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Hap Hazzard

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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doing everything they can for Pennsylvania... including playing a song about West Virginia?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone needs to show him the word "FauxNews". You know he will claim to have invented it.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember when Rump, Saudi, and Egypt all divided up the world? We were so young and innocent back then.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come on. You know it's got to be a fake. I mean, look at how big his hands are.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm hoping the next administration converts the ballroom into office space for the first lady.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I'm not mistaken, Blanches' "Acting" status runs out in December... BEFORE Tillis and Cornyn are gone.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They have to wait until after Aug 4 for him to "die" so they don't have to call a special election and spend all that money.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gender Affirming Treatment
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Because they have to pretend he's still functional until Aug. 4th so they don't have to do a special election.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Donald Trump declassifies documents proving his administration lost control of the election to foreign influencers in 2020"
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Damn! She busted out a 'Tom of Finland' reference.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
MAGA has a real problem with "counting".
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Isn't that the logo of that competing Congressionally Authorized organization?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm going to give them that one. They SHOULD have shut down. It's the safe thing to do.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anyone check the meta-data on those photos to see when they were taken?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
May you face the day like this little bad-ass!
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No! Do NOT AI a d1ck into this picture! Bad internet!
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
But will he be safe? After all, 2/3 of all attempts on his life have happened AT Mar-a-Lago. Twice as many as all other hotels combined!
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Here's the math that I have been trying to work out. Rump wants to build a 90k sqft ballroom for 1000, up to 1300 attendees. WHCD is held at the Washington Hilton Hotel... in a room less than 30k sqft... for 2600 people...
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
But you're not getting your news from The Ministry of Truth. How can they control the narrative if you don't get all your news filtered through them?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was this many days old when I learned the word "Bimbofication", but I am unsurprised.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Can we declare the super rich a minority, so laws that favor them can be labeled DEI?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That dipshit is going to try and say Iran GAVE Kharg Island to him, quite possibly, personally.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh please. Make them all wear the brown polyester pants and give them a different colored button-down shirt to distinguish from real, trained TSA. Maybe pink. "Stand here and make sure no one walks through this door."
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I can't read this and there is no option to translate, so it's garbage. How do I block messages not in English when they falsify the langs: to en?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We need to fill all the children with this, especially now.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
He's got to be getting a kickback from Big-Marble.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I think this may be the lady in red.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts." I was under the impression that to have a Memorial named after you, you were supposed to be dead.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts." I was under the impression that to have a Memorial named after you, you were supposed to be dead.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
They took his crayons away after his temper tantrum over the brown ones.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
But no pencils!
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Remember when Rump, Saudi, and Egypt all divided up the world? We were so young and innocent back then.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I got a pony! What did everyone else get?
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm gonna start dropping my predictions here: * The lawyer for the Washington DC bombing suspect will stand up in court and say in a firm voice, "Move to dismiss, Donald Trump pardoned all the Jan.6 insurrectionists.", and then sit down.
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Low Flow Toilet! 🤣
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Hap Hazzard @hap-hazzard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Epstein files must REALLY be bad!
cnn.com
Demolition begins to replace White House East Wing with Trump’s ballroom | CNN Politics
Demolition of the White House East Wing began Monday as President Donald Trump adds a $200 million, 90,000-square-foot ballroom.
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