
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✨️ chaos agent 👀 nonsense provocateur 📝 accounts mngr @ mayhem, inc. 🐈‍⬛ proud childless cat-lady 🐈 still not going back 💪♀️

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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Why is Kash Patel always looking like a somewhat frightened chihuahua who doesn't know where he is, or why his owner brought him there #kashpatel
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We’re gonna have to put an asteroid next to the winner of this year’s Little League World Series. Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S. Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Shrug.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm increasingly struggling with the fact that right wing members of Congress keep going to a concentration camp run by their favorite dictator, as if it's some kind of amusement park or sex club, and there's almost no backlash.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
go offfffffff 🙌
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We live on the dumbest fucking timeline.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
lol #GulfofMexico
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Fun Fact: Trump has been trying to privatize Air Traffic Control since 2017. But sure, blame it on #PeteButtigieg and #DEI
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few... No doubt many of us would fall. But who are we? We have no names, no family, everyone one of us is poor, powerless, and yet together... we can overthrow an empire."
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🌻🫶🏵
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I have, lol 😅🫠
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
me: uugghh, why do I have this never-ending headache also me:
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Trump’s cabinet picks wouldn’t pass the background check to volunteer on a school field trip…
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
🤷‍♀️ Well, we tried to warn them, but... 🤷‍♂️
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Okay? So we just let people cheat and rig the system? Sounds very American tbh.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What's to stop fans of the opposing team from dressing like fans of the other team and forcing a forfeit thru false-flag subterfuge?
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What a cutie-patootie 🩷🥰
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🫶✨️ genuinely proud of you, from the bottom of my soul #dontgiveup #hereforeachother #bethelight #itsoktonotbeok #humanist
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
There is none, I just find it ironic that she's apparently been sitting on some information about her Repuglican colleagues, while calling Dems pedophiles for years.
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Shining Science @shiningscience.com · 21/11/2024
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We gotta support one another in these trying times ✨️🫶
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Republicans wouldn’t block the Gaetz Report if it exonerated him. 🤷‍♀️
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Me AF: 💀✨️🌸 #besties #inittogether #loveanother
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I mean, that's pretty in line with their P25 breeding program #handmaidstale
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Logically Leftist @jeffwaldorf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Republicans wouldn’t block the gaetz report if it exonerated him.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
fk yeah, brother 😎
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
👇👇👇 #empathy
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Protecting your peace is essential, but make sure you're still working on yourself and don't get stuck in the energy of that grief. ✨️💜
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars. #bethelight #lightworkers
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
to whom it may concern: #imabouttolosemymind #upinhere #upinhere #postelectionblues #seasonaldepression
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
📌 for now, while these things remain legal 🫠
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What if the sandbox is filled with people who support racists or believe women should be second-class citizens or think being queer is inherently amoral? Sorry not sorry, I'm not going to play in that sandbox, nor tolerate/normalize that mindset or behavior. That's where I draw a line in the sand. 🙅‍♀️
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is not the end of our country, it's the beginning of an uprising. We're all exhausted and bruised. But I'mma keep my shoulders back and vibes high because I'll be damned before I give in to that despair. F that. I'm still not going back.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
♀️💜 #janegoodall #wellbehavedwomenrarelymakehistory #HERstory #bethechange
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Of course. Let's not forget he's a nepo baby and his Dear Papa is a POS politician too.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good on him...When SK says something is dark, well...
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Too late there, buddy. 😏
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just thinking about how the expanded child tax credit would have lifted half our nation’s kids out of poverty.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The despair persists, but the silliness remains 🫠🔥🕺💃 #itstheendoftheworldasweknowit #andifeelfine #thisisfine #theskeletontwins #tuckfrump
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Agree 💯
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You're right. Consider this my formal apology to the sweet angel baby monkeys 💟
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Because what Department of Efficiency doesn't have TWO people running it? 💁‍♀️🫠 #DepartmentOfDeficiency
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Many profiles. I am wondering if it is due to a massive influx of new users. Definitely a known issue, will probably have a solution/fix soon.
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My homestate is an absolute joke 🫠😒 #womensrights #abortionaccessIShealthcare #righttochose #♀️ #deathsantis
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
They're too dimwitted to understand irony. #SorryNotSorry
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Things I didn't have on my 2024 bingo card...
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You are not wrong to find it absolutely sus, many people have been saying this since it happened because more and more evidence is leaking out, but we're trying to let the govt and intel agencies do their thing and, yknow, not storm the capital without due cause 😅 #imjokingkindofdontarrestme
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HaphazardHalfElf @haphazardhalelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
💀 lollll 💀
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